Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

After years as a drifter roaming the galaxy, Naruto gets hired onto the freelance crew of the Raikiri, under Captain Kakashi Hatake. He'll do his best to fit into the tight knit crew, all the while trying not to draw attention to himself. But the more missions they do, the more things don't add up about the newest member of the crew. Naruto meets Star Wars/Firefly

Having left to join universe six thanks to a former enemy, Naruto Black will soon find himself fighting for the survival of not only his life but the entire universe as well. Terrible summary, it's better I swear. Pairings undecided.

Naruto has been captured and put into the extraction unit. Now the only way to get free and save the world is... wait this can't be right... the past! How will the people of the past react to having two Uzumaki's! Read to find out! This is yaoi.

An assassin that has only known bloodshed and yet here he was, standing outside a school due to a meddling old man who thought he should experience school life and hopefully, graduation. Here comes The Shadow.

When Loki was young, he had a companion by his side that would always listen to him. They were as close as anyone could be, always playing pranks on people and causing mayhem around the palace. What happens one day when his companion disappears? What happens when he returns only to find Loki causing a war in Midgard? (Sucky summary but it's good. Probably)

There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

The 104th, squad Levi, the commanders, and everyone else find out about six new (well...one isn't new.) things about Eren. *Better than the summary, I promise, please read.* *This turned into a 6 1.*

Mix in Juubi's bijuudama, two Susanoo, few Mangekyou Sharingans, the power of Rinnegan, the chakra of the Kyuubi, some Ninjutsu, add some uncanny sort of luck, and you will get one dimensionally misplaced Jinchuuriki. Or where Naruto and Kurama are thrown into another world that is as messed up as their own. (Dimensional travel/parallel world universe) SLOW UPDATES

This is a series based on the folklore of monsters all across the fifty states of America; Join the other countries as they have run in with the wolf man, skinwalkers and many other American legends.

One shots, musings, random scenes, crack- all the Naruto inspired ideas that don't fit into a normal story.

5 times Eren Jaeger surprises everyone with stuff they didn't know/realize! (Please read, work is better than the summary!) (Was originally on ArchiveOfOurOwn.)

Obito didn't push Kakashi out of the way during the Battle at Kannabi Bridge. This one change eventually leads to Godaime Naruto being sent back in time with the leader of the Akatsuki- Kakashi. They arrive at the day of Naruto's Academy graduation, and Naruto must work with the man he hates the most to stop war from happening. Time travel, AU, Kakanaru friendship.

There was more to Dick Grayson than meets the eye. He had a history. He had lost friends and tried to forget the pain. Unfortunately, life has a way of coming full circle, and the curiosity of the other members of the Bats - starting with Damian - is not helping. Beginning is kind of a prologue. T for safety.

...and the one time he remembered.

Summary: What will Sasuke do when his friend/rival/secret love, the Nanadaime Hokage, is turned into a four year old who doesn't even remember him?

...Like a pirate scorned. After remembering Emma turning him into a Dark One, Hook uses his new powers to bring back an old enemy to help him make Emma pay for her mistake.

Naruto is not ageing gracefully anymore. He's bored. So why not go back in time and make things easier for himself as a kid? Unfortunately, the ninja back then are weaker than he remembers.

Pinterest Prompt - Mom and Dad are fighting again. Bellarke season 2 headcanon

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Shikamaru never really thought of Naruto, at least beyond the typical 'oh yeah, there's that guy.' At least until Naruto got up in his space and made that face and well, that bothered Shikamaru now didn't it? Relationship building (ish), some small angst, fluff, and rounding out in some solid, lovely smut. *Slash

[WARNING: M RATED FOR NARRATOR x STANLEY PAIRING]. Stanley took a nap at the lounge room, and The Narrator decided to do a little experiment on him…

Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.

Wherein the Sandaime realises that hiding Naruto's parentage was a huge mistake, and Naruto develops a crush on his idol, the Yondaime Hokage.

Their leader was ridiculously strong, a one man army, a master strategist, a fuuinjutsu master, a jinchuuriki, a sage and could come out of the most dangerous situations alive. But they still worried. Because he was their hope, and without him they would probably have given up on life long ago. WARNING: TIME TRAVEL, SUICIDAL, ANGSTY, AND NO SLASH!

