UPDATE: This whole account is on hiatus. School just started so unfortunatly my updates wil be on hiatus for a LOOOONG time. :(-That-Nerdy-Girl-Who-Writes

UPDATE 2: Nevermind. whole thing is off. This account WON'T be deleted, new account link will be up when it is ready.

Full name Olivia Krauze

Gender: Female

Age: -

Birth-Day: 29th June

Height: WAY too tall (165cm)

Hair: Chocolate brown with curls that have a mind of their own!

Eyes: Swamp green with a tinge of yellow.

Occupation: Budding Author, Beginner Manga artist and smart Year 7 pupil.

Current location: My room, My house, Aldershot, Hampshire, England, UK, Europe, Earth, Solar System, Milky way, The Universe, This Dimesion.

Favourite food: Everything but chickpeas, spag bol, pesto and cheese.

Favourite drink Tropical, orange and peach squash.

Favourite fanfic characters to write about: Too many.

Next Story to be Uploaded: Hetalia

What Sonic Universe Are Your Fics Based In: Depends.

Can I Do Artwork Based On Your Stories: Sure!

Examples of Art: N/A

Fanfics in the Works: Too many to count!

Copies&Pastes

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Only fictional characters.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes. Let's see, 1) Voldemort 2) Lucius Malfoy 3) Austria (He can be such an ass sometimes) 4) Akito (I haven't finished the manga yet...)... And so on.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Three.

4) Favorite candy bar? Lion

5) Favorite shoes? Those little mini boots.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? yeah. mostly the idiots, and im not sorry

7) Least favorite school subject? P.E.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? nooo...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes. In Morrisons.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Plot bunnies

12) Favorite genre of music? any

14) What time were you born? 2:20 AM

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nope

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? JLS

18) Are you sarcastic? Do I have to explain?

19) What are your favorite colors? too many!!!!!!!!!!!

20) How many watches do you own? 1 awesome turquoise one.

21) Summer or winter? BOTH!!!!!!!!!

23) Favorite color to wear? any, really...

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi all the way

25) What color is your cell phone? white

26) Where is your second home? school. I see all my friends there.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? YES. MANY MANY TIMES

28) Have you ever had a cavity? yes, I think...

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 4 (If you count my globe!)

30) How many video games do you own? Ton after ton. X3

31) What was your first pet? A snail. XP

32) Ever had braces? soon.

33) Do looks matter? what matters?

34) Do you use chapstick? yes

37) Are you too forgiving? Yes. Much too forgiving and trusting.

38) How many children do you want? 2-4

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? no

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Kellogs creamy berry cereal with honey... lovely

41) Do you own a gun? No!!!

42) Ever thought you were in love? -Not real love, simply crushes. Unless you mean the love I share with fictional characters, then yes, many times.

43) When was the last time you cried? A few mins ago. (Its 17:46 on 3rd March) (Update: 10th October. Haven't cried for about a few hours)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Dunno. Probably sittin on the computer.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? -Wha?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mum/dad? OH HECK YES!

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes. I think.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nooo...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Not that I know of, unless you count KFC (KENTUCKY Fried Chicken)

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? My mum does...

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No, I'm thinking about trying to get through this darned quiz!

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? ?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Not yet.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? It could be a hell better.

57) Do you dye your hair? NO

58) Does anyone like you? Friends? Yeah sure.

59) What year were you born? INTERNET STALKER ALERT BEEPBEEPBEEP- Ahem. Sorry

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No?

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Whats wendys?

63) Do you like yourself? In some VERY small aspects.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Probably mum but I'm close to both. When it comes to hetalia it's dad... no, really.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Yes, a bit.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Paste? As in fishpaste? Or toothpaste?...

68) Do you own a webcam? Nope

69) Have you ever stripped? OI!

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope

72) Do you chat on AIM often? ...AIM? What in merlins beard is that?

73) Pringles or Lays? Neither. Teriyaki Crakers ;)

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Maybe. If I have, I don't know it...

75) Rugrats or Doug? wha?

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes. A lot.

81) Can you cook? yes, mostly cupcakes.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Homework

2. not having a machine to make fantasy reality. I mean, come on! We're so advanced, why not?

3. Jerks. They're everywhere.

83) Do you text message often? kinda

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yeah, mental and real.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To know who's really there for me and who isn't. To pass my SAT's flawlessly . Oh yeah, and my Hogwarts acceptance letter would be fab too. (UPDATE: 2/3 complete!)

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? nuh-uh.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? WTF?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Depends

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What are they?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? YES

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Parents.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My crazy friend Jazmin Walters.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My parents

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I don't instant message.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Mother...

The following is some Hetalia thing I found on someone's profile.

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[/]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (sorta...)
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[/]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up. (It disappears when I'm unhappy)
[x]You're a good artist. (Self-proclaimed)
[x]You can be clumsy at times.
[x]you have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[/]You would surrender in a war situation.
(6.5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[x]You work very hard.
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(3/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[/]You're very mature(ish)
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[ ]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(3.5/10)

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.
[x]You think you're awesome.(I have an awesome complex... (goes to emo corner)
[/]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[/]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[/]You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ]You know aliens exist.

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[x]You wear glasses.

