When it became clear that Orihime Inoue would be successfully rescued, Ulquiorra decided to capture Rukia Kuchiki for a prospective scheme to get her back. He didn't foresee, however, just how much this decision would affect his life. Rukia, too, would have never expected that she would find something this meaningful in Hueco Mundo. AU-ish from around chapter 297. Ulquiorra x Rukia

Fed up with their daughter's rich bitch cheerleader persona, the Ivanovs' send her off to Russia to live with her brother and the rest of the Blitzkrieg Boys as a means of boot camp.

To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.

"Since Rukia came into my house, my life has never been this full...OF DISASTERS!" The runaway Kuchiki heiress meets the strawberry hardcourt hearthrob. A disastrous, funny and romantic story on the life of Ichigo and Rukia as they live under one roof.