Name: Ashley
Age: 17
Gender: Female
DOB: November 9th, 1990;
Class of !'09'!
Nicknames: Saka, Ash, Kali, Kankles, (inside joke), Cara; ...I don't mind adding onto the list. xD

HACKED;

Naru-kun, the ALMIGHTY yaoi master was huurr!
Tremble under my power of boy on boy ACTION!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-pulls cape over self and disappears-
xD!

Stories Posted; Naruto and Inuyasha;

I'll state the obvious: I love writing fanfics. If I get people leaving bad reviews, it's fine with me because I love writing them for some reason. Opinions are always best and not everyone will like something I write. I'll get over it. I daydream a lot and usually what I daydream is what I type out. So, bad reviews won't stop me from daydreaming and then writing out my thoughts. Although I can speak for most people when I say bad reviews aren't my favorite. Ah well, I shall move on with life. And continue writing like the vampire/anime nerd I am. ;D Haha.

I have AIM, YIM, and MSN; But I don't give out my yahoo. Feel free to IM me over MSN or AIM! Just make sure to say who you are. 'Cause I won't know. :)

AIM; IStalkSasuke (...XD)
Skype; xoLiquidVamp
MSN; VampiricxBliss@hotmail.com

You dont understand me

And you probably never will

I got a tendency to self destruct

And a soft spot for the filth

A hair trigger temperament

A switchblade for a tongue

Im a walking one man genocide

With a black belt in corrupt.

. . . Love me

. . . Hate me

Isolate me,

everyday that Im alive

Strait up mentally unstable

You don't have to like my life.

Im a jinx, a curse;

. . . Some say, THE WORST

Im a savage, rabid beast

Ive been called so many fucking things

It doesnt affect me in the least

Ive stolen, lied, been crucified

But I dont regret a thing

Im an egocentric, masochistWith a sadists point of bleak.

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Everything I touch turns to Ashes;
Falls away, it falls away..
Everything I touch turns to Ashes;
Slips right through my hands..

Lyrics from: Ashes - Five Finger Death Punch;

Story Summaries;

Captive: Physically and Mentally: Everyone knows of Orochimaru’s powerful curse that he marks people with called the Curse Seal. But what happens when Haruno Sakura gets taken into captivity by Orochimaru to use her as a test subject to advance the curse seal to a whole new level of power? And the worst part is: it was a success. Now, with this new ability, Sakura tries to fight her way out of Orochimaru’s clutches, only in futile attempts. She refuses to be bound to Konoha’s most deceitful enemy; the man who betrayed the village, and the man who took Sasuke away from her. But now the battle is between her and the man she once loved as he now controls everything about her. The new advanced curse seal completely locks Sakura to the person who holds her in their grasp, and this person just happens to be Uchiha Sasuke. But even with being bound to such a cold, arrogant man, whom she once loved, Sakura is starting to remember the reasons why she loved him; but what of his feelings for her? Now Sakura only has one person to turn to for help; help she desperately needs to be freed from this terrifying grasp. But if that one person wasn’t there for her when she was twelve, why would he be there for her now, when he was part of the problem?
RATED - T for teens.

Craved: She's so luscious, so tempting, so desirable. With a hard, ugly urge beating at his very chest, Sasuke Uchiha knows that she's the one. Out of all the women he's taken to bed, he knows Sakura is the one that will become his dark obsession, his dark desires, fullfilling his dark fantasies. There's just one problem: The fact that she wants nothing to do with him does not help in the least bit. Sasuke hates himself for his feelings, hates the fact that he craves for the complete innocent blossom; but he doesn't care. He doesn't give a damn, so long as he takes her, and she accepts what he wants from her. She may be vulnerable and innocent now, but when Uchiha Sasuke wants something, he gets it, no matter the challenge. But, what she doesn't know is, her challenge makes her oh-so more craving.
RATED - M for mature audience.

Full summary for What Challenges Await Us coming soon! Should probably start thinking about it and type it out..

My Problems as a Writer;

1) Plots: Whenever I have this sudden craving to write a fanfiction, I always want something different. Something you don't see to much. I always always ALWAYS daydreams about what I should write. Yes, I am just that lame. And I usually come up with part of a good plot, but I can never think of it fully. It usually takes me a while. To me, plots can sometimes be hard to think of. Especially if you're someone who will not write a story until they have the plot fully in depth.

2) Titles: The title of a story is the source of all evil. XD I thought plots were bad; heh, coming up with the name of the story once I take a year to figure out the plot is just as bad. I can never think of names. I am always asking my friends for help - which they never do help, by the way - and googling good ideas for names. Usually that never works. And finally, after thinking forever, a name finally comes to me and about 99.9 percent of the time it's usually one I already thought of or just something simple. Bah, I guess it can't be helped. I try and think of one that fits the plot, but usually the name still comes out sucking. You'll have to firgive me and my name problems

3) Beginnings: And last but not least, the beginning of the story. This is the part of the story that is always . . . the most tedious. That's why I always try and think of a beginning that will lighten the mood of it. Not getting to the plot of the story right away, but not getting too off topic, if you see what I mean. That's another hard part for me. I know it seems like everything is hard, but no. I don't like having beginnings that get straight to the point. I like to be...a little risky you can say. Something different than getting to the point right away. Or have something that starts 'leading' into the moment. Ah, I don't know! I'm to unpredictable. DON'T JUDGE ME! XD There's much more than what I've said. But, once the plot is known and the name and the beginning is done with, I have no problems after that. Hmm, again, it would be nice if SOMEONE (caugh) Kevin would help me with plots! Damn you! XD
he's probably reading this...

Quizilla: .VampiricxBliss.

