![]() Author has written 5 stories for Misc. Books, Titanic, and Pretty Little Liars. u know, i could tell, u my life story, but wat fun would that b? ;) BUUUTTTT i iz Tiffany other wise known as keepYOURheadsDOWN low, can tell you just an ounce of what she is :P i will write in bold through her profile just to be a "meanie" as she puts it. Riley, is an awesome chickkkk i wuv her and her red headedness (she calls me a hair rasist CONSTANTLY -.-). Her music style is different than mine even though i got her to like Nevershoutnever! Paramore, and hellogoodbye. (my next project is LIGHTS). She loves the bears and thats retarded :P THE COWBOYS RULE FOREVERRRRRR. She is veryyyy boy-sessed. All in all i love her, she is my fraternal twin seperated at birth. She is my awesome buddy for life. haha "boysessed" is right lol. i tend to go after the jerks or the short ones lol it happpens... 'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do ~i love that song we will always remember 11/14. we are marshall. youtube~ http://www.youtube.com/user/missmehighhitmelow01?feature=mhee other youtube(:-http://www.youtube.com/user/RileyAndTiffany I love wake forest(: it will always be the 5th quarter to me friends on fanfiction (and yes i do have friends, lol) ~ NessieCarlieCullen13(kaelyn)~ we have been friends since 1st grade, and were locker buddies. for narnia!!!!! xXforeverforgottenXx(tiffany)~ well, theres alot i could say about her, not much of thouse things r good jk lol enter. dont stop beliving (ehem rileyyyyyy -.-) Musicismylife94(paige)~ hey, shes my locker buddy 2! lol. shes an amazing writer. yep. she luvs johnny depp and im sad 2 say she luvs eminnem 2, blah. jk lol enter. LYLAS soooo as u can c these r my friends, and just because im not nice 2 them doesnt mean u can so, please b nice, lol thats sounds so 1st grade, lol Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. To put it nicely, I hope you choke 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit' Smile. It confuses people. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way Nobody talks to that guy. But let me tell you something. Every job I ever had in my life, I talk to that guy. I'd talk to him, I'd find him on purpose and I'd have little chit-chats with him, and I'd be very interested and be like, "By the way, here's a Snickers, that's for you. Peanuts, caramel, put that in your mouth, enjoy that." You know why I talk to that guy? Because when that day finally comes, and he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed-off shotgun, walkin' through the halls (gunfire noises) and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "Thanks for the candy." (continues shooting) You laugh now, but you know Monday morning, you're gonna be like, "heyyy, Marcus!" - Dane Cook They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think too many people would die. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions. FRIENDS: Would offer to hide you're on the run from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Would be the reason you're running in the first place and be tripping you every few minutes. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"(i would but you live freaking MILES away from me :(() FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, emo!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and say, "Run my little retarded friend! Run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandparents by Grandpa and Grandma. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you. FRIENDS: Lets you make an idiot of yourself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves, too. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: call him up anf whisper 7 days... BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements. Best friends were the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times: once when it is told, a 2nd time when someone explains it to us, and 5 minutes laster when we actually get it. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever yelled at the sky, the T.V., the computer, or any other inanimate device, copy and paste this in your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you,copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you suddenly burst out laughing for no reason copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. |
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