Iorhael-ninhide bio
Author has written 11 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, and Spider-Man. I love a good fanfic. So... "Why not write one?" I said to myself. And in a few years, I had a computer full of stories to tell.Here's a few things about me. a/s/l: Between young and legal drinking age/female/the most uneventful state on the east coast. AstroSign: Aries ChineseZodaic: Snake Weird-o-meter(1-10): bordering on bizarre (6) Favorite things to do: Draw/paint/sculpt, sing, act, learn new languages, meditate in my own little world, write poetry and stories, play alto sax and piano, chat online, read (everything except Great Expectations), and listen to every single kind of music. Well, that's about it! Oh yeah, I also love Johnny Depp, Elijah Wood, Tom Felton, James Franco, Emma Thompson, Julie Andrews, Marlon Brando (R.I.P., you wonderful actor, you!), Alan Rickman, Ralph Fiennes (RALPH FOR VOLDEMORT!), and Viggo Mortensen. Adio, gente. Ps: OMG DID YOU SEE LATER PICS OF SIRIUS FROM THE GoF MOVIE?! There was one on a Dutch website. AAAAH EYE CANDY! God bless Gary Oldman. And long hair. If you wish to see some really good GoF pics, including and especially Sirius, e-mail me. |
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Drabbles of the Caribbean by geekmama reviews
It's amazing what you can say in 100 words... or a little more, if the Muse insists.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 139 - Words: 33,264 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004
Hiding in a Lie by Windy reviews
Sequal to Never is a Promise! Alex is forced to go back to Hogwarts to join in the fight against Voldemort. Chaos ensues when there is a traitor in the group and Snape is revealed as a spy. Mainly SSOC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,909 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Severus S.
Behind the Masks by assassinerblue reviews
The Second war has been raging on in spite of all the hardships Severus Snape is suffering. And things are only about to worsen when the abusive father he has not seen in twenty years returns with good intentions to work for the Order. [PreHBP] On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Dementor's Kiss by Lady Rumbottom reviews
The return of Lady Rumbottom. One shot. Reflections of the great Sirius Black. Please read and review. Written in state of complete lack of mind. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Legomances, Mary Sues, and Fellowships, Oh My! by Lady Rumbottom reviews
Ah, yes. A Mary Sue parody... I am going so mainstream. Please RR! BTW, title thought of on a whim. Suggestions accepted. NO FLAMES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
It Only Hurts When I Breathe by assassinerblue reviews
The Aftermath of the final battle between Harry Potter and the Dark Lord. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What Raindrops Bring by GreenCookie reviews
Harry doesn't understand Luna Lovegood, he never has. Like everyone else, he thinks she's just plain loony. But come one rainy day, he finds her dancing in the rain, and he also finds a whole lot more. One shot. HP-LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The First Year: Year Five by elvinmiss reviews
Royce Hobbs and Francesca Paolini go to Hogwarts, expecting another boring year, but that's before they meet up with two of the marauders
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
Fadeless Beauty by Lady Gloredhel reviews
We all have a first love. Arwen thinks about hers. And it isn't Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Arwen U., Haldir
Harder To Breathe by Lady Gloredhel reviews
John's POV about all that has happened in his life and what drove him to it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2004
I Just Want You to Know Who I Am by LordLanceahlot reviews
Two months after the infamous kiss at the funeral, MJ's still upset and though she can't turn to Peter Parker for comfort, she can still turn to Spider-Man.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriff by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
What exactly do Sirius and Remus consider a drinking song?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by DuelingBagPipes reviews
FINISHED Jericho is trasportd to Middle Earth, turned into a hobbit, and blinded in an accident. Can she make it in Middle Earth as a blind Hobbit with strange abilites? Or will her love for Merry screw everything up? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Meriadoc B.
