june 13, 2009:

holy shiiiiit... it's been decades since i've updated this. anyways, i'm going to ask my beta to put a notice up on my fic that i will NO LONGER BE WORKING ON IT. maybe when i'm older (i'll be 18 july 26, the day before i'll be at a teen club and then nearly the week afterwards, a gay bar, go me!) and have time to think but i don't. but if u would like to contact me, u can find me on gaiaonline.com and my new username is MiStress no YaMi.

main reason why i've quit writing fics?

1. i rather be on gaia talking to my friends.

2. i looked through the 'traffic thing' on who's been reading my story and it's quite a few thousand ppl have read it yet they don't take the time to review for it, if ur one of the ones that liked it and didn't review for it, u'll die never knowing where i could have taken it if i had gotten more reviews and do i care? not really unless ur one of my friends then i'll tell u the plot i had laid out for it.

3. i'm no longer interested in writing fics, only poetry.

anyways, i know i sound like a cruel bitch but for this world i have no choice but to be one.

have a good fucking day.

see u next fall, have a nice trip.

and no, i'm not normally this bad of a bitch like this but i've been edgy lately.

10/26

holy shit.. it's been forever since i updated O.o... anyways, i'm having writers block... and i have a bf and a gf. yes, i'm bi and i'm also athiest... but i'm interested in certain religions... but i'm not interested in joining any... i spend a better portion of my time on gaia and my main account is Call Me Shika on the website gaiaonline.com.

6/2 4:50am-4:54am

hey, i am back from A-kon... -smiles like a mad man- i got AN ITACHI PLUSHIE! WHEEEEEEEEEE! eh,...yeah... -yawns- ...yeah, sleep does sound good...has a happy daze about being asleep ...what the hell am i talking about? i'm still alive and kicking, might as well take a nap if nothing else.

why?

cuz i'll sleep when i'm dead... yeah...

5/17 9:24pm-9:44pm

ok sum extra info about me. i discovered this website when i was about 11-12 yrs old and i've been on here since then. so yeah. (i'm like Deidara in a way...with the 'yeah', u know?) ...and i was a blonde before i dyed my hair.

oh, yeah. i'll also be going to A-kon. so if anyones going, PM me, plz! i'll also be going to Mega-con (i think that's what it's called) too... so yeah, if u just wanna pm sumone, u can pm me.

though, i'll give u a warning before hand: i'm very VERY random, at times.

also about 'Trouble on the Plane', well it's rejecting the document to download it, everytime i tried to download. BUT! it's on my journal, on gaia, on my main account. (look above to see my name).

but, as far as, 'Kicking to Fer Sure'. well, we got the lemon done, now all we got to do is a couple of other things, but with the way things are turning out...yeah. -sweatdrops-

i'm going to ask her through yahoo about what to do with it. like wither she still wants a part in it with everything else or sumthing else (srry, my mind went blank, cuz i'm listening to music, 'dance, dance' from fallout boys, actually.)

4/19/08 11:19pm-11:36pm

i was just thinking about one of my favorite movies, clerks 2, and i was thinking about wat randall said 'about the time dante jacked off in the restroom in moobies' and was saying, 'no it wasn't to center, it was to cum'. rofl. -happy sighs-

if u havent noticed i do like clerks 2. it's sooooo funny. i especially, luv the part about where they're talking about 'lord of the rings' and i think, taht i agreed w/randall on that. i was also on youtube watching a deidara video w/a song called, 'i just want BANG, BANG, BANG.' oh gee, i wonder wat teh fuck it's about. j/k. xp -wheeee!!-

4/16/08 6:50pm-7:07pm

YESSS!! Hitoko-sama has deciated another story to me, but once again, i gave her the outline. :3 it's called 'Money for the poor.'