Luke and Percy were dating during the titan war but broke up for the final battle. When Luke died Percy was devastated, he tried to take time to grieve but Hera had other plans. Now on their way to Greece to fight Gaea he thought that nothing could surprise him but when a familiar face shows up on the Argo II he finds out just how wrong he is. Lukercy One-shot

In which Rin struggles to hide another secret on his journey to become an Exorcist, Satan is having too much fun being stuck in the half-demon's head and the two (unknowingly) drive Yukio insane with their antics. "No Rin... I am your father." "You did not just go there!" "Ah, but I did." [Crack-fic!]

The prompt was: I know this is already a very used subject, but I really want to read a Naruto who instead of the Hokage wants to be a psychologist...My take on Naruto's Talk no Jutsu

First up: Kakashi loves playing dirty and fucking rough. Thank goodness Naruto's on the same page. Second up: animal hindbrain sex pollen (ish) and Kakashi's feral canine teeth, Third: voyeur and public sex; and it continues. Some explicit slash, straight up smut, don't like don't read, review if you do! (just as a note, AO3 is better for this kind of good stuff [:)

Mom and Dad are fighting, Wick is confused, and Raven is over it. (Delinquent familiy for the win!) (Please no hate. :) )

Yet another meeting of sorts. Members of the royal council come to see a demonstration of Eren's titan abilities. Eren and Levi get bored, and the whole debacle inevitably ends in complete disaster.

Kakashi witnesses something life-changing, and it starts with Naruto- and ends with -in a pretty, pretty dress. Sakura schemes. Sai frightens. Fluff turns to some extra hard smut, because there's nothing better than these boys falling in love. EXPLICIT SLASH xo

When the rain sends Naruto and Kakashi inside, Kakashi is surprised, horrified, and far too interested in what happens next. He's a sensei...he can teach. Shameful (shameless?) PWP KakaNaru! slash warning; Now with smutty chapter 3!

Billck Diamond destroys a would-be assassin of his Pearl. AU. BillDip.

Unable to defeat Kaguya even after ten long years, it seems it is almost time to give up all semblance of hope. But really, that's never been the way Naruto does things. There is always a way to win, and with a little help he's found one. He may be alone, and these people may never be who he once knew, but they're alive. And he's gonna keep it that way. TimeTravel. KakaNaru.

Billck Diamond and Dipearl miss how much they enjoy fusion. BillDip. For day three of BillDip Week.

For the kinkmeme prompt: "The girls are bored, and they look around for something to do... The next thing Eren knows, he's got several females climbing up to his shoulders and immediately going after his hair, chattering to each other about styles."

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

Bellamy is tired of working at Camp Jaha where he is under appreciated and him and his princess are not in charge. When Lea, the youngest of the 100 at the shockingly young age of 6 years, decides she cannot take it any more, they fight against Abby to go home. Bellarke one-shot!

The Doctor gets a chance. One he never thought he deserved. On this, possibly his most important journey since the Time War. A lot of Doctor/Rose, and Amy/Rory too! The first chapter is a preview into the story. *if anyone wants to create a cover please feel free to PM me!*

Everything's over but the babies, and a couple of the dead who've been returned to the afterlife have decided to alleviate their boredom by seeing who was who before they were them.

In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

What might've happened if Sasuke and Naruto found out about a certain "rebirth" a few years earlier.

Eren is clearly a bad influence on Levi; especially where boring meetings are concerned. Eren finds a way to entertain himself, Levi joins in and chaos ensues.

America always disliked the cold... It got him grouchy and irritable.. Sadly for the world meeting, it was a cold January day

Set during The Impossible Astronaut AU - Rose Tyler receives a TARDIS blue envelope...

Zoe, Mike and Levi are a terror together in meetings, but what happens when Levi and Eren are stuck in a meeting together? Inspired by multiple memes and pictures online.

"And yet, for all that Kurama planned, and forethought, and imagined what kind of trials he could be faced with in the future thanks to his little charge, Naruto still managed to surprise him, outwit him and leave him feeling like the fox from the legends." AU, kitsune!Naruto

Poseidon visits baby Percy. Unknown to Poseidon, however, Percy gets a few other visitors. Or, the explanation behind the warm glow Percy felt whenever his mom talked about Poseidon. And then some. This is what happened when plot bunnies attack, rating K

There's something to be said about the longevity of Uzumakis. (Time travel, old!Naruto ficlet)

Where Naruto wakes up in bed with Hatake Sakumo. Wait, what the fuck? (Set in the Paradox Dad universe.)

