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Joined 09-07-13, id: 5109811, Profile Updated: 06-15-15
Author has written 11 stories for Big Hero 6, Rise of the Guardians, Teen Titans, How to Train Your Dragon, and Frozen.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Underline the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (if you count writing.)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm SMART so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm AGAINST ABORTION, so I must like that face of babies dying.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

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The Line Between Them by Type 0 reviews
Hiro sure was growing up and was experiencing a lot of changes since the time he got into the institute. A well-known somebody even caught his full attention. With such a team and a world he's into, Hiro has to "love" a strong girl the way he least expected... or maybe, even in a way he never knew possible.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,506 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago]
Light 'em Up! by Hestia28 reviews
She saved Hiro from bullies and then punched Tadashi when she thought he was one too. She calls herself Hiro's caretaker, and became Tadashi's best friend. Now she attends the same Institute as Tadashi as a robotics student. She's Sakura dubbed Cherry Blossom by Fred. She's Hiro's partner in crime, when it comes to annoying his brother and Tadashi's best friend.Eventual TadashixOC.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,923 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Tadashi Hamada, OC] Baymax, Hiro Hamada
Rachel Raven Roth by skyressshun reviews
Punished by the gods after an unauthorised mass slaughter, he must pass his powers over to a human. Outcast at her school and living in an abusive home she never had the ability to stand up for herself or others. Will this be her chance?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Ortus Everto by MorbidOptimist reviews
Changes are happening throughout the tower and its inhabitants. None more-so than to our dearest Raven, leaving Jinx and the rest of the team to figure out what's really going on before it's too late... AU Comic-show verse.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,040 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Jinx, Raven]
The Price Of Love by Cosplaygirl2010 reviews
Months after the problem with the micro bots, Hiro's life is back on track. Hiro is doing better in school so he needs new ideas for inventions. Hiro meets a girl his own age, and gains feelings for her, as she does with him. Hiro ends up falling in love, but doesn't understand that he just bit off more then he could chew. Enjoy my first fanfiction! Be nice please.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,563 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Hiro Hamada, OC, Aunt Cass, Baymax - Complete
Big Hero 6: Rise of the Silver Samurai by GalacticTrooper954 reviews
My sequel to the movie. A year later, the crew is pursuing their college degrees meanwhile saving San Fransokyo from various minor disasters but the team will come across a most formidable opponent, the Silver Samurai. Who or what does this criminal work for? The Big Hero 6 is on the case against this menace! (PG-13 as if it were a Disney film.)
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Baymax, Fred, Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon - Complete
Who The Hell Is Tadashi by Vexcinnt reviews
The man in the Kabuki Mask has been revealed, but no one was prepared for who was really hiding behind the mask. (A sort of Winter Soldier AU for Big Hero 6 [because that's totally original]. Spoilers for the movie!) [slight Tadahoney]
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon, Prof. Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada
I'm in love with my best friend! by thepineandthestar reviews
Help! Help me! I'm in love with the person who's supposed to be like a sister to me! Help me! *Scanning, complete. Diagnosis, puberty* SHUT UP!
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago - Complete
Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons by MissRainicorn reviews
This is about four people who met by chance. They don't seem to work out quite well together, but they have things in common. They have fates they wish to avoid, things they wish to change, and evil they have to fight. They also share a love for sarcasm, arguing and pranks. And dragons too. This is how four Guardians rose... sort of. Rated T for later events. Jackunzel/Mericcup
Crossover - Tangled & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,164 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
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The Journey reviews
It's been awhile and i still suck at these summary's. Join us for the journey of Jack and Elsa from start to finish, and boy do i mean start. This is going to get Very M as the story goes, this is a story of growth, development, pain, love, and longing. The first chapter is a little out there but stick with us for the Journey ahead. R&R if you want, or don't. I don't judge.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 3/13/2017
Sleeping in reviews
Not much to say. Just a one shot.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2017 - Complete
When the beast comes forth reviews
What happens when Beast Boy starts to lose control of the Beast within, when he can no longer control his most powerful transformation. What dose the team do when he leaves silently in the night for an unexplained reason. BBxRea, don't like don't read, R&R and all that stuff. i'm really bad at summary's...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015
Graduation reviews
the last story of the mountain ride ad the others before ars have passed since Krei attacked with nothing but whispers about him.But something looms over the heads of the group,Collage Graduation should have been a normal day but nothings normal with a group of superheros.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 46,989 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015
alpha problems reviews
This is not just a cross of over, this is Rise of the brave tangled dragons. The big four are drawn together, they think its coincidence but they were drawn by an outside force and guided to each other. Why would they all be need? Who set them up? Who is the enemy that it takes four special people to take on? T for violence and some language, i don' know if there will be pairings.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Hiccup, Toothless, Jack Frost, North
It was just a question reviews
This is my contribution for BBRae week. What happens when Beast Boy finally gives into his curiosity about Raven, what happens when Raven makes a move before he can. I cant really do summaries so sorry. Rated T for things that might happen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Raven, Beast Boy] Robin, Starfire - Complete
The return of Jack reviews
A quick one shot because i had a snow day and was really bored. RotBTD with Frozen and a twist at the end. Jack returned from his long adventure with Hiccup, Merida, and Repunsle after they were crowned guardians he returned to Arendel to pick up Elsa to have them meet.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] - Complete
Proven Guilty reviews
This is my second story in, i guess, a series of hirgo storys. WARNING: read The Mountain Ride before this it is referenced heavily
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago] OC - Complete
icy wind reviews
The winds blew long and hard. Some how Jack frost ended up with Elsa in icy domain Elsa x Jack and who knows what Anna will do?
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna - Complete
After it all reviews
A little one shot because i watched the whole thing. It starts a few days after the events of the last episode.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
The Mountain Ride reviews
what will GoGo do when her feelings change, and she cant control them or hide them from the gang. what feelings, and for who, who knows read and find out. Hiro x gogo?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago] - Complete