Myspace:

All and all: I'm an anime/vampire fan. I love writing supernatural stories; psychic bonds and vampire stories, and also anime. And there's not a darn thing anyone can do about it. ;D

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Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
- Sasuke Uchiha :D

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
- Black

3. Your first initial?
- A

4. Your month of birth?
- November

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
- Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours?
- Amu :D

7. Your favorite number?
- 9

8. Do you like California or Florida more?
- Well I live in Florida... and never been to Cali. So I guess Florida?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
- Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
- That me and Sasu... oh realistic. XD Hmm... Ignore how corny it will sound. Don't make fun of me. But I wish I would finally find someone totally special, totally real, totally meant for me, and totally mine.

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat--THE ANSWERS)

1. You are completely in love with this person.

- This has already beem known. XD

2. If you choose:

x; Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.
x; Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
x; Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
x; Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
x; Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

- Oooh Sasuke likes. ;D Haha I'm so lame. XD

3. If your initial is:
x; A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
x; L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
x; S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

- What a lie. I want to change my name to something that begins with L-R! XD

4. If you were born in:
x; Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
x; Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
x; July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
x; Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate.

- That's how it usually works... but I would look foreward for the end results. :D!

5. If you choose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

- One of those things that I can't wait for the end results again.

6. This person is your best friend.

- Amu? XD? She's not real! MY BEST FRIEND IS A FRAUD. BAWWW. XD

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

- 9...? XD Wow I am a loser.

8. If you choose...
x; California:You like adventure
x; Florida: You are a laid back person.

- So true.

9. If you choose...
x; Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
x; Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

- That can sadly be true.

10. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS

My future rests into the hands of a repost. :D

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
- Sasuke, Naruto, Sasori, Tsunade, and Itachi. -- Kinda off characters, but they all have characteristics I find favorable.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
- SasuSaku! FTW! :DD

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi fan?
- Not one bit. I am totally set on SasuSaku.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
- No. I wanted to do Sakura. Even though she's been done only 5 million times. XD It would be cool though. (My excuse to meet a Sasuke.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
- I don't have enough. D: I have a Sasuke and Itachi poster, Naruto movie (only one. ;_;), Ultimate Ninja 2 for ps2, and a Sasuke shirt. D: NEED MORE. Mainly Sasuke plushies.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
- I don't think I'm destined with any of them. I know me and Sasuke were destined. XD You should have saw that one coming.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
- NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
- No doubt, SASUSAKU! :D

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
- Lmfao. Team 7! Any team with Gai or lee in it... no. XD I feel bad for Neji and Tenten. They were destined for failure. D: After being stuck with them. (Just kidding. I love them all. :)

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi= Obito)
- No, he's Madara. D: Still, Tobi Madara... hate them both.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Uh... it's already been stated that he was his father. XD? But, I approved before it was factually stated.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Itachi and Sasori. :D

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
- O_O; FOREVER PRO-SASUKE!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden, and fillers?)
- No, I am slightly behind. xD This always happens and then I make a dramatic catch up.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
- Yup! When you think Sasuke appears... BAM something different. I'm telling you, they'll create like a 10 tailed squid named Bob before making Sasuke appear. D:

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
- I do NOT Believe it! lol XD

17. Sub or dub?
- Sub. Dub isn't going anywhere! :0

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
- Pro! She needs to get with Sasuke!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
- I just don't like him 'cause he's Madara. So either way, annoying.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
- Yes, and I still hate him.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
- ... Was this seriously just asked? I would say Ugly nerd, and dorky beyond belief. XD lol Who would say sexy beast! (Besides you, Lee. D:)

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
- Without a doubt, Orochimaru.

23.Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
- Hmm... Both. He's so weird and dorky, but it's so awesome. He's a comedy relief. xD

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
- Uh... Well each character deffinitely has it's own unique personality. But, maybe, Naruto? It would be funny to see him not ramen obsessed. It would be like O_O; SHOCKED! WORLD ENDED.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? -I wouldn't be here if i didnt!
- Well I write some... So obviously. And I love reading SasuSaku's.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
- lol I just answered some. So yes. XD

27. Do you like lemons?
- I can. Depends. I don't like the ones where Sasuke is totally and completely OOC, or where they keep calling each other their whore, or "dirty" or whatnot. I just find it weird seeing them say things like that. But, that's my opinion. :/ I usually ONLY like them if they're leading to a romance thing. Cause I am a big fluffball. XD It's all about romance.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
- lol I got my mom into watching it. She's all: WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO STOP SHOWING THESE DAMN FILLERS AND GET TO SHIPPUUDEN!? XD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
- Not all. I don't have the will power to force myself to watch them all. I find them stupid as anything.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
- Yes. XD Love them.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
- Yes! My mom. :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
- ... lol Yes. They were like, "-.- You're a loser." And I was like, "D: (Continues drawing Sasuke doodles)" XD

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
- Uh... nope.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
- Ugh, thinking of my answers to these make me sound like a loser. xD But, yes. My world was invaded by Naruto in half my classes.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
- No. I was broke before Naruto. D:

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
- Lmfao No. XD

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
- No...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
- Not really. Just dabble here and there. D:

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
- Erm... I love you and all Sasuke, and have an unhealthy obsession for you and all... but stick to your normal appearance. Kthxbai. _

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
- In my stories I do. But for old roleplay purposes when I was bored to tears it was Kali. D:

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
- No. I think Sasuke has. XD

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba, CfNinjaX, xoLiquidVamp

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

SASUSAKU-CLUB--;
You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name:
0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, xoLiquidVamp

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: (Hell yeah! :o -xoLiquidVamp)
CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, xoLiquidVamp

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