Why is life never simple? Red Robin's ended up worlds away from home once again, and now what's he to do? What do the Avengers want from him; do SHIELD have another agenda; and is there any way back? Pre-New 52. No slash. Rated for inevitable language/violent themes.

Tim gets transported to the cartoon Young Justice world, and he's not sure he knows how to deal with it. Attention: If you want to know about Artemis or people from Tim's world the final note on my profile is for you. Also, a special thank you to angel-gidget over at Tumblr, who made the wonderful cover art for this story.

Loki's been hauled back to Asgard, judged, bound and sentenced for his crimes. Chapter XXXIV posted. The Tesseract is gone. Loki is awake. Fury isn't sure which of these things is the more terrifying.

After a chance meeting in Colorado Springs, Methos recognizes a mysterious blue-eyed man, five thousand years dead. Daniel Jackson, meanwhile, mistakes Methos for the Goa'uld Tanith, and reacts rather poorly. The situation only grows more complicated when Amanda comes to Colorado Springs, hunting down a rogue Immortal with an unknown agenda.

Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. Alternate Universe.

Tia Dalma had seemed so sure when she said that the dead were at peace. Clearly she'd never met Buffy...

Just before boarding the ship to escape Naboo, Qui-Gon is injured. Now, it's Obi-Wan who has to find the hyperspace generator, Obi-Wan who meets Anakin—and that changes everything. Very AU.

Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.

Eliot drabbles, with little sidesteps along the way

For seventeen hundred years Merlin awaited the return of the Once and Future King. He was an immortal figure in a mortal world, bound to the Earth through the power of the Old Religion. As a familiar evil arises, Merlin returns to Hogwarts to face his most challenging obstacles yet. The time of Destiny has come. Welcome to the beginning of the end. Set during Triwizard Tournament

various drabbles about Bryce; mostly crossovers

"Her mission for the rest of the night was clear to Artemis; firstly, keep Nightwing alive. Secondly, protect his identity. If only she knew what it was, it might be easier to protect." Artemis and Nightwing friendship only. Spitfire. Nightwing/Batgirl. Eventual unmasking. T for language.

11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015

Thor: The Dark World spoilers ahead. Post-T:TDW. Loki always thought there would be so much time to make everything right.

Kidnapped, Nightwing finds himself in the hands of two deadly villains who plan to transform him into a Talon. Batman, Artemis, and an unlikely hero will team together to bring him home. Takes place after Endgame. Slight Dick/Babs . Rated T for violence, torture, and some language.

*continuation of Lineage AU* Book 6: Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi and his new apprentice are sent on a diplomatic mission to a burgeoning empire just past Republic boundaries, where they discover the swiftly fraying edges of their own civilization - and the limits of their loyalties. Chapter 10: Going Native

Neal Caffrey's biggest secret is not what one might think. Reviews welcome.

After the fall of Voldemort, Severus found some interesting reading material left behind by the dark lord...but what else did Voldemort leave behind? Stars Severus, Tom Riddle, and Lucius, among others.

If Severus died in the Shrieking Shack, where is his body? Find out what really happened to Snape and the Malfoys post-Deathly Hallows.

A domestic AU in which the Robins (minus Stephanie, plus Cass) are adorable little angels, and Bruce wins father of the year. Complete and utter fluff.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

AU - Sarah and Bryce are con artists, and need the help of a computer nerd

REUPLOADED WITH ORIGINAL AUTHOR'S PERMISSION! Lucius Malfoy, ex-Death Eater and father to a very demanding fifteen month old son, didn't think for an instant his life could get any harder than it already was. But when the Daily Prophet announces the Boy Who Lived is still missing, Draco and Narcissa are adamant he be found and brought to live with them. Read and review!

The only thing the Winter Soldier is sure of in the world is that the best pancakes have bosenberry syrup.

Just another year at Hogwarts for Harry. Yup. Except his new professor is definitely odd.

Darcy drags Jane to the common room in Avengers Tower to snoop on a newly arrived Bucky in order to determine where he falls on the sane-to-crazy scale, setting off a chain of events including eggs and glitter, sassy flirting, and deranged overprotection.

