Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!

My name is CP and I'll be your guide for today! Stay with the tour and at the end, you'll get free rum!! (aka the life giving elixir)

I'm 15 years old and in the 9th grade. High school sucks, but most people already know that.

I'm a huge fan of Pirates of the Caribbean, or PotC as I shall refer to it as from this point foward. Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom were so sexy in their roles as Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner, respectively.

I also enjoy rock and punk music. I'm not a "poser", and people label me "gothic" because I dress in black.

I absolutely can not stand Avril Lavigne. Her lyrics are ok, her singing sucks ass, and she contradicts herself in every interview she's in.

In anything that I post, I may be a perfectionist, but I'm not perfect. Please point out to me any errors you see. And if I make the characters Out-of-Character, or if I make any Original Characters into a mary-sue. I greatly enjoy Constructive Criticism.

Feel free to im me whenever. I like talking to people. Just please, don't tell me to look at your gay/lesbian 3some on your webcam. Savvy?

And, for staying with the tour the entire time, here's your prize: Free Rum!!

Hands anyone who was bored enough to read the entire text above 5 huge bottles of rum*

Drink up, me hearties!