Confessions to a Dangerous Mind by Jayni reviews
Premovie Young Elizabeth is sent to confession by her father
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Complete
So Tell Me About Your Childhood by Lady Rumbottom reviews
Well, well, well. Random PotC characters in the psychologist's office. Pickup lines, random quotations, and more... READ AND REVIEW! NO FLAMES!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004
LOTR Haiku by Carcilwen Thorned-Rose reviews
Just some stuff I've written...mostly to have something up. Haiku 6 and 7 UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
Never is a Promise by Windy reviews
COMPLETE! A student teacher comes to Hogwarts and starts a war with our beloved potions master. But what happens when they are forced into a truce? Please review! SEQUEL: Hiding in a Lie
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,701 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Friends Never Say Goodbye by tricksters apprentice reviews
Getting revamped and edited. SEE UPDATE SECTION IN BIO! While heading to Rivendell, Legolas and Aragorn are attacked by Orcs. Warnings: character death, major angst. Read and Review, thankee kindly.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Finally Alone by Amashelle reviews
As Smeagol falls into Mt. Doom...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Smeagol
Oblivion by SparrowLass reviews
“Jack had flirted with Death many times before. . .The metal blade, for example, was coldcleancrisp. It was a whisper in the wind, a wintry caress of ice . . . and Jack’s fingers came away stained as red as the clouds at sunset.”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003
Breathe No More by Lady Rumbottom reviews
Song Fic starring Ginny Weasley! VERY miseryish. I think it's worth reading though! Song is
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Ginny W.
Path of the Nameless by Amashelle reviews
One of the Nazgul (Ringwraiths, Black Riders) ponders his situation, his life, his greatest mistake, and wonderes if he could turn away from the path he chose so long ago...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Sauron
To Kneel by Green Eyed Lady reviews
Not slash, merely the rocky and ill-fated (but still strangely satisfying) friendship of Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, fifth-to-seventh-year. No longer fits in completely with canon (at least, not OotP). Includes fencing, Slytherin politics, banter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
Not Guilty! by Simbelmyne reviews
The Hunyak's thoughts as she is led to the gallows. Vignette.
Chicago! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
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Mother Moon reviews
Can angst and humor coincide peacefully? Mother moon. Tell me, what was she thinking when she cursed one of her own children to be the only living creature to become bestial in her glowing rays? Rating may eventually go up... you never know. Marauders!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Remus L.
Of Friendship, Of Fate reviews
After Spiderman 2. In the past, Peter has overtly proven that he protects the ones he loves. But how can he gain credibility among them when once again the enemy wears the mask of a friend?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,161 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 8/13/2004
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Rogue reviews
Draco fans will like this I think... delves also into other characters, not just Harry. And an OC! Woot! Non-slash! Harry finds that though his godfather was lost, he is not gone...and that the only living memory of Sirius is in the hands of a rival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Draco M.
A Different Kind Of Hate reviews
Hermione wanders around the dungeons, searching for something... or someone... When a certain Slytherin prefect stops her in her tracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Moonlight Becomes Ye reviews
All loose ends about the movie tied up. NOT a Mary-Sue. Curse the Mary-Sues! Incorporates the dress, the woman at the masthead, the cause of the mutiny, and more.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004
Imperfections of Love reviews
Short story. I couldn't give you the names of the two main characters, it would ruin the story. So you'll have to find out! I was thinking of naming this Reflection... Involves everyone's favorite manly man. Oh, and SEE VAN HELSING! IT ROCKS!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 5/8/2004
Angstyromanceslashthathasatitle AKA My Immortal reviews
Prequel to the Angstyromanceslashwithnotitle. It's a big big story, and based on, you guessed it- Aragorn and Legolas slash. But it has a plot! WHO'D'VE THOUGHT! More drama than last fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Sadangstyromanceslashwithnotitle reviews
SLASHINESS! A slash songfic. I've always wanted to write one of these... Don't you just love this pairing! R&R please! It's angsty, savvy?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
And a Bottle of Rum the prequel reviews
If you've already read '...And a Bottle of Rum', this is the story behind the RPG behind the story. All I have to say is, read on-- drink up, me harties, yo ho!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003
And A Bottle of Rum reviews
This started out as an RPG with my friend HeeroDuo4eva. Has some anime in it, LotR, and very brief spots of Harry Potter characters. This also began as part of the Closet Chronicles, one in a series like it. I'm not sure how to categorize it, so just rea
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2003
Beyond the Black GateNaden i methed o lu reviews
How far will Legolas go to save his love from her chosen fate? And how will his love find the strength to resist the Ring and aid Frodo as well? R&R! Elvish goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003