The Second Hokage is determined in assigning this mission to the blond time-traveler. Naruto is not amused. Time-travel.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Sometimes it sucks to be the leaders. domestic!Bellarke

Stepping into Neverland means leaving your family behind. Percy's adventure of weaving out of Neverland and back got him stories to tell to the Lost Boys. He later brings back a girl which catches the attention of Neverland's pirates. This banter between the Lost Boys' leader and the captain should end once Nico Di Angelo gets what he wants. TwistedFairytale!AU (Peter Pan) Nicercy!

Where Naruto has terrible friends who enjoy to see him struggle (not really). It's for a good cause, though. High School AU Kakanaru

Everyone thought it was over. But luck for the Autobots and their allies is never good. When old friends reappear and Galvatron begins to rise, will Optimus Prime and his friends save the humans from another attempt of extinction or will they finally fall to the now sparkless leader of the Decepticons.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.

This is a collection of all stories that relate to anything KakaNaru; either with romance or none. All KakaNaru prompts are accepted, no matter what it entails. One person can have more than one prompt; there is no limit.

Alaska's big mouth calls for daddy to order a large shipment of Chewy Graham Slams. RusAme

Oneshot yaoi request fic: A Vegeta/Goku story. The two of them are training on the usual deserted island when a game of tag awakens their inner feelings for one another. Contains smut and slight bondage. Don't read if you don't like.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

There was one room in the TARDIS that the Doctor always kept locked. That was the one room that no one but he was allowed to enter. It was an important room; a special room; a room that brought him as much sadness as it did happiness.

AU-ish. The War Doctor questions what The Moment meant when she said they kissed, The Moment gets a new mission in her life, Ten is not happy, and Clara is severely traumatised.

When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.

Humor, perhaps a little cracky. The Hokage's best jutsu? Rasengan? Nope. Harem Jutsu? Nawww. It's Therapy Jutsu!

At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.

One-shot. The Avengers go to meet Percy Jacksonat Thor's insistence, and the way he is certainly surprises them.

Russia's heart is just as creepy as he is. russiax america and others.

Throughout lore and myth, the crow is seen as a symbol of death and is scorned. But to America, in his legends, the crow is something very different entirely. America tells the other nations his view of the crow through one of his myths.

Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. AU, MinaNaru, shounen-ai, slash, angst, humor, time travel.

Amy Pond is only just getting used to Rose Tyler.

Insults are everywhere, and eventually America starts to believe them. A constant victim of bullying, he wears a mask everywhere. One day that mask cracks, and the fractures just keep getting larger and larger. But he's broken, not shattered, and that is the difference, one that may not exist for much longer. Rated T for language, mentions of self-harm, suicide, and bullying.

Merlin is exhausted. Arthur and the knights take good care of him. Friendship fic.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

Though saving a random kid from drowning proves to be unnecessary, it is, in hindsight, a good idea. Jack's not one to turn down a new friend.

The gods and goddesses grant their hero a wish. To reunite with his love... for at least one day. Slash. Lukercy.

AU. "I began praying to anybody out there –God, Satan, the God of Bartenders– to not let him kill me." Desmond meets the ancestors. [Desmond][Altaïr][Ezio][Connor]

ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.

Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.

...If Young Obito had been a bit less like him. But hey, at least he got to say that he'd pranked his father.

Erica had a thought, she had to voice. "So if Derek is our Daddy, would that make Stiles our Mommy?"

Amu old life is ending ever since her four charas gone back to her heart. Amu discovers that she had a Alice! So Amu decides to have a new life in Gakuen Alice. Now her new beginning starts, let's see what her adventure journey life in Gakuen Alice? A/N

Thanks to Hera putting him to sleep for months, Percy has to change schools again. And again, he is that lonesome freak that gets picked on. But he doesn't want to hurt mortals, so he doesn't fight back. Until someone else decides to fight back for him. Ares/Percy slash

KinkMe Merlin Prompt: "Ealdor often has feasts where people sing, dance and play instruments so Merlin has to learn how to play and instrument/sing/dance at a very young age. During training he discovers it's a great way to keep his magic under control. Years later in Camelot, a feasts' entertainment goes wrong and Merlin saves the day."

