I am Donez35, named after Doctor Donez, master of large and unrequited close-ups.

I like to write stories. But I seriously lack inspiration.

If I do write something, it's probably nonsense.

I am a bone-idle apathetic, a natural coward, a Zen master and a brony.

I am also British, so expect immense sarcasm and pessimism.

If you are hoping for an update to either of the two stories I have started, I'm afraid I have ran out of inspiration and thought of something else. Sorry.