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Joined 09-05-13, id: 5100417, Profile Updated: 09-05-13

Hello there, Exellius here (x-el-E-us). I'm 17 years old and female. I forget my password to my other account so I made a new one.

I am full of weirdness everyday.

Favorites: Drawing, Adventure, Reading, Watching Animes and Reading Mengas, KNOWS HOW TO DRAW NARUTO!!! (OH YA!!), likes horses, and so on so forth...

Species: Defintly not human :D

Favorite Anime: I can never ever be able to choose one, I LOVE WAY TOO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite books:

Harry Potter

Maximum Ride

Artemis Fowl

Cryptid Hunters

Hush, Hush

Fantasy Lover

Percy Jackson

Daniel X

Vlad tod

True Blood

and so on...

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

HOGWARTS RULES(ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN!)

- If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
- I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the Headmaster’s office.
- I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney’s tarot deck.
- I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
- I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.”
- I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
- I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
- I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.
- I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.
- I will not add "according to the prophecy" at the end of all my sentences to raise my Divination grade.
- I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force.”
- I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking.
- I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
- I will not organize a witch burning, even if I have been assigned to do a presentation on Muggle history in my Muggle Studies class.
- I will not bewitch Percy Weasley's prefect badges to yell "I'm in love with myself!" every time it senses movement.
- I will not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor Tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.
- I will not jump up and yell "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting.
- I will not use magic to change test questions into those I can answer.
- I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign
- I will not dress in long black capes with hoods. Draco Malfoy tried this and almost peed his pants. I must learn from his experience.
- I will not change the speed of light to 30 mph and enjoy watching my fellow students and the teachers find out about the miracles of relativity.
- I will not hand out shirts that say “Potter 6, Voldemort 0.”
- I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don’t send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes."
- I will not hang up a sign saying "Reserved for Draco Malfoy" at the girls’ bathroom door.
- I will not tell Dobby that Harry Potter's one greatest desire is for a pit bull named Ripper.
- I will not set Ravenclaws on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.
- I will not encourage bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore’s memory.
- I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor.
- I will not tell Professor Snape he needs to go to his "Happy Place."
- I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye.
- I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.
- I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you want wings and would do anything to get them, Copy and paste this onto your profile

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(")and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world

domination.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think pikachus are cute, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) -
I might look cute, but if I get you on your own... I will eat your soul!!
(")_(")

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G how awesometastical is that?

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. Three of us disagree with that, the fourth is undecided.

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Fairy Tales by surveycorpsjean reviews
Why yes, this is a prince!levi AU. Eren is found discouraged and homeless, when he is offered a job as a maid by a stranger. He does the one thing he tells himself not to do; fall in love with the prince.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,193 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Threads of a Fairy Tale by lunatrancy reviews
Fairytale based AU. Eren is the son to a poor farmer's wife. But a run-in with a cursed prince leaves him working as a slave in a palace. LevixEren/Ereri/Riren. Now rated M for some light smut in later chapters.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 88,114 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Pickup Lines by titansweets reviews
Bakery/Collage AU. Levi works at a bakery and doesn't really care how he talks to his customers because he owns the place. Eren is a freshmen in collage and one late afternoon, decides to check out the bakery a block away from school. When they meet the only thing that Eren can manage to say is a pickup line, that might actually work, it'll just take some time.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,453 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.]
Cosmic by ValorTheory reviews
In which Eren discovers something more than just the rest of the universe. Levi has an ancient device that was once called a telescope before the titans. Looking out Levi's window, the surly corporal beside him, it's a wonder Eren didn't know these things before. Levi/Eren. Oneshot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Sleepover Fun by levichansan reviews
"No." Levi says sternly. No way in hell were they doing it on the floor while all their friends were passed out in the same room. Not to mention that as much as he liked Eren, his breath probably stunk of popcorn and beer.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Hands Clean by GreenPicklesLoveYou reviews
Highschool AU - Eren x Levi. Eren's your typical high school student, despite his anger management problems. One day, he has to visit the nurse's office to only discover that the usual nurse has been replaced by a man with steel gray eyes and a mouth with no filter. [Eren is aged up to 17]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Mikasa A., Armin A. - Complete
Club Tryst by SheWhoBringsDarkness reviews
Eren is just a guy trying to support his younger brother. When he loses his job suddenly, he lands another in a place he would have never expected…& ends up going much deeper than he ever intended. Shy is something Eren has never been, and while he would have believed that would lead to him taking his clothes off for cash, he certainly didn't see himself falling for a stripper...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,869 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A.
Life or death by creoleereri reviews
Based off of this Doujinshi ml (it's a link)... Levi is a mafia Boss and Eren is the idiot detective who's sense of justice landed him in an awkward situation. Levi is all ready to kill Eren and use him as an example to others who dare defy him. And he will as soon as Eren stops being attractive.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete