EHHH...CHEESE IS GOOD.
DEMON NAME: SADAKO. HAKU(fromSpIrited Away)'S LITTLE SISTER.
AGE: APPEARS TO BE ABOUT 12, BUT IS REALLY 136 YEARS OLD.
BEST FRIENDS: KIEKO, LIN, RINKU, YUSUKE, HEII, AND AVERYONE ELSE THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO LIST.
WORKS: THE ABURUYA BUT IS ALSO A FIGHTER AND ANNOUNCER FOR THE ANKOKO BUJUTSUKAI, MAKAI BUJUTSUKAI AND THE SOON TO BE REKAI BUJUTSUKAI!
FAVORITE SHOWS: WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?
YU YU HAKUSHO, RUROUNI KENSHIN AND EXCEL SAGA.. OH, I ALSO LIKE X. AND HAMTARO, CCS, YUGIOH ( THE JAPANESE VERSION. I DESPISE THE DUBBED)...TOO MANY TO LIST

FAVORITE CHARACTURE IN YYH: RINKU. HE'S SO CUTE AND SADAKO'S DATING HIM. OTHER FAVORITE CHARACTURES ARE KURAMA, HIEI, YUKINA, GENKAI, KOTO, JURI, CHU, SHISHIWAKAMARU, JIN, TOUYA, YUSUKE, BOTAN AND OTHER PEOPLE.

WOW, FINALLY MADE IT TO FF.NET. HIYA EVERYONE! AS SOON AS I POST SOME STORIES, I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT I'VE READ A FEW LIKE CAN'T THINK OF A TITLE DARNIT, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY GOOD.

RANDOM REAL LIFE QUOTES:
WILL: PETER PAN'S MY BITCH.

EMILIE: CAN WE WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS? CANWECANWECANWECANWECANWE?
ME: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!
ME:I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SUEING GOD.
WILL: YOU DIDN'T CALL ME.

ME: EMILIE! MY TV IS LEAKING ( SORRY. COULDN'T RESIST.

ME: GOTTA HAVE ME YO YOS
ME: OH THAT'S NOT RIGHT...
DEVON: (BELCHES. AND THAT IS WHAT I THINK OF THIS SCHOOL. HAHAHAHA I HATE YOU ALL).
ME: ( AFTER DEVON BELCHES) I CONCUR!!!!!
DEVON: TASTE THE SOWARD OF JUSTICE!(GLOMPS) HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU...HEY THAT'S A NICE SOWARD OF JUSTICE.
DEVON: I MADE AN INISDE JOKE ON THE RING. SAMARA IS FALLING INTO THE WELL, RIGHT? SAMARA GOES: THAT'S A NICE TREE.
DEVON: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH... EH..IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY.
DEVON: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHWEHEHEHEHEHEH...IT'S FUNNY.

TJ AND TARYN: I WANT KIDNEYS I WANT LIVER PRIEST MIX PRIEST MIX PLEASE DELIVER.

SPENCER AND DEVON: HOLY CRAP ON CRACK IN HELL I'M GTTING BUTT FUCKED BY THE DEVIL.

ME: DID I JUST SAY THAT?

ME: DEFINE FUN.

EMILIE: I HATE THIS...

RANDOM CRAZYESS:

JULIA: Hold me!
WILL takes harry's broom and bashes her on the head,
and THEN bashes harry on the head...
WILL: Harry potter can rot in my grave
JULIA: DANIEL! DANIEL! My love! NOOO!
EMILIE: When you said we were going a trip, and I
agreed, I was thinking more Middle Earth, not the
MAGICAL WORLD!
Sorry, Harry, but you are on your own!
(cheers Will: Go Sir William!)
(JULIA is torn between her love and her friends)
JULIA: GO DANIEL! Um..I-I mean, GO WILL!
UMM...I prefer not to take sides, thank you very much!
HARRY: I challenge you to a Wizarding duel!
WILL: Ok...
JULIA: Uh oh, this aint gunna be good
(Harry stands up and takes out his wand,
while Will just chuckles)
WILL:ok, what's a spell to cast upon one your dueling
with?
EMILIE: How would I know? I am just some muggle...
HERMIONE: Well, the answer is simple and if you
actually did your Potions homework...
JULIA: Where did SHE come from!?!?
HARRY: dunno
(WILL gives Harry a gothic punch to keep the duel
going, Harry is brutely thrown to the ground.)
HARRY: Your just like Malfoy!
(HARRY bravely stands up, and starts a spell)
(WIll squished him like a bug by flicking him away)
WILL: OK! Now that's over...
(Peter pan arrives)
Will: Peter!
(Will runs up and cluches him, and Peter looks at Will
strangely)
PETER: Could you get away from me please!?
EMILIE: Yea, yea, yea, Peter pan's here, whatever, now
bring out the pirates!
JULIA: Daniel (stands next to him, clutching his pale
hand)
JULIA: HARRY, I'll give you CPR!
WILL: uh Emilie? I am a pirate!
(HARRY TRIES TO GET UP)
HARRY: No, really, I dont need any help, you can just
walk me to the injury dormitory.
JULIA: You're delirious (leans over and gives him CPR)
EMILIE: Yea, I know ur a pirate, Will, but plz, wheres
jack sparrow!he's always where the action is!
Will: o.o What a damage to my ego!!
(Harry still tries to struggles out of Julia's arms as
she gives him mouth to mouth)
(With a little naughty tongue)
EMILIE: Not to say you arent where the action is..but
you have to admit..he's been sailing the open seas
longer than you have..
Will: True dat, I don't wanna be a pirate no more,
screw that! I'm a lost boy now! Xcept I'm not so
lost, (wink, wink)
(Julia finally comes up for air)
EMILIE: Ay, (looks at Peter) I know who u want to find
you...
HARRY: It's quite alright!
JULIA: No harry/Daniel! I'll make it all better
(Julia bends down for more)
Enchantedmouse8*wink, wink*
Enchantedmouse8:DANIEL: JULIA!!!! Bloody get off of
me!
(will and Emilie ignores all of this, hey it's
expected!)
(JULIA STOPS, gets up, angry)
Will: Tiger lillys hot 2!
JULIA: DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU BETRAYED
ME, YOU-YOU...(TURNS IN SAMARA)
(as samara, she touches DANIEL and deforms him)
(realizes what shes done..)
DANIEL, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!!!!
(sobs)
JULIA: OH WELL, Now that hes deformed like me in samara
form...(goes down to do more CPR)
Peter: Umm, I got to go!
WILL: PETER! COME BACK
(chases him away)
EMILIE: (pouts) GRR...we got to see everyone else's
love interest and i still didnt see ARAGORN!
JULIA: Now I wont be lonely, killing people in seven
days
(clutches Daniel deformed dead body)
ok THE END
by Emilie and WIll

RINKU: I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY YO YO, TOO SEXY FOR MY YO YO TOO SEXY FOR MY YO YO...

KEIKO: I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY HAIR TOO SEXY FOR HAIR, TOO SEXY FOR MY HAIR

SADAKO: I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY POWERS TOO SEXY FOR MY POWERS TOO SEXY FOR MY POWERS

HAKU: I’M TOO MY STUPIDITY... WAIT A MINUTE WHO WROTE THAT ON THE CUE CARD? SADAKO..

SADAKO: LALALALA IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU’RE SO STUPID.

HAKU: YEAH YOU’RE RIGHT...WAIT A MINUTE, SOMEONES BEEN MESSING WITH MY CUE CARDS .

YUBABA: I’M TOO SEXY FOR THIS BATHHOUSE( TAKES OFF DRESS. REVEALING A BIKINI)

RANDOM PERSON: HEY PUT HAT DRESS BACK ON. YOU ARE SCARING THE CHILDREN.

SADAKO AND KEIKO: (SINGING) SHE WORE AND ITSY BITSTY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKNI, THAT SHE WORE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.

HAKU: I;M TOO SEXY FOR MYSELF, TOO SEXY FOR MY SISTER, TOO SEXY FOR MY BOSS, OH TOO SEXY FOR THIS SONG...

SADAKO: KEIKO, TURN OFF THE KAREOKE MUSIC.

