In which Castiel somehow gets involved with sex. He doesn't understand at all - and neither does Dean, apparently. Destiel. Rated M.

When a stranger called Dean Winchester advertises for a roommate in the local paper, Castiel finds himself replying. Of course, Dean is only ever supposed to be a roommate - or maybe even a friend - but will he end up being more than Cas ever thought possible? Modern AU. Destiel.

When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.

"Yeah, this is me. Matt. Writing a diary, filled with comedy, awkwardness, and total stupidity. It's my thoughts on absolutely everything. Life, love, Mello, and macaroni cheese. You definitely don't want to miss it." Not to be taken seriously.

Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Two days left before they have to go down. Matt doesn't know what to think, but Mello knows the price they're paying. A hard desperation is rising in them both, and they've got to find answers before it's too late.

McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE

Non-Magic. Harry is abused at home and turns to music as a way to deal with the pain. He learns to dance, play music, and let down some of his walls in order to let a certain blonde love and take care of him WARNING: abuse, rape, gay relationship

They had to be discreet. As far as most people knew, they still hated each other's guts. When the fix is no longer part of the game, things can become complicated. Jack/Ralph. Oneshot.

Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.

Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.

Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.

Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!

Draco has feelings for his auror partner but keeps them to himself, until one day he loses his temper when someone hurts Harry and Draco gives away his secret by over-reacting. Fluffy little one shot, explicit adult content.

Harry find's someone in his hiding spot among the trees. HP/DM Smutty Smutty Fest YAY!

Kurt Hummel has a tendency to sleepwalk. Blaine doesn't know this, until he experiences it for himself. Or: In which Kurt is the Black Swan, Blaine is a hobbit and there is a double rainbow. No spoilers.

The only thing French about their study sessions was that each of them definitely had their tongues in each other's mouth. Established Klaine; one-shot. COMPLETE.

"Because it breaks my heart that we live this way. I know people need love 'cause them people never play the game. And we talk the talk. We communicate. The people need love. Those people never play the game." – IAMX, "Spit It Out." SLASH. Regulus/Remus.

Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D

And the One Time He Got Enough Balls to Actually Do It.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Draco is Harry's mate and Draco has no say in it - Vamp!Harry fic, not proud of it but dammit the bunny had to be written lol ; There's some mild bloodplay and some minor smut, let me know if it's too much : Written PreHBP - Please Review! :D

Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!

The Lord of the Flies tells a story of the fall of civilization. But what about the tale of its redemption? / Jack x Ralph / / One-shot /

ANGST WARNING. I don't normally write this, so it might come as a shock. It does, of course, contain explicit adult content. I find it a satisfying explanation for something that always bothered me in the books.

In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Six letters spanning five years.

Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.

Thoughts on love from Remus Lupin, circa March of 1995.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

I walked towards him, intending to pass him and waltz right on up those stairs and disappear…just another nameless, inconsequential face in his night. Perhaps that was too submissive, because it caught his attention.- An edgy one-shot with Matt and Mello.

Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Mello takes Matt to a questionable club so they can hunt down an old mob boss. And there's a leopard behind the sofa that keeps giving Matt ideas.

Mello has just arrived at Wammy House at the young age of nine. Can he adjust to his new life after so long without an identity? M for Mature due to touchy subject matter, violence, language, and games I play with the human mind. Mikanis

Bounty Hunter Urameshi Yusuke decides to go after the infamous pirate, Hiei, who's bounty alone could let Yusuke retire. However, this pirate isn't one to be messed with, and Yusuke ends up captured. How else could things go wrong?[YusukeHiei][AU]

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

Another psychiatrist story--but without the angst! Attempted humor story, with a little Ralph/Jack for the humor value. References to the movies (mostly 1963) and book.