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My name Is ...well, my name is not important. You can call me by my pen name, Dracula's sidekick.

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List your top ten favourite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Draco Malfoy

2. Remus Lupin

3. Sirius Black

4. Lucius Malfoy

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Severus Snape

7. Charlie Weasley

8. Albus Dumbledore

9. Harry Potter

10. Hermione Granger

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

o.O nope. I have never in my life come across a Luna/Hermione fic before. That would be so… weird…

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Sirius Black? Hell yeah! He’s a beast!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

…. Draco was impregnated by Severus? …. Wow. I don’t know how that’s physically possible but I think that child would be awesome. Seriously, Snape’s dry humour and brains paired with Draco’s looks- a child with the potential to overrun the world.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Numerous, of notable mention ‘Baby Mamma Drama’ when Harry was turned into a 7 year old by a wayward spell from Draco. My heart absolutely melted and I wanted to adopt the little Tyke.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Charlie Weasely and Remus Lupin?! Oh dear God no!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Lucius/ Albus or Lucius/Harry

o.O oh dear god, one is too horrible to contemplate and will probably give everyone nightmares, but a Lucius/Harry…. Hot. Lol. There are a few good ones of those on the market.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Charlie Weasley found Sirius Black and Albus Dumbledore in a Secret relationship… I think we would all run with Charlie screaming and begging to have someone obliviate us all.*shudders*

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a romantic two/six fic.

Remus/Severus… ooh! Goodie

Remus is struggling to come to terms with his ‘condition’ and satiate the monster chomping at the bit. When he goes in search to find a cure, he comes across an old school foe. What he offers may be more that what Lupin is willing to pay.

This looks like a good one, I will be willing to lend this idea to someone… Ah screw it! It’s mine suckers!

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Lucius/Hermione fluff story?

Like hell! If there is, I’ve never heard of one or found one.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Draco/Luna… possible actually

Hmmm…

‘I do believe in Nargles’?

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to kiss one?

… You are seriously sick aren’t you? Okay, the answer to this one is obvious, it would be a story where Lucius would realise he has been a bit too harsh on his son and try to make amends yet Draco pulls away and does not trust him. God, I know you think I’m weird but an incest love story… Come on guys!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash??

Charlie/Harry?

I have never even heard of that sort of slash! Jeez, does it even exist for them to read?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Oh that’s an easy one! You sort of gave me that one!

So many songs….

Alice by Averil Lavigne… I reckon that would be cool to do.