What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.

Challange 2. "Because you said Forever." Firestar didn't know why he was there, but maybe it was just because he really just wanted to be with him...But they're meetings meant something and took him to what he really wanted in life. TigerFire.

Challange 1 out of 15. TigerFire. He always just wanted to stay by his side, and for him to come back for him. Little did he know, that he would come back for him...and never leave his side...

There are things that Amy will never understand about the TARDIS. Features Eleven/Rose, Amy/Rory

Sasuke is gone and Kakashi has to comfort Naruto, but he just doesn't understand what's worth getting upset about. Humor and Irony. KakaNaru. Oneshot. Not what you expect.

For the good of the kingdom, Merlin has to wear a dress. Arthur thinks it's going to be hilarious, but gets more than he bargained for.

Alfred, an indentured servant who works for the Bonnefoy family, finds himself stuck with a less than favorable companion when a séance goes wrong. AU IvanxAlfred

"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.

The Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-

When the other nations abandon and ignore America during this time of economic crisis over time he finds relief and friendship once more with the voice that had started in his mind from a simple statement. Manifest destiny. Rated M for safety.

"If four years ago someone would have told him that he would be dating his former arch enemy, Percy would have laughed in their face. But nothing else from the past mattered. In some strange way, Luke was right for him."

Canada burned down the White House in 1814. Then he shot America in the head. One Shot.

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Finland decides everyone needs a break and plans a skiing trip for the nations. When a storm hits and the countries are stranded in sub-zero temperature, only one thing can happen – Sexual Tension. And lots of it. M for M-rated things.

It's time for the World Conference and once again America is bored. Russia decides to entertain him... / RussiaxAmerica one shot.

Nobody loves Russia, they're all to afraid to be with him... All? Just a small story which came up in my mind while I was in Spain. I was told this was good, so I published it. Plus, random title is quite random. Enjoy, read&review if you like!

50 sentences for Woody.

Five short drabblets about America and five everyday objects: Coins, keyboards, Mountain Dew, tacos, and Monopoly.

Merlin likes to sing while he works. Arthur likes to listen.

But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.

For when I sleep I dream that you are here. And You're Mine. Set between Darkest Hour and Dawn. For Dude1094. Tigerclaw/Fireheart TigerFire

The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.

Shikamaru is moving out of his family home. Naruto's apartment building has been slated for demolition. Neither make enough on their chuunin salaries to get a place in a decent part of Konoha. Together though... Eventual ShikaNaruShika yaoi

Ares is a volatile person. He gets that. But Hermes didn't have to turn him into a damn frog! Now he's stuck with that brat until he finds a way to turn back. If only that brat would just kiss him and get it over with. Grim Tales: Arey –the air you need!

Tallahassee has to make Ohio understand that he belongs to him, whether Columbus likes it or not. Angst! Yaoi! Possessive Talla/Confused Ohio!

Hermes is the Thief of Thieves. And he wants to steal Percy Jackson's heart. That is, if Percy would stop distracting him by asking him to prove he really can steal anything. Part of the Grim Tales one-shots, male Olympian style. Hercy -like chocolate!

Naruto could do the seemingly impossible, because he wasn't aware that he should not be able to do so. He didn't know better than to try. So he believed he could. Belief leads to persistence, leads to almost superhuman effort, leads to victory. One-shot.

We meet so unexpectedly, never knowing that we are so closely interwined by fate. Destiney never changes. TigerFire oneshot request slight SLASH

Sacrifice wasn't something he'd thought of before. But If Firestar could have done it all over again, he would have in a heartbeat. Darkest Hour AU, slight TigerFire

For the Ipod/MP3 shuffle cahllenge. 10 small TigerFire oneshots

Dying, and leaving me behind? It's not fair . . . I never wanted this, I wanted you to come home. TigerFire Slash

Grins and smiles are not the same thing - Shikamaru explains. Yaoi

Uzumaki Naruto. Who is he? Thief extraordinaire? Leaf shinobi? Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune? He is all of the above, but above all, an enigma.

Drabble. Tigerstar, even after his exile, has something in ThunderClan that he wants. [FirestarTigerstar slash, proceed with caution]

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.