last updated: 3/9/08 at 1:20am - 2:05am. _

OH YEAH, GO ME!! Hitoko-sama has deciated a story to me. in which, i just gave her teh plot/outline and i'm soooo glad that i did. _ i fucking luv it. THANK YOU HITOKO-SAMA!! AND ALL OF YOU PPL'S WHO READ MY PROFILE GO READ HER STORY, IT'S CALLED, You got nailed. AND YES, I CAME UP W/THAT NAME. :3 AND I MEAN IT, IN EVERY WHICH WAY POSSIBLE, BUT UPSIDE-IN. (AND YES, I KNOW THAT DIDN'T MAKE SINCE.) _

BUT I STILL WANNA EDIT A STORY. T.T T.T ANY ONE WANNA BETA, I'LL GLADLY DO IT; I'M JUST LAZY WHENEVER IT COMES TO COMMON THINGS, UNLESS IT'S THE FINAL DRAFT OF SUMTHING, THEN I'M SERIOUS AND WILL USE THE CORRECT PUNCTUATION, CAPTIALIZATION, SO ON AND SO FORTH. _

also, whenever i'm old enough (and if the market looks like it's gonna crash...again, like it did in the 1920's) i'll be moving out of the country (i'll probably do it anyway, just bcuz the more, i learn about the states, the more ashamed and let's not forget disgusted, that i'm an american.) sighs i don't even know the full story about this damned country and i'm already disgusted.

bcuz, i'll be almost 19 when i get out of taht torture chambe-oh, i mean school, and graduate. but, if i play my cards right, i JUST might get out, a semster earlier. hehe.

but i'm thinking of moving to europe, at least they listening to techno, (and i'll probably be able to blend in there and not feel 'odd' or sumthing like taht glares,) almost no 1 in the states listens to techno T.T. it seems like all they listen to is rap and hard-core death metal, and boring fucking country (or however the fuck u spell that. willsl the death-glare to anyone who pisses me off and it's no normal death-glare, oh no_ it's an UCHIHA DEATH-GLARE MAGNIFY 10 TIMES OVER, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! -GIVES A KISAME-LIKE SMILE WHILE DOING THIS- _ NOW IMAGE TAHT. _ HAHAHA!!)

and if i offended anyone, by anything that i said, i'm terribly sorry. but i've been nothing BUT ticked off today. believe me, having ur grandma taht has almizer's disease, getting away w/eating ur food W/OUT UR PERMISSION. I MEAN, I TOLD HER TO ASK ME IF SHE WANTED TO EAT MY FOOD BUT SHE'S SOOO STUPID NOW, THAT SHE COULDN'T COMPREHEN WAT I WAS SAYING. ARGGGG!! I'M STILL PISSED OFF ABOUT TAHT...GRRRRR...-WOOF-!

I MEAN, I WOULDN'T OF MIND AS MUCH, IF SHE JUST ASKED BUT SHE ACTS LIKE IT, GONNA KILL HER TO ASK IF SHE CAN HAVE SUM FOOD FROM OTHER PPL'S FOOD. GRRRR!! AND SHE ONLY LISTENS TO WAT MY DAD SAYS BCUZ HE'S THE MAN OF THE HOUSE.

BULLSHIT! HE CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT!! AND HE'S TOLD HER TO 'JUST EAT UP'. AND SHE'S ALREADY TRYIED TO EAT RAW FUCKING BACON. BUT I STOPPED HER, BUT IF SHE WAS GONNA DO IT AGAIN, I WOULDN'T STOP HER. SHE'S GIVEN ME HARDLY ANY RESPECT.

bcuz W/me 'respect is earned, not given'. but she's given me sum respect since i cussed her a couple of years ago, y? bcuz i was tired of her bossing me around like SHE was my mummy, and after a couple of months of her saying, 'oh do that,' 'pick that up and move it there' or the ever so popular, 'come here, rite now, and do this, or no food' (meaning my homework) and many more. so yeah, i think that i was MORE than patient enough, but when she did it again, i snapped and cussed her out. and i was in 6th or 7th grade when this happened so i would say taht i was a FUCKING saint, dare i say that.

i'm terribly srry about that once again, i've got bipolar disorder, so yeah. if u dont know wat that is, plz go look it. before u assUme sumthing. (catch my drift there.) just remember assuming is a crime, bcuz it makes an ASS out of U and ME and... ...DAMNIT! i forgot wat else i was gonna say. T.T T.T i think, taht i'm gonna go to 'my' emo corner...

last updated: v-day of 2008

'Ello, people. I'm 16 years old right now, my birthday is 7/26/91. Also, If anyone needs a beta, I'll gladly do it. It can be anything, yaoi, yuri, hentai, or no pairings at all. As long as, the main pairing has nothing to do with Sakura. Why? Because, I hate Sakura. If u wanna contact me really fast, just go to gaiaonline.com and my name there (melody726is91badass) is not the same as here.