KEIKO: EASIER DONE THAN SAID.

HAKU: OH GET REAL I HAVE AGREAT VOICE( SINGS OPERAH)

HAKU( SINING REALLY HIGH) FIGARAO FIGARO FIGARO!

WIDNDOWS: ( SHATTER SHATTER BREAK BREAK)

SADAKO: I THINK WE NEED SOME NEW WINDOWS.

YUBABA: HAKU THAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR SALARY.

KEIKO: HAHAHAHAHAH!

SADAKO: * BRINGS OUT YO YO’S* WALK THE DOG, AROUND THE WORLD...OH SHOOT I BROKE THE YO YO!

YO YO: THAT HURT.

KEIKO: A TALKING YO YO?

YO YO: IDIOTS.

KEIKO: ARRRGH A TALKING YO YO!

YO YO: YOU GOTTA A PROBLEM WITH THAT?* Julia is on the edge of her seat, obviously trying to control herself but isn't doing a good job of it.

SADAKO: THREE...TWO...ONE...

JULIA: BWAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

SADAKO: SHE WET ON TLIKE THIS FOR THREE DAYS ONCE. LOOKS LIKE SHE'S STEETING A NEW RECORD.

JULIA: HEY IF SHE CAN RHYME SO CAN YOU SADAKO.

SADAKO: UH, OK. KEIKO, GET ME OUT OF THIS.

KEIKO: AND MISS AKL THE FUN OF YOU HUMILIATING YOURSLF? NO WAY!

SADAKO: HHEY EMILIE! GUESS WHAT? I GOT A NEW CAT AND YBABA MISTANKED IT FOR A CHAIR CUSHIN, SHE SAT ONN IT AND BECUSE SHE IS SO DARN FAT SHE FARTED AND THE CATS ORGANS WENT APOART, I DON';T KNOW. EMILIE';S THE MASTER OF RHYME. BUT TH ERE IS SOMETHING I CAN DO. HIT IT!

( SMOKE, AND THEN KEIKO, SADAKO AND HAKU. THEY ARE NOW IN THE DARK TOURNEMET STADIUM)

SADAKO: I PUT A SPELL ON YOU. AND NOW...YOU'RE MINE MWAHAHAHA.

HAKU: YOU CAN STOP THE THINGS I DO. KEIKO: I LIED I LIED I LIED..
HAKU: SING IT SISTER.

SADAKO: IT'S BEEN THREE HUNDRED YEARS RIGHT DOWN TO THE DAY AND NOW THE WITCH IS BACK AND THERE'S HELL TO PAY. I PUT A SPELL ON YOU,
ALL: AND NOW YOU'RE MINE MINE MINE, SO FINE.

SADAKO: I PUT A SPELL ON YOU AND NOW YOU'RE GONE.

HAKU AND KEIKO: GONE, GONE, SO LONG

HAKU: MY BABAY FELL ON YOU AND IT WAS STRONG, SO STRONG SO STRONG.

SADAKO( AS HAKU AND KEIKO ARE GOING: OOOOOOOOOOO) YOUR WRETCHED LITTLE LIVES, HAVE ALL BEEN CURSED BECAUSE OF ALL THE WITCHES WORKING,(KEIKO AND HAKU POINT TO SADAKO) I'M THE WORST I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, AND NOW YOU'RE MINE MINE MINE, SO FINE/
HAKU: WATCH OUT, WATC H OUT, WATCH OUT, BABE WATCH OUT WATCH OUT..
KEIKO: ( IN UNISON WITH HAKU) WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT WATCH OUT.
SADAKO: IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, YOU BETTR GET SUPERSTITIOUS. JUST ASK MY SISTER,
KEIKO: WHILE SHE' S VICIOUS.
HAKU: OH YEAH, SHE REALY REALLYVICIOUS.
ALL: I PUT A SPELL ON YOU AND NOW YOU'RE MINE MINE MINE, SO FINE.

HAKU: FIVE...SIX. FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT.
KEIKO: YOU ARE MINE, YES YOU'RE MINE YOU ARE MINE, YES YOU'RE MINE.
SADAKO: I PUT A SPELL, OOH OOH OHH OOHH OHH

HAKU: IT WAS A SPELL OH MY HE WAS A SPELL, IT WAS A SPELL, OH MY HE WAS A SPELL. OK, VERYONE, ON YOU'RE FEET. ( THE AUDEIENCE GETS ON THEIR FEET, RINKU AND HIEI LOOK A LITTLE CREEPED OUT BY ALL THIS. SP DOES YAHIKO * I'LL EXPLAIN LATER, BUT HE IS THE PERFECT MATCH FOR KEIKO) OK, YOU'RE GONNA REPAT AFTER SADAKO HERE.

SADAKO: VERYONE, REPAT AFER ME. I PUT A SPELL
AUDIENCE: I PUTA SPELL
SADAKO: I PUT A SPELL
AUDEINCE: I PUT A SPELL
SADAKO: OH I PUT A SPELL
AUDIENCE: OH I PUT A SPELL
SADAKO:SHE PUT A SPELL
AUDEINCE: SHE PUT A SPELL
SADAKO: OH HE PUT A SPELL
AUDIENCE: OH HE PUT A SPELL
SADAKO: YOUP PUT A SPELL
AUDIENCE: YOU PUT A SPELL
SADAKO ( IN ELVIS PRESLEY AND SHIMMYING) WE ALL A PUT A SPELL
AUDIENCE: WE ALL PUT A SPELL
SADAKO: ON YOU
AUDEINCE: ON YOU
SADAKO: ON YOU
AUDINCE: ON YOU!

SADAKO: OH YOU!
AUDEINCE: ON YOU!
SADAKO: ON YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU( SHE DOES THIS SO LOUDLY IT BREAKS SEVERAL WINDOWS IN THE BATH HOUSE)
RINKU: WHOAH.
HIEI: HN.
YAHIKO: ER...
DEMONS: WHAT THE?

SADAKO: YOUR TURN.
HAKU: FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT ( AS KEIKO AND SADAKO ARE SHYMMYING) I SAY IT'S A PIE UP AND BABY UP AND DIE
ALL:" I SAY IT'S A PIE UP AND BABY UP AN DIE( REPAT4 X)
HAKU: EN COLA CALIYAMA
KEIKO: EN COLA CALIYAMA
SADAKO: EN COLA CALIYAMA
HAKU: AYE
KEIKO: AYE
SADAKO: AYE.
ALL: AYE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE, WACTH OUT!
( AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN CHEERS)

SADAKO: THANK YOU THANKYOU, WE KNOW, YOU LOVE US.

KEIKO: WE LOVE YA TOO!

HAKU: WHAT ABOUT ME, YOU’RE BROTHER?

EVREYONE: .. ..
O O SADAKO: HAKU YOU IMBECILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAKU: BUT...

MY FAVORITE MOVIES : HOCUS POCUS, HARRY POTTER 1 AND 2 AND SOON 3, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, SPIRITED AWAY, WAKKO'S WISH, ERM, WHAT ELSE?...

FICS CURRENTLY WORKING ON:
WHAT LIES IN THE EYES OF A SAKURA BLOSSOM
TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE.

SADAKO'S Origin
KEIKO: THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE! I’M DREAMING! YEAH! I ATE ONE OF SADAKO’S COOKIES.

SADAKO: ( JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE) HEY MY COOKIES ARE GOOD.

KEIKO: I SAW A TALKING YO YO.

SADAKO: UHHHHHHHHH

KEIKO: I’M SERRIOUS! IT EVEN HAD A LITTLE NOSE!

SADAKO: DON’T WORRY KEIKO, I AM CALLING SOMEONE AND THEY WILL COME AND HELP YOU.

KEIKO: I’M NOT CRAZY!

SADAKO: YEAH, YOU JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

KEIKO: BUT IT WALKED! AND IT LOOKED JUST LIKE RINKU’S YO YO’S.

SADAKO: OH AND THEY DANCE TOO?

KEIKO” WELL, IT DID DO THE CHICKEN DANCE.

SADAKO: ( THROWS COOKIES OUT THE WINDOW) THAT’S THE LAST TIME I COOK THESE AGAIN.

