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![]() Author has written 9 stories for Twilight. ok...yu see that icon...the one with the heart nd rose stabbing it? yah...well i drew it on Forum link: http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/47033/6473345/1/#6473345 My Twilight Cast: Edward Anthony Masen Cullen: Matt Lanter Isabella Swan: Emily Browning Carlisle Cullen: Unknown as of yet Esme Cullen: Anne Hathaway Alice Cullen: Rachel Leigh Cook Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen: Charlie Hunnam Emmet McCarty Cullen: Channing Tatum Rosalie Hale Cullen: Blake Lively Forbidden Ties Cast Uncomplete as of yet ethan cullen- robert adamson - he looks exactly how i pictured ethan josie black- kristen herrera - shes sooo pretty...and matches josie exactly Something Was Missing Cast Uncomplete as of yet i love reviews and they fuel me so leave one!! THINGS THAT JUST COME TO ME AT RANDOM TIMES if technically after midnight it's "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... "Everyday is a gift, that’s why they call it the present. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. This is on me" is what Dorothy Parker wanted on her tombstone "The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon "If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life." --Tommy Lasorda No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. EMO kids have cool hair. EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. You have to have darkness for a dawn to come. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Music is love in search of word. It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-is called 'Junk'! If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" Assassination is an extreme form of censorship The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!! "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them Don’t mess with me I've got a stick He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?" "What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy." "Guns don't kill people. I do." "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright Until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something Right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the Fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those Who got there first? 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty | |||||||
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