I'm also writing a story, no title right now, it so far, i guess to be around 2,000 words, and it is gonna be funny and with implied pairings as well. (it now has a title, but i cant upload it for sum reason, it's called, "Trouble on the Plane."

I now have a summary of the untitled story (which i nicknamed Planes,yea i know boring, but i couldnt think of anything to call it) : ok, i've thought of a more stablier title, it's 'Trouble on the Plane.' but i told my mom and she suggested, 'Snake on the Plane.' anyone get the joke, it's THAT movie...

Sasuke and Itachi are at the airport for 3 hrs and Sasu's bored out of his mind. What could possibly happen at the airport and airplane before they get home?

And some friends of mine on gaiaonline (coughbuttercup-chan122cough helped me write the lemon scene in Kicking to Fer Sure along with Vampire_Maaka_Anju (she helped some, mainly with deciding the pairing on 'Trouble on the Plane')) also (kinda both) conned (not really) me into writing a lemony-oneshot.And it's called Kicking to Fer Sure.

Here's the summary: Sasuke and Itachi were going into the car. But when Sasu turns on the radio Fer Sure had just came on. The song is 'Fer Sure' by The Medic Droids.

sum more extra info about me

I am a female. I'm also Atheist; My favorite colors are black, red, orange, dark green, medium to dark blue and purple, gray, and yellow. I hate the color pink, don't like/care for the color white.

I'll be in 11th grade when school and I live in Louisiana, sadly. My hair color right now is, reddish-brown bangs and purplish-brown for the rest of my hair. But, I was born a whitish (white) blond. And I get away with it even though it's supposed to be 'a normal color.' Biggest load of shit, I heard in a while.

The types of music I like are techno, heavy metal/punk/emo/ect..., not to much hop-hip, remixes of techno songs, and some others I can't think of right now.

I'm also a fangirl for Deidara, Itachi, and sometimes Shikamaru and Gaara. I have also never dated before, nor do I care to right now, it would just distract me, and I'm distracted enough as it is. But, I think I'm straight, about 90 percent and 10 percent gay, lol. I'm also moody.

I also don't care if someone is gay, straight, or both. I just care about making friends and I don't care, what color your skin is, your nationality, or what way you swing.

I could careless, because I'm just interested in making friends. Had enough guys trying to get into my pants when I was in 7th grade, I was 13 then.

I even recall, this one time, in 7th grade, 3 guys asked me if, I wanted to have a foursome, threesome, and twosome. And I told them, "No", each time they asked. Only 1 had the balls, to give me, an 'I'm sorry I asked that earlier' half-hug. Which, strangely enough, made me feel better. 1 said, 'I'm sorry.' And the other didn't apolgize, at all.

I also own a dog, called Polar. Because when he was little, he reminded me of a Polar Bear, so I called him Polar, from then to now.

Also tATu is the only thing i have been listening to lately, but there r others taht i listen 2. But if u have a gaiaonline.com account (and if u want) u can add me as a friend; (feel free 2) my name is melody726

I have WAY TOO MANY Naruto pairings that I like. But, I HATE Sakura.

Yaoi, Yuri, and Hentai are fine with me.

But, I'll type down some of them, that I remember:

Yaoi:

ItaDei/DeiIta ItaSasu/SasuIta SasoDei/DeiSaso (but not very often) KisIta (I perfer Itachi to uke, Kisame would be a bit...odd for an uke.)

