QueenRandom: This is not someone you should like. Do not follow this author. She's not good for you.

Yes, but she do write good porn.

That's the problem here!

In case you couldn't tell, this is basically all we do. She has conversations between her inner voice of reason and her inner voice of *suggestive tone* desire while writing delicious smut.

Heh, yeah. Queen and DeadlySins AKA whythefricknot aren't real people. They're completely made up characters that help me with my stories.

In other words, she's insane. You literally just read that she has conversations with voices in her head.

Yeah, but it's not like it hurts anyone. It just helps her write MA rated fanfics.

That's not normal. You need psychiatrist, you freaking weirdo.

It may not be normal, but people like those graphic yaoi scenes.

Why? That's disgusting.

You know you love it. Come on. Light bondage here, chains and whips there, oral and anal everywhere!!

You're disgusting.

By disgusting do you mean amazingly sexy?

No, I mean you shouldn't have sex on your mind all the time, and it's disgusting that you do.

I'm gladly disgusting, then. Speaking of which, why are you still dressed?

*sigh* I need friends. In my stories on this account, I wrote only smut and from DEADLYSINS' perspective, and on my other account, I write actual, plot-filled stories from Queen's perspective. I know, it's boring. The account name is actually close to her name, though.