(6.5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[/]Your cooking is awful. (Depends on the dish)
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x]You have tried doing black magic before.
[x]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[/]You're good at embroidery.
(7/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate. (Not in the pervy way)
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[/]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x]You love red roses.
[/]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[/]You're very proud of yourself. (Depends)
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[x]You're very flamboyant.
[x]You say you're a gourmet.
(6.5/10)

Russia(Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[x]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[x] You're very strong. (I can pick up my fellow year 7's...)
[ ]You have a big nose.
[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people. (It freaks them out some times)
(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.
[x]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[/]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[x] You love Hello Kitty.
[ ]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x]You work hard.
[x]You're good at drawing.
[x]You like sweets .
(6.5/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.
[/]You're polite. (with adults and important people)
[ ]You love classical music.
[x]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (I'm one of those people who could pick up an instrument and be pretty well versed with it after a month or so.)
[ ]You've composed music before. (Shhhhhhh!!!)
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons' (I say idiots)
[x]You wear glasses.
(4.5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[/]You're often ignored by people.
[ ]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[ ]You love polar bears.
[ ]You hate fighting.
[/]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x]You feel under-appreciated.
[x]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[x]You're very physically strong. (I wouldn't say VERY, but I am pretty strong. See russia)
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[/]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[/]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(4/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth.
[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[/]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(8.5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[ ]You have a lot of patience.
[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff. (It's actually a problem of mine...)
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[ ]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[x]You're very flamboyant. (I like to confuse people.)
[x]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[/]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. (At times)
[/]You're very wary of strangers.

[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[/]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(7.5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[/]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[/]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[x]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[x]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[/]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Italy and Romano, Gred and Forge, Hikaru and Kaoru. X3)
(6.5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot. (Ohhhh yes. Yes, I do.)
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[x]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[/]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(8.5/10)

So, I'm Italy, America, Britain, France, China, Hungary, Poland, Spain and Romano... HOW COME I'M JUST LIKE MY FAVOURITES!!!!! By the way, if you'd like to try this: you get anywhere from 6.5 to 10 out of 10 x's, you're that character. ([x]=Yes [ ])= no [/]= Kinda/Maybe )

Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.
Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.
Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.
Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.
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Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.
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Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existant guys.
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Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.
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Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Fred Weasley, and Severus Snape. They will never be forgotten.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

97% of people would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward from Twilight) standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there, eating popcorn and screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" then copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247, ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, DarknessXAnime, Onyx Midnight, Fangrules, ObsessiveReader1223, max artemis potter, I am the Girl Who Lived, The-Otaku-Ride-Who-Lived

XXxXXxxxxXxxXXXxX

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry.

XXxxXxXxxxxxxxxxx

What my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I promise to remember Harry,

When someone grows up with no love,

I promise to remember Ron,

When someone is jealous,

I promise to remember Hermione,

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years,

I promise to remember James and Lily,

when someone dies before their time,

I promise to remember Dumbledore,

At the thought of the greater good,

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course,

I promise to remember Moony,

And fight for human rights,

I promise to remember Snape,

When My heart fills with remorse,

I promise to remember Narcissa,

When I'd do anything for family,

I promise to remember Dora Tonks,

When someone is hyper,

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring,

I promise to remember Percy,

When ambition gets the best of me,

I promise to be careful,

For Moody's sake, of course,

I promise to remember Hagrid,

When one is wrongly blamed,

I promise to remember Neville,

when I stand up for what is right,

I promise to remember the Marauders,

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there.".

If you're in denial over Tonks's and Lupin's deaths copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm also in denial for Sirius's)

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

Boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away.

"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back."

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

I, The-Otaku-Ride-Who-Lived, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews... (Don't forget to replace my name with yours)

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile. (All of the Malfoys in general, really)

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. (PLEASE!)

And some Harry Potter Pick-up Lines:

Hey, did someone say "Avada Kadavra" to you, because you're drop-dead gorgeous!

You don't have to say "Lumos" to turn me on!

I don't have to be a Dementor to wanna kiss you!

Did you just stupefy me or are you naturally stunning?

In Quidditch I was a Seeker, but you've changed me to a Chaser, but whenever we play together you'll always be a Keeper!

Infallible Logic: Harry is greater than Voldemort. Voldemort is greater than Cedric. Cedric=Edward. Thus, Harry is greater than Edward. (UH, DUH)

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

You say Twlilight
I say Harry Potter
You say Bella
I say Bellatrix
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
You say Team Edward
I say Team James
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory'
You say Pattison is hot
I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple?
I think that would be Lily and James
You say the wolf pack was close
I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish eachothers' sentences
You say Edward
I'll say "Harry, now shut up!"
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who always said...

...that spending time with his family just might kill him...

The Harry Potter oath

We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming.

We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end.

We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom.

We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return.

We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate.

We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head.

We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well.

Who are we? You may wonder.

We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.

If you are a Harry-Potter-obsessed-person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, do i need a pen name, SiRiUsLyPiNkAnDgReEn, Rubyred3107, HarryPotterEncyclopedia24, theriptide45, TheGrammarHawk, The-Otaku-Ride-Who-Lived.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. My letter was probably just delayed…There are a lot of letters to send out they just lost mine.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!), AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!, IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!, The Epic Thunder Ravenclaw (only the smartest know that Z comes before A in the letter circle ;)) Meh111 Slytherin Pride! RANDOMXHARRYXPOTTERXFAN- RAVENCLAW HarryPotterEncyclopedia24-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw theriptide45- RAVENCLAW!!!, TheGrammarHawk- Hufflepuff!,The-Otaku-Ride-Who-Lived - GryffinPuff! XD

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), ruler of the ice dragons(USA), TheGrammarHawk (USA) The-Otaku-Ride-Who-Lived (Poland, Lives in England)

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

WOW! You're not bored yet? Thanks!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, Iaveina, Mizz Molko, JudasFm, The-Otaku-Ride-Who-Lived.

Life can be F*ing, b*y, c*t. It kills the passion of some of our favourite People. If you can relate, please copy and paste!

If your bio is long, copy and paste this to make it even longer.

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