HP:DM. After Voldemort's death and the war's end, in a world where Draco's family are known dark wizards, Harry learns to live with the Malfoys. The Malfoys learn to live with Harry. The rest of the world learns to deal. ::sequel to Oath Breaker::

He tries to reach out to Steve, but he can't feel his arm. It's too cold. Everything is cold save for his blood and Steve's smile. Long after he forgets his own name, Bucky remembers "Steve."

Even the strongest of us need help sometimes, and occasionally, while helping others, we actually helping ourselves. Lucius Malfoy/Hermione Granger. AU. Drama. Romance.

he tastes like fire and steel and ash, like a thousand fractured yesterdays. she kisses him harder, long and deep, desperate and damaged, like a promise of tomorrow. - steve/natasha. 5 consecutive one-shots, some longer than others. timeline: post-avengers through post-winter soldier. [edit: the final one-shot has become a multi-chapter concluding arc.] COMPLETE.

In a world where Harry Potter died as a second year, Draco Malfoy goes back in time to raise him right.

Or Lucius Malfoy is sentimental and morose.

A very AU Severus/Harry mentor fic with Lucius as a friend as well. Petunia dies and the Dursley's flee Privet Drive along with Harry. They end up hiding in an unexpected place when the Hogwarts letter arrives.

The instant she said it, Lucius knew it was a lie. Lucius/Narcissa drabble

What does it mean to be Chosen? Activating the potentials changes everything, Buffy most of all.

The war has begun. The evil forces of Lord Voldemort have overrun Azkaban prison, and the Ministry of Magic and the Order of the Phoenix struggle to prevent the wizarding world from collapsing. Harry spends the summer cooped up in Grimmauld Place, but he really just wants to do something. Fortunately, the new Defence teacher helps the students prepare to fight the darkness.

Or: 5 Times Bucky Managed to Hide his Captain America Teddy Bear 1 Time Captain Ameribear was Found Out. Post-CA:TWS, where Bucky is living with Steve and trying to keep the fact that he has a Stevie Bear a secret. Not quite as ridiculous as it sounds. Sequel to "The Adventures of Bucky Bear"

330 years after her father saved her from a fate similar to that of her older brothers' by hiding her on Midgard, S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Hel Lokadottir, alias Darcy Lewis, finds herself in New Mexico monitoring a suspiciously active Bifrost. The last thing she expected to happen was for her meathead uncle Thor to arrive, throwing her perfect undercover life into total chaos.

Before the Malfoys and Weasleys were at the center of the largest feud in British Wizarding history, the two families had the oldest and most magically peculiar alliance since the 11th Century. Before the feud, the Weasleys were the stewards of their very magic. A tragedy in the spring of 1991 sees a renewed alliance, and their whole world changes. *see inside for warnings*

Love may be for children, but trust is for partners. Spoilers for Winter Soldier.

The good news is that the world isn't over, and Tony Stark isn't dead (along with 20 million other people). The bad news is that SHIELD is fried, Nick Fury is dead, and it appears that he's also acquired some new roommates. Takes place after The Winter Soldier. Spoilers ahead. And fluff.

The present may be the key to the past, but the past that is unlocked often changes how the present is perceived. Buffy stumbles upon her heritage and finds that disclosed secrets change more than she thought possible.

(CA:WS Spoilers) When Natasha arrives at the river, the Winter Soldier is pushing his hands into Steve's bleeding stomach, and he keeps repeating, "I know him."

AU, PT. Humor. Even the smallest of things can change the course of the future. Palpatine finds this out the hard way.

Everybody calls him Squid, and he has but one mission: destroy the Malfoy family. No one can take it from him – not the MLE, not Granger, and certainly not the ferret himself. However, they are welcome to try.

It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Padme Naberrie Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker look upon Mara Jade and Luke Skywalker.

Darcy Lewis - Hero Handler, Scientist Wrangler, and all-around Babysitter - her life in 26 chapters as prompted by the alphabet.

