Hi! Thanx for coming to check out my profile!! I also have an account on fictionpress under the same name, so go check it out for my orignal fiction.

Random Facts About Me

I was born in '95.

I love writing and reading - a LOT!

I'm a Christian, and I'm serious about my faith, so you will probably find it in most of my stories.

I believe in waiting untill mariage before sleeping with someone.

I don't date.

I'm a brunette with blonde moments. A lot of them.

I like putting humor in my stories.

When I get reviews, I smile so wide it almost reaches my ears. :D see?

I like sarcasm. And I'm not being sarcastic now. Honest! :)

Unlike most people, I'm actually proud of my little brother.

I wish I had a big brother.

I'ts second nature with me to make a fool of myself. I do it a LOT, and then I brood about it for days, sometimes weeks afterwards. So yeah, I'm always feeling embarrased about something I did.

I love walking barefoot. Shoes would be banned, if it were up to me.

I love rain and mud.

I love walking barefoot in the mud.

I am a rugby fanatic! Don't know what it is? Look it up.

I love being home alone. I play music at full volume and then dance and sing in the kitchen while preparing supper.

I can't think of anything else to post here now, but I will post when I remember anything else!

My Stories:

24:

Last Refuge: A oneshot father-daughter story.

Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew:

I Fell in Love With Africa: My first fanfic story, but I've removed it temporarily because of too many problems with it. Will repost it when I've finished rewriting it. Basically, Nancy and the Hardy's meet on a plane to South Africa on their way to solve the case of a dissapeared tourist. Frank and Nancy fall in love while solving the mystery, and the story ends with a wedding.

Ghosts From The Past: Sequel to IFILWA, but it's not necessary to read that first. Nancy/Frank and Joe/George.

Copy and Paste stuff:

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy someone just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile,

If you have ever run into a door, or solid wall copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are actually one of those teens who doesn't text none-stop, C&P

If you are overly-obsessed with reading and writing, copy this and paste it to your profile

A lot of teens think hanging out with your parents is lame. If you are most definitely NOT one of those people, copy and paste!

You don't need to drink to be cool, you need to be cool to not drink C&P this.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile

Don't mess with a country gal. C&P if you are a country girl and proud of it!

I you're a modern teen with a passion for Jane Austen, copy and paste.

Quotes and General Stuff

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football/rugby games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball/rugby cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun,
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (only so my lips don't get chapped)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

If you think Christians are weak, try standing out from the crowd, try saying no while everyone else says yes, try loving those everyone else hates and try to stand tall in a world that hates you.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

It's better to shut your mouth and let everyone think you'r stupid, than to open it and let them KNOW you are!

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group. (There's a fourth group too...those who don't even know something happened.)

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

When you say 'I always lie'...are you lying or telling the truth? Cause if you really always lie, then you're lying now...which means you always tells the truth, but that means... confusing, huh?

There is an exception for every rule. Except this one.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose—me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..
The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be unhappy with my life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt
I like to eat at Subway, so I MUST be a fat person trying to lose weight.
I like the DARK so I MUST be a vampire