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 Hi people, I am bored so here is a few facts about moi!!! (why the hell am i using french!) 1. i like purple whoop whoop! 2. go read my favorite author (aka my friend!) Leopard spirits 3. i like smurfs (ya i know i like those little blue people!) 4. i have a dog, does that matter? lool 5. i love divergent like really who doesn't? 6. i have a farm in Ukraine (a country far far away) 7. i don't do my smily faces like this :) i do them like this =) 8. i have a cat weird huh 9. I LOOOOOVVEEEE the book warriors !10 I hate you lol jk i think Yay ten facts about me IF YOU CAN READ MY STORIES GREAT PLEASE REVIEW THANKS =) AND PLEASE GO ON THESE FORUM'S THEY ARE SO WELCOMING THANKS SO MUCH!! 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing; Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile. If you want a Warriors movie, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. 95% of girls would sit and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off of the Empire State Building. Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a soda and yell, "Do a flip!" This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 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But if you didn't... well, I don't blame you. ;) Please read my stories! ;) (Yay advertising!) PM . Follow . and Paste this into your profile Girl Comebacks; Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Guy: Your eyes- they're amazing! Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman. Guy: I can tell you want me. Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous. Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Guy: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! Girls Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings On Sears hairdryer: On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: On a bag of Frito's: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On artificial bacon: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Things to do at Walmart... 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme. 11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! 12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in The Stupid Test! Bold the ones you've done... and leave the one's you haven't in normal font. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. You have run into a glass/screen door. You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. You have run into a tree. It IS possible to lick your elbow. You just tried to lick your elbow. You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. You just tried to sing them. You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. You have choked on your own spit. You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice You just looked at it. Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. People have called you slow. (Who hasn't been called slow?) You have accidentally caught something on fire You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. You have caught yourself drooling. You’ve fallen asleep in class If someone says “fart” you laugh. You just laughed. Sometimes you just stop thinking You tell a story and forget what you were talking about People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you You are often told to use your “inside voice”. You use your fingers to do simple math. You have eaten a bug. You are taking this test when you should be doing something important You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. You break a lot of this Your friends know not to use big words around you You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused You have fallen out of your chair before 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! The ground started rumbling the clouds were as black as night. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? my binder 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? my little pony LOL I know I still watch it 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:45 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:27 Darn so close 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my computer and my dog and cat hissing and barking at each other... oh look my bird just joined in 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? a few hours ago actually 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? my fingers then the computer lol 9. What are you wearing? a yellow shirt with blue pants and sneakers 10. Did you dream last night? yes, my dream were about unicorn's and hot dudes namely Harry Styles 11. When did you last laugh? a few moments ago when my dog was barking at my bird 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? cupboards and poster of 1D and demi and Selena and a dog and cat poster 13. Seen anything weird lately? yes, this quiz XD 14. What do you think of this quiz? I want to give it to my dog 15. What is the last film you saw? maleficent, its really good I love it soooo much 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A unicorn 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: i Love Unicorns you totally never knew that hahahah 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make a Unicorn island!!!!!!!! 19. Do you like to dance? Yes i love to!!! 20. Obama I don't like him so yeah... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? unicorn 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? I told you already UNICORN! 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? what the hell... Type your name with your knuckles: tiger of spirits Type your name with your nose: tigger of spirits Type your name with your elbow: tigewr of spirits Type your name with your eyes closed: tiger of spieirs Conclusion: i am terrible 1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order! 1: Bluestar 2: Firestar 3: Sandstorm 4: Lionblaze 5: Jayfeather 2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending? Blueblaze.. omfg I love that name!! 3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending? Firestorm.. yes I like that name 4) Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending? Jaystar.. I would not like to make fun of a leader so no 5) What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character? Bluefeather.. sneaky 6) What would you name a story with a character with 2's ending and 1's ending and 3's beginning and 5's beginning? Firestar and Sandfeather.. the leader's deputy 7) Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 1's ending and 3's beginning had to save the clan. Firestorm.. the storm will save the clan 8) What would a cat with 4's ending and 2's ending look like? Lionstar.. a golden tom with piercing blue eyes 9) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's beginning just from their name? Sandstar.. a ginger pelt with green eyes- a happy but sneaky cat 10) Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending? Firestar.. well duh it's already in the warriors book so... |
