I'm an aspiring writer, and i cure my writers block with some sexy Fanfic.

By the way, my pen name is in honor of my best friend, and i am actually a guy.

And yes I am gay.

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government (sometimes), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with that catagory.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I write to make peace with the things I cannot control.
I write to create fabric in a world that often appears black and white.
I write to discover. I write to uncover. I write to meet my ghosts. I write to begin a dialogue.
I write to imagine things differently and in imagining things
differently perhaps the world will change.
I write to honor beauty. I write to correspond with my friends.
I write as a daily act of improvisation. I write because it creates my composure.
I write against power and for democracy.
I write myself out of my nightmares and into my dreams.
I write in a solitude born out of community.
I write to the questions that shatter my sleep. I write to the answers that make me complacent.
I write to remember. I write to forget. I write to the music that opens my heart. I write to quell the pain.
I write with the patience of melancholy in winter. I write because it allows me to confront that which I do not know.
I write as an act of faith. I write as an act of slowness.
I write to record what I love in the face of loss. I write because it makes me less fearful of death. I write as an exercise in pure joy.
I write as one who walks on the surface of a frozen river beginning to melt.
I write out of my anger and into my passion.
I write from the stillness of night anticipating -- always anticipating.
I write to listen. I write out of silence. I write to soothe the voices shouting inside me, outside me, all around me.
I write because I believe in words.
I write because it is a dance with paradox.
I write because you can play on the page like a child left alone in
sand.
I write because it is the way I take long walks.
I write because I believe it can create a path in darkness.
I write with a knife, carving each word from the generosity of trees.
I write as ritual.
I write out of my inconsistencies. I write with the colors of memory.
I write as a witness to what I have seen. I write as witness to what I imagine.
I write by grace and grit.
I write for the love of ideas.
I write for the surprise of a sentence.
I write with the belief of alchemists.
I write knowing I will always fail. I write knowing words always fall short.
I write knowing I can be killed by own words, stabbed by syntax, crucified by understanding and misunderstanding.
I write past the embarassment of exposure.
I trust nothing especially myself and slide head first into the familiar abyss of doubt and humiliation and threaten to push the delete button on my way down, or madly erase each line, pick up the paper and rip it into shreds -- and then I realise it doesn't matter, words are always a gamble, words are splinters from cut glass.
I write because it is dangerous, a bloody risk, like love, to form the words, to say the words, to touch the source, to be touched, to reveal how vulnerable we are, how transient.
I write as though I am whispering in the ear of the one I love.

I write by ME!!!!!!!

I write as a Poem

I write to learn and discover. I write to teach.

I write to motive me. I write to motive others.

I write for hope.

I write for myself.

I write because I’m interested.

I write in the morning fresh out of bed.

I write at night to unwind from a day at work.

I write at work when I have nothing to do.

I write at work when I have things to do.

I write on vacations.

I write to become a better reader.

I write for legacy.

I write for grassroots.

I write to remember.

I write to let go.

I write when I can’t write.

I write when I don’t know what to write.

I write long emails that no one ever reads all the way though because I need to be heard. I want to be heard.

I write to stop thinking.

I write to create life.

I write plays. I write poems. I write fanfiction. I write novellas. I write short stories. I write every year for NANOWRIMO with no regard to what else I have to do.

I write to meet friends.

I write to get over friends.

I write because I love people. I write to know everything about them. I write to celebrate them. I write to understand.

I write and then delete and then write.

I write for love.

I write for romance.

I write for drama.

I write for normalcy.

I write for differences.

I write for changes.

I write to make people think.

I write with fingers.

I write with a pen.

I write with my toes.

I write in blogs.

I write for future generations.

I write for now.

I write to replace God, to replace religion, to replace pray.

I write for emotional connections.

I write to be reasonable.

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us -- don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!

All of the things i have put on here are true to me, if anyone cares. except for the second parts of all the must haves. I would hope you realized that was sarcasm...*