Narwhalious
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Joined 04-06-11, id: 2826685, Profile Updated: 03-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Gorillaz, Criminal Minds, and Harry Potter.

I wrote that bitch a story.

Bitches love stories...


hello and welcome to my profile. I guess. I'm nothing special, just another wannabe writer with no real talent. I write for the hell of it and some days it'll be great, other days you sit at your computer and think "What the eff?"

I prefer drawing to writing. In fact, I prefer video games to writing too! But it's something to pass the time. So flamers are completely welcome to diss me out, because its not supposed to be too serious anyways!

I'm also not that great a speller...

But it is how it is, and I like it the way it is. If that makes any sense. Probably doesn't, knowing me.

Ho hum, what's about me?

I'm short, probably around 5 ft 4 inches. I'm probably classified as "one of the guys", considering that I hate girls complaining that "Ohh, this shirt doesn't go with my earrings" or "Wahh, he doesn't like me!" pfft, teenagers...

Even though I am one myself :D

I blog lots (not so much now...). I also enjoy running and skiing. And swimming. And 9gagging...

I also like making fun of people through the internet!

And uh... yeah.

Profiles annoy me to no end, so this is it.

Yeah. Cheers.


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Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,700 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3953 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Doctor's Patient by SearchingforLethe reviews
The one thing Spencer Reid feared the most was insanity. And now, kidnapped by a confusing new UnSub and subjected to his experiments, his fear might just become his reality.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,590 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - S. Reid
Nerds, Love, and Marriage Equality by Eowyn Rain reviews
Two Geeks fell in love as America took steps for Marraige Equality. Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Batman Refs
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Snow and Sadness by InuLover53 reviews
Kouga needs the help of priestess he turns to the one human girl he can trust, When the two set out on a romantic journey what will happen when every step they take a harsh winter forces them closer and closer together? *Under Construction*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 198,138 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Kagome H., Kōga - Complete
The Prisoner by dragonflybeach reviews
While captive in Malfoy Manor, Luna becomes the guardian of the family's deepest secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 101 - Words: 188,879 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Luna L., Draco M.
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Will You Love Me? by yellowspotlight89 reviews
ON HIATUS. Kouga has been injured by a youth-hungry sorcerer who wants to use the wolf demon's strength against him. Kagome, always concerned for a friend, is there to help, only to discover that spending time alone with Kouga gets her heart beating faster. When Kouga falls into a deep sleep, his soul trapped by the sorcerer, Kagome gets struck with feelings she never knew existed.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Kagome H., Kōga
How Not To Spend Your High School Reunion by penprofiler reviews
First story alert! It's Reid's 20th High School Reunion! But what happens when an unsub with something against the 'populars' and FBI stumbles upon the perfect class to take his revenge on. A high school reunion only Reid can have. I know the title sucks.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - S. Reid
Jailbait by ThisLooksLikeAJobForMe reviews
Loki, imprisoned on Asgard, is visited by a young human girl who simply wanted to find a better use of her time than hacking into the White House. Little did he know that this girl would get under his skin, and worm her way into his heart, proving to be his greatest weakness. Loki/OC. COMPLETE - SEQUEL NOW UP!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,878 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Summer of the Dragon by Lena Phoria reviews
3 years after the war Hermione takes a break from Ron and accepts a summer job collecting supplies for Ollivander's wands. What she doesn't expect is having to work with Draco Malfoy, who's more haunted by his past than she ever would have believed. Together they will travel the world, fight dragons, conquer demons and maybe find exactly what they're looking for. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,893 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Web of Words by Albireo reviews
Loki is taken prisoner by the Avengers, and Tony can't help it - he starts to kinda like the guy. Frostiron, eventually. I will go down with this ship.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Keefvine by Dlbn reviews
The sequel to Iz Moth. Prince Zim is adjusting to his new life on Earth better then one might expect. But a new student brings with him both Zim's past and a whole new group of problems.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 58 - Words: 165,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Zim, Dib, Gaz, Keef - Complete
How Loki Almost Stole Christmas by loki-dokey reviews
Thor experiences his first Christmas, aiding Steve in his quest to decorate the Avengers Tower. Cooking Christmas Dinner proves a challenge until Coulson reveals a skill no one knew he had. Fury has a run-in with a Christmas hat. Loki plots to kill Santa.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,580 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Heroes by nw21jcc reviews
*Bit different to my usual. Bit of supernatural/sci-fi/drama/h&c* After a car accident the team wake up somewhere strange, and are thrown into a world they didn't even know exsisted. Team fic but Reid-Centric.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,761 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
A slightly different case From dusk till dawn by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
The BAU sets out to catch the criminal brothers Seth and Richard. During a bank robbery, they take Reid hostage. Can the team find him before one brother gets too interested in him? x-over with From Dusk till Dawn.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 117,708 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The God Of Accidentally Breaking Stuff by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 322 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Easter Weekend by Peekabooo reviews
An Easter egg hunt with two young boys and Reid gets rangled into babysitting Jack and Henry. Not that he didn't want too...But what happens when something odd happens while they are in his care?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,823 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - S. Reid
The Writer by PinkBomberJacket reviews
It's his fifth year at Hogwarts & Draco's miserable. He seeks solace in the library, and there he unwittingly reads muggle literature. It leads him to ask many questions,and who better to answer them than Granger? DRAMIONE. ALTERNATE ENDING NOW. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kryptonite by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
x-over with x-men Origins. What if Reid had been raised by Logan and his brother? How will the team react upon finding out? Especially when the team gets a case involving the mutants and Logan shows up? Morgan/Reid SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,051 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Betrothed by Kodukadvakch reviews
The sacred ring was destroyed, yet the war rages on. Blood stains the dirt of every planet, but neither species is winning. Every option has been used, and both races are crumbling because of it. Only one thing can save them now. A betrothal. Arbiter/OC.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,544 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Arbiter
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Storms reviews
It was supposed to be a quiet trip to Hogsmeade, that was all. But when a snow storm forces Harry and Draco to take up refuge in the Three Broomsticks, will too many firewhiskeys blur not only their minds but their hatred for each other as well? Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A simple kind of peace reviews
It seems that the only visits that Spencer Reid receives at night are nightmares. After waking up after a particularly bad one, Reid does what he usually does in a situation like this: Relax in front of the tv and thinks... I WELCOME YOU FLAMERS! BAHAHA!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Winter Nights reviews
During a freak thunderstorm, the portal to Hell breaks. They set off on a quest to find the Angel of Death, the only one who is able to re-open the portal. Little do they know that the Angel of Death is really a human girl who has lost all of her memorie
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Murdoc N.