Hey everyone!

Thanks for taking the time to read my story and for checking out my profile. I love writing and there's always some story running around my head, but sometimes I find it really hard to put pen to paper - so I apologise in advance for any long delays between updates to my stories.

My Favourite…

Genres:

Sci-Fi
Mythology
Fantasy
Adventure

Books:

Black Beauty by Anna Sewell

Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan

Heartland by Lauren Brooke

Lord of The Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

War Horse by Michael Morpurgo

Movies:

Star Trek

Lord of The Rings / The Hobbit

Indiana Jones

Dredd

James Bond

War Horse

Avengers

Thor

TV Shows:

Doctor Who

Castle

Sherlock

Vampire Diaries / The Originals

A Random Text a Friend Sent Me

Friendship - None of that Sissy Crap

1. When you're SAD; I will help you get drunk and plot revenge on the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you're BLUE; I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you SMILE; I will know you're thinking of something evil that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you're SICK; stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want it.

5. When you FALL; I will laugh at your clumsy arse, but I'll help you up when I can laugh no more.

6. This is my oath... "Why?"

Because you're my friend!! XX

Mammys succeed in confusing us everyday...

This is for FUN. I love my mammy. Please don't be offended by this :)

1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"