mello-hates-saladshide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, Fast and the Furious, and Naruto.
-Friedrich Nietzsche Current Music Obsession: David Bowie, Duran Duran Current T.V. Series Obsession: Parks and Recreation Current Movie Obsession: none Current Hero(s)/Heroine(s): David Bowie Current Pleasure Reading: Re reading Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk since I just finished Beautiful You. Recommendations for pleasure reading are welcome for books or FF. Updates: I'm trying to get back into writing but I need some inspiration... any suggestions? Messages are welcome! Let's see... what can I say about myself? I'm a strange child. I get obsessed with random things. I love music! I can't help it. I befriend people easily. |
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Pandora's Box by karierte reviews
Try and catch me if you can; I'll conquer the world with a kiss from my gun. Mello drabbles.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Mello
The Forest Maiden's View by Nieriel Raina reviews
Does it really matter if I admire him' she wondered. 'I know he'd never look twice at me.' One maid watches, unknowing she is watched in return. Haldir/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/30/2009 - [Haldir, OC] - Complete
The Locked Door by snuggled reviews
Nearcentric, but it goes into details about the children of Wammy's House, and of L's ties to Watari. Includes Near, Mello, Matt, L, Watari, Roger, and even Linda. Full of Mello and Matt mischief. There's some fluff in here, too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,671 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
Number One To Me by enakoritsi reviews
/Mello x OC/ "Mello, why do you want to be the next L so much?" "Because he's the best there is." "Why would you want to be the best L, though? What about just being Mello for a while?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,263 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Mello - Complete
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
Dresses by DasMervin reviews
Mrs. Lovett loved her dresses, each and every one of them.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Pushing Buttons by 1 DeathGoddess reviews
Lists of ways to annoy your favorite Death Note characters to the point of insanity. With L, Raito, Mello, Mikami, Matt, Misa, Near, Takada, the Shinigami, Investigation team and finally, the SPK!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Superficial Fascia by Mail Jeevus reviews
[MelloxMatt] It was funny, really, the way their relationship worked. It was strangely symbiotic, not that either would admit that. Not until a time after Mello showed up. Fate decides petty things, after all, and lives are no different. [Multichaptered]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,032 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bang, Bang, You're Dead by tao-fetish reviews
Mello's favorite game. [MattxMello, spoilers for chapter 99]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Ashes by Zamiel reviews
He tucked the cig into the corner of his mouth, inhaling steadily as if he were in love. Oneshot. Rooftop conversational piece between Mello and Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
For you, a gift by faceted-mind reviews
Kakashi didn't like gifts. It was the main reason he didn't tell anyone when his birthday was anymore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
A New World by EmmWebb reviews
A young translator is sent to Japan to help a retired Captain learn Japanese. Suddenly she finds herself thrown into the middle of a war and caught in a place she never imagined.. Who does she find to dry her tears and hold her close?
Last Samurai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 236 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
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The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows reviews
A long time ago in a land far, far away, I imagined myself living in my own art studio living life up as an elite female jōnin. Today, I am a twenty-one year old still taking commands from her mother. How sad and pathetic is that? Don't answer that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,614 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kakashi H.
Why do you like me, anyway? reviews
HanxOC Victoria isn't much of a racer. After three races, she decides to put racing on hiatus and help her friend continue to organize big races in the Valley. After a couple of months, a stranger arrives and changes her life forever.
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Han
Random Death Note Story reviews
Random Death Note oneshots my friend Masha and I come up with...in Europe. It's mostly MelloxMatt stuff no yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete