A revamped version of my Brainy Girls. This will only contain all of my non-M chaps from the series. Think of it as a present to those who miss HBG on this site. Reposted chap 155 with corrected typo.

(May-July 2001) Ginny finds a special toy in a wizarding sex toy catalogue that can join with your body and change it's shape and size and can't wait to top Harry with it. New edit: 07/11/2017. Credit for the strap-on concept comes from picascribit. It features (briefly) in her story TransFigured.

Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind

Victoire's Birthday is here and her mother wants to give her the best gift that she could. WARNING NOT FOR CHILDREN! I REPEAT! WARNING NOT FOR CHILDREN I WARNED YOU! YES YOU! YOU KNOW WHO!

Home for the holidays, Harry and Ginny find a moment alone. Oneshot. Smut. Kinda fluffy.

Summary: Annabeth recognizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity when she sees one, and decides to conduct an experiment. Just a plain lemon. Don't like don't read.

Everyone loves Percy Jackson. Whether it is romantically,maternally, or admiringly, everyone who ever met the son of Poseidon couldn't resist loving him, even if he never loved them back. As a result, hearts were broken. But no one has ever listened to that side of the story...until now.A series of one-shots from the POV of girls that have loved Percy in some way; no real timeline.

(Au, OOC, Post-War) 3rd Installment in the Potter's Hands Series. Susan Bones has a not so little and not so secret crush on the boy-wonder Harry Potter but won't ruin their friendship for her fantasized night of passion. In the midst of re-structuring and training the DA, can Susan gather the courage to ask for her birthday wish?

AU & OOC. 2nd installment in the Potter's Hands series. Katie Bell is struggling to recover from one of the worst Qudditch matches of her budding career and is in need of some motivation. Harry Potter has been ordered to patch her up and get her ready to continue the match. Good friends are there to help each other right?

Harry ends up in a coma following the final battle. How unorthodox a treatment will he need to wake back up? WARNING: SMUT, LOTS OF IT. Do not read if offended by smut.

Mornings were always her favourite time to exercise her own control over him. EWE

Daphne whimpered when Master nipped at her ear. 'Good ... but we're not done with your punishment yet, are we' EWE

'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.

Harry has a meltdown and Hermione offers him comfort.

What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.

(AU & Post-War). Daphne Greengrass doesn't allow herself to relax as often as she should and her health is suffering because of it. Rumour and gossip state that Harry Potter, as an aspiring medical prodigy can help. Massages are supposed to be therapeutic after all...

After yet another long and ultimately stupid mission Auror Potter returns to his cubicle at the Ministry in need of comfort and rest. Enter Megan Jones. PWP.

Harry's spell was a little stronger than he intended. Crackfic.

When Daphne expresses her insecurities, Harry decides to prove to her that she's just as wonderful and sexy as the day he married her. He didn't expect his two teenage daughters and his wife's best friend to want the same treatment. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.

On the way to the library one evening Harry decides to help unwind his extremely uptight best friend. GoF. Harry/Hermione. More confident/darker than usual Harry. Lemon, rated M for a reason. More info inside.

AU & OC. Pansy Parkinson of the Daily Prophet has just landed the exclusive of a lifetime with the war hero Harry Potter who has been mysteriously reclusive since the end of Voldemort's Second War and her interview is not what she expected. Hints of Harmony if one were to look.

Harry is hiding; news stories have caused him to be pursued relentlessly by females from 11 to 60. Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Padma and Parvati have decided enough is enough. Rated M because of inferences to sex. Non-canon, EWE. Harry/Multi.

Gods dammit, and they said he wasn't a Son of Aphrodite. :: Piper is drooling, Leo is groaning, Jason is red, and it's all because of Percy Jackson and him wearing Frank's damn sweater, and Annabeth's damn shorts, and looking so damn beautiful, with his damn eyes, and his damn legs. Percy just wants everybody to stop staring at him. Is that really too much to ask? Unedited.

As it turns out, mermen are pretty hot. :: Where Percy is apparently a merman for a reason that can only point to Poseidon, the perverted part in Annabeth's mind sounds like Rachel and thinks that scales are better than leather, and underwater is where everything good happens. This fic is now a thousand and four hundred sixty words long, and includes more details !

Harry and Hermione find themselves in a very 'intense' situation after their usual night of sitting by the fire and reading.

A naughty sequel to my one-shot 'Teach Me'.

Harry drank the Felix Felicis, and for the next few hours funny and impossible things happened. What if the magic inside him saw that the Liquid Luck was a way to survive the coming war? To gain the love he would need, and desires so much? What if his magic found a way to extend the effects of the potion … indefinitely? Harry/Harem Lucky!Harry

An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.

A semi-monster hunt goes wrong and Thalia is forced to deal with a concussed Percy. Along the way, she learns a few things. Set between Sea of Monsters and Titan's Curse.

While returning from a party, Harry and Hermione stumble upon one of Hogwarts' best kept secrets. They're trapped in this Closet and they can't escape...not like they'd want to. ONE-SHOT

Rated M for a reason. Smut. Incest. Harry/FemOC. Knowing what this is - what this should always be - only makes it easier.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

Harry and Hermione has been disappearing lately. They would later return together, albeit with an odd, pleasant scent around them. It's up to Ron to figure out what exactly they're up to! With the help of other Gryffindors, Ron will unravel the mystery!

Annabeth is livid, and for once it's not at Percy. But he's still the only person who can solve it. Shameless smut. Percabeth. Some Son of Neptune spoilers I think? . Rated M for a reason.

Annabeth is returning home from a month in Taiwan in business - and she and Percy have a lot to catch up on. Futurefic, oneshot. Also A LOT of smut/lemon/whatever you're going to call it. It's rated M for a reason.

Percy and Annabeth find a 'creative' way to entertain themselves when hiding from a group of Empousai. Percy/Annabeth, mature

Dobby somehow manages to find Harry an Aladdin-style magic lamp. Harry unknowingly makes a wish that leads the girls of Hogwarts to take extreme enthusiastic interest in him... Harry/Multi, Harry/Harem. PWP. Fairly explicit content.

Those damn nymphs had it coming. Rated M for graphic smut.

On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.

Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony

Harry gets captured by the Death Eaters, Bellatrix has a couple of hours alone with him in a cell in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor. Harry is chained to the wall . . . . . . only suitable for 18 years or older . . . .

Ginny spanks Harry after he goes "missing" for two days, but it doesn't work exactly how she planned.

All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!

Harry wakes to find himself in an unexpected situation. Ginny teaches him the importance of remembering. H/G, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes. Rated M for a reason.

Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.

Hermione just thought she knew Harry Potter. What she witnesses between Harry and Ginny changes her mind.

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

SEXUAL CONTENT! Hermione is studying hard for the upcoming N.E.W.T exams and Harry surprises her at the library when she’s studying late hours one night. He shows her how to loosen up at bit and takes her mind off her studies for a few hours. REEDITED!

[oneshot] I just wanted to brush my fingers against his exposed skin, to give him a neck massage that would cause him to groan in unrestricted pleasure... “Stop ogling at Potter and pay attention! Professor Snape barked. Whoops. Busted.

Hermione is afraid of storms and the dark. So what does she do? Climb into bed with our Harry Potter, of course.

Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.

[H-Hr] Hermione tries her best to remain neutral and merely observe the reactions a delicious Mr. Potter causes by wearing a pair of Quidditch pants. Though in the middle of her reporting, she somehow finds herself being her own subject. Imagine that.

Hermione Granger is studying hard for her NEWTs, but a certain someone is unexpectedly distracting her. Watch Hermione go mad. Really mad.