NaruSasu (It should be against the law to make Naruto an uke in this pairing, he is always ALWAYS SEME, AL-FUCKING-WAYS!! wait, THAT didn't come out right but watever.)

OroSasu/SasuOro KyuuNaru OroKabu

Jir/Oro (I perfer Oro to uke for some unknown reason.)

And the list could go on for HOURS. J/k

Hentai:

NaruHina ( just too cute!!) ShikaTema (well, they even each other out. lazy to bossy and boring to upbeat.) ShikaIno (ditto as above.) Damnit, my mind just went blank on this.

Yuri:

TemaIno/InoTema TemaHina AnkoKure/KureAnko And probably, a couple more, that I can't think of. sighs What a pain in the ass...

Chibi Vampire/Karin:

Karin/Anju (dont ask why, cuz idk why either.) Ren/(Karin or Anju)

Full Metal Alchemist:

EnvyEd/EdEnvy EdAl/AlEd

Vampire Knight: (my latest obsession):

Kaname/Yuki Kaname/Yuki/Zero (shonen-ai allowed) Yuki/Aido

(I'm not really sure what else for now...

About me:

I'll in 11th grade. At school, most people don't talk to me. Though, they do look at me. I'm a bit...silent. To the point, where some people think that I'm gonna committed murder. And, I'll think, 'I'm not that stupid, maybe, if I was pissed. But, otherwise, no.' sighs I'm surround by NOTHING BUT FUCKING MORONS.

And no I'm not trying to pull a 'woe is me' act, god damnit.

If you have ever called any adult a fucking idiot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

if you have ever been totally embarrassed by a parent, relative, friend or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

THIS IS THE BUNNY !

Copy him and put him on your bio/hompage/desktop to help him complete world domination.

There is a new law in California that states:

"If anyone tries to molest a butterfly, they'll receive a 500 fine."

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list. AnameKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmAiC BiLlIe BoB lOvEr, imfromjupiter, Knight who says NIH, David's Harp, silverdragon994, asiananimegoddess, Chibi-Shika-Ino, DaaNi-Chan, KoRny666, ladyasile, melody726,

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hamster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog).

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think it's perfectly okay for Sasuke to argue with himself and lose, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best
John Wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and Kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

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~~~Nine Things I Hate About Everyone~~~

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

The sterotypes:

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (rather be a bitch than a slut)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (get me out of the fryer when u start to hear the mouses squeal in the fryer at Mcdonalds)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (i've got more morals here in the south then most of the religious sluts down here)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (i live in the fucking south and hate it)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (only do prepestion medicine... nothing else, thou, i have been offered drugs but i say no)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (i wear a lot of black)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (techinecally i'm caucasian... but caucasian can be white but whites cant be caucasian...)

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (i'm a virgin, ty very much)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (i only wear pants in public so kiss my grits, if u think that...)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (ur half right there.)

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (i'm not, i wear fishnet in public)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (i'm crazy...tahts' fer sure)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (my bf is happy that i eat we both luv to eat but he's skinny. T.Tand i'm not taht badly over weight, my measurements are 38D-28-38. so meh. june 13, broke up wiht him way back in april)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up. (yep... that would explain why i have issues atleast... lol..)

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (nope, sum ppl think that i'm cool.. for sum weird reason... dunno y thou)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (i'm not)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (if i wanted to but no thanks.. i'll just be me)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (i rarely do this)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (yep. u got that right. ;))

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (nope, i'm both. that's why my d-cup breasts don't give me any back problems what so ever)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (unfortuately i am. but i've always felt as though that i was born in the wrong nation. i've been to Germany and Austria and i felt comfy and at home there. so i believe i was supposed to have been born there)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (unforuately, it's the way society has become)

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (i frankly dont give a damn... just put sumone in office who has half a brain atleast..)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (hell no... i'm happier being athiest than i ever was being in THAT religion... urg, slutsville in the churches, down in the south, besides, my(ex-) bf is pagon, so kiss my grits...)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. (i've got more tricks up my sleeves than most ppl realize)

I'll write more later. Thank you very much, if you read my profile. :D