YO YO: ( COMES OUT OF NOWHERE) EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOOM CAN ANYONE TELL YO YO’S ROOM IS?

Sadako: Wow, thankyou for very much for saying I'm an DISTURBING person, Hiei.

KEIKO: I THINK YOU'RE VERY DISTURBING TOO. IN FACT, YOUR SO DISTURBING YOU SHOULD GO TO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL. *CUTE LITTLE SMILE* THAT'S A COMPLIMENT YOU'D GET ANY DAY.

SADAKO: DO YOU HAVE RINKU'S NUMBER.

KEIKO: SADAKO, THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE. *OH YEAH* OH BY THE WAY, COULLD YOU PLEASE REFER ME TO ANY SINGLE SPIRITS. ECXEPT FOR HAKU.

HAKU*HAKU COMES OUT OF NOWHERE* HEY, IM DATING CHIHIRO FOR YOUR IMFORMATION.

SADAKO: I PITY THE SOUL

YUBABA: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE ALSO* UHM ARE THERE ANY SINGLE SPIRITS LOOKING FOR 8,000 YEAR OLD SPIRITS??

EVERYONE: THIS IS NOT A DATING SERVICE.

RINKU*JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE: HAS ANYONE SEEN A GOOD LOOKING YO YO I CAN USE?

KEIKO: WELL, SADAKO I THINK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CHEATING ON YOU WITH A YO YO.

Haku: What’s a yo yo?

Keiko: You’ll understand when you’re smarter.

Sadako: like that’ll ever happen. * gives rinku a yo yo*

Rinku: hey, thansk * kisses Sadako and runs off stage*

Sadako: I . am. suddenly.not,jelos.anymore.

Haku: I have a problem resising woman.

Sadako: But they sure have no problems resting you.

Haku: Shut up!

Sadako: shut up!

Haku: I mean it Sadako!

Sadako: I mean it Sadako!
Haku: Stop it!

Sadako: Stop it!

Keiko: All right, we are all gathered here today...

Haku: Did Sadako die? (puts on a party hat and starts dancing, Sadako gives him a dirty look and then gives him an atomic wedgy)

Keiko: Haku, why are YOU HERE???

HAKU: DIDNT U WANT ME HERE?

KEIKO: UM, NOT REALLY...SADAKO, DID U USE THE PIG BAIT ON HIM AGAIN
(SADAKO SHRUGS)

SADAKO: DON;T LOOK AT ME LOOK AT THE ONE WHO EATS TO MUCH
(SHE GALNCES AT CHIHIRO’S DAD)

WHAT IS PIGBUTT DOING HERE?!!!!!!

FREE FOOD, DUH!!!!! (EATS ALL THE FOOD)

I WOULDNT DO THAT IF I WERE YOU...(WATCHES CHIHIRO’S DAD TURN INTO A PIG) WE’RE GONNA HAVE SOME FRESH BACON TONIGHT! HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY!!!! SOOEY!

(CHIHIRO’S DAD SCAMPERS OFF, YELPING; SADAKO STARTS TO CHASE HIM IN CIRCLESAROUND THE ROOM)

AS I WAS SAYING, BEFORE SOMEONE *GLANCES AT SADAKO* LET PIGBUTT IN HERE, I THINK I DESERVE MORE FUNNY LINES!

IS THAT THE POINTLESS THING YOU’RE BLABBING ABOUT?

WHY IS EVERYTHING I SAY POINTLESS? -.-

I DUNNO LOOK TO YOUR WRITER. MINE OWES ME FIFTY BUCKS FROM A BET, BUT NEVER MIND.

WE HAVE WRITERS? *LOOKS OUT AT THE VIEWERS* HELLO, ALL U BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! AUTOGRAPHS WILL BE SIGNED AT 3;00

ACTUALLY AT 5:OO

SADAKO, WHO IS MY WRITER????? HELLO, PEOPLE, I KNOW, BACON WILL BE SERVED ANY MOMENT! WILL U DO THE HONORS, SADAKO? *THROWS HER A BUTCHER KNIFE*
FIRST OFF, YOUR WRITER IS EMILIE. AND SECOND, BLAME HER SHE’S NO GIVING OU FUNNY LINES, AND THIRD, BIMME THAT BUTCHER KNIFE!!!!!!!

EMILIE IS LOCKED IN A CLOSET, GAGGING WITH A SOCK IN HER MOUTH*
MUFFLED: JULIA..JULIA DID THIS! SHE AND SADAKO ARE IN A CONSPIRACY!

DARTS A LOOK AT SADAKO* OH, YOU’LL BE GETTING THE KNIFE ALLRIGHT...

YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS IN FRONT OF ALL THE KIDS WOULD YOU?

OH YOU’D BE SURPRISED...I’LL JUST PULL THE CURTAINS DOWN SO THEY CANT SEE IT..*JUMPS OFFSTAGE AND COMES RUNNING AT SADAKO, SCREAMING A WAR CHANT*

RUBS HIS HANDS TOGETHER* THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD! I AM STAYING! GO KEIKO! KILL HER!

I’M YOUR FRICKEN SISTER! OH SHIT, I BETTERSTART RUNNING/. WHAT THE FUCK, KEIKO, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

GETS CLOSER TO SADAKO, IS CORNERING HER WITH THE KNIFE* I’VE WAITED FOR THIS EVER SINCE I MET YOU...SADAKO, PREPARE TO MEET MY FRIEND!

WE WOULDN’T MAKE VERY GOOD AQUAINTENSES, BESIDES...ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! * SCREAMS AS KEIKO IS ABOUT TO HIT HER*

KEIKO LAUGHS AND STABS THE KNIFE INTO HERSELF*

AWW...WHO’S GONNA KILL SADAKO NOW? *SADAKO STARES AT HAKU MENACINGLY AND HAKU RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM, SCREAMING*

MURDER IS NOT A NATURAL HIGH.

EMILIE: SADAKO, ARENT u SUPPOSED TO CRY NOW?

UH, SORRY THAT I BOUND YOU UP? AND HERE’S THR FIFTY BUCKS, WITH INTREST. AND BY THE WAY, KEIKO’S MAD TAHT YOU AREN’T GIVING HER FUNNY LINES. IT DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY SHE CAN’T YOU JSUT COME WITH THEM.

FIRST OF ALL, JULIA TIED ME UP IN THIS CLOSET FOR SEVEN DAYS..*GROWLS* (MEANWHILE, JULIA IS ON A PLANE TO JAMAICA DISGUISED AS THE EASTER BUNNY) SECOND OF ALL, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO COME UP WITH THESE LINES..I DONT WATCH ANIMANIACS, LIKE SOME PEOPLE I KNOW WHO TIE OTHERS IN CLOSETS FOR LONG TIME SO THEY CAN STEAL THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!
* YAKKO COMES AND KISSES EMMILIE* YAKKO! WRING MOIE, WRONG SCRIPT, WRONG EPISODE, WRONG PLACE, WRONG TIME, THIS AIN’T THE WB STUDIO!

STANDS UP LIKE A ZOMBIE* SAD-AKO!!! *BURSTS OUT LUAGHING* YOU BUFFOON!!! U ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME! UR A LOT STUPIDER THAN U LOOK...AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING...I STOLE THE KNIFE FROM UR PRANK BAG...

HEY! IF THERE’S ONE THING WE KNOW IT’S HAKU DOESN’T HAVE A BRIAN. WANN A TEAM UP AND ANNOY HIM?

UNDER ONE CONDITION...*GRINS*

I KNOW I’M GONNA HATE THIS...

YEAH, ERM...WHATEVER. HOPEFULLY EM AND I WILL WRITE STORIES OF OUR OWN. WARNING! THERE WILL BE VERY INSANE SPIRITED AWAY FICS, SO DON'T MISS OUT. VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO EMILIE! LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR HER!!!!!!!!

hello everyone. i am known priestess of the black rose. my true identity is unknown and will remain that way.

name: unknown

age: unknown

race: half dark fairy/fire demon enchantress

hair: eggplant purple with crimson and midnight blue streaks

eyes: one midnight blue and one crimson

height: five foot 3 1/2

past: unknown

origin: unknown

that's all you need to know.