On Valentine's Day, 1974 Lucius Malfoy proposes to Narcissa Black. She changes his life, and her influence over him leads him to become a spy in the first wizarding war. His love for his wife, and later for his son, is his motivation in all he does and through that he creates a much safer future for them both. AU/What-If story with good Lucius. For Caitlin :)

Eliot stalks Methos a little. Methos returns the favour. It's like dating for dangerous people. A collection of drabbles. EliotSpencer/Methos.

Part 3/3 of the Stargazer Series. She's happy now. Just one more thing to make it all perfect.

This is a teaser for my AU Druna story "Reaching For You." It is written in response and honor to BellaPur's story "Princess" (See Favorites). The new world after Voldemort's defeat as seen through the eyes of Andromeda Tonks (nee Black). WARNING: There are spoilers here for the (hopefully) soon to be published above story. Pairings: DracoxLuna Other Pairings: Cannon

After his sterling work in Manhattan, Loki gets voted in as the next War.

[3] A group of mercenaries try to pull off an ambitious kidnapping, but only succeed in taking Artemis Crock and Richard Grayson. With the world watching Bruce Wayne, the League is helpless to act. Can the two young heroes save themselves without betraying their secrets? Set post-season one/pre-season two with original team. Canon pairings. Robin-centric *NOW COMPLETE*

When Severus Snape learns that Wormtail is about to betray Lily, he goes to the only person he can find that he knows will help prevent it. Sirius Black. They raise Harry together. AU. No slash.

First she had to break free. Now she has to find her feet. Part 2 of 3 of the Stargazer Series.

Maybe she'd been wrong. Maybe she was hiding from the wrong person. It couldn't hurt just to see him one more time before... Bruce/Talia. Post-'Son of the Demon' AU. COMPLETE!

ROTS AU…Mace Windu asks Commander Vill about a discovery he made in the private office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine…

"You're with the Malfoys now. And what do Malfoy's do?" "Survive." It's easy to deal with emergencies. It's when life picks back up again that you can fall flat on your face. She was there too. She knows. *10/9: Due to overwhelming support, now Part 1 of 3 of the Stargazer Series

In which Odin shows Loki what it is to have a loving father, and Loki's broken heart is healed through an act of kindness that shakes Asgard to its core.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

When Loki's world falls apart around him, he learns that sometimes you do get a second chance. Or, "Five Times Loki Didn't Save the World (and one time he did.)" Post-Thor, angst, trauma, violence. Tony/Loki. Complete.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. But what if Harry was Sorted into Slytherin? A very odd drabble. Slytherin Harry, adoption by the Malfoys, and more.

But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)

The Jedi Order was disbanded as part of the Rusaan Reformation and both Jedi and Sith have been extinct for 1000 years - or have they? Extreme prequels AU.

AU: During the events of the Avengers, Darcy and Steve (but mostly Darcy) hit Loki over the head (repeatedly) and release him from Thanos' control. Loki is eternally grateful. For Loki, gratitude means meddling. Darcy x Steve. Darcy!Loki!BFFs. CRACK

The moment Voldemort regained his body, the Old Religion cried out. For the first time in more than a thousand years, Merlin is called from the forward to right the balance once more. Disguised as a fifth year student, he must fight to stop Voldemort when it is not his destiny to do so.

Tony's not really handling his near death experience after the Battle for New York very well. He finds help and comfort in an unlikely source. Plenty of Tony and Steve feels to go around! Rated for language and mentions of character deaths. No slash, just bromance between these two lovely gents!

The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

Peter&Neal. Neal doesn't like violence, but he understands the necessity of it too.

Post-Avengers, Asgard has left Loki to the judgment of Earth. Loki faces justice for his crimes, and Bruce is there to witness, no matter how little he wants to be. But Bruce has reason to suspect that something isn't right. Warning: Execution, dark. No pairing.

Camp Half-Blood is tired of Mary Sues. Mr D. comes up with a solution.

When Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Child Protective Services, Snape is sent to adopt him. Mentions of abuse, but no details. NO SLASH.

This is a compilation of recorded reactions of our beloved Fellowship to common mistakes made by Mary Sues. If you are a Mary Sue, for Eru's sake read this. Those poor guys have enough on their plate without random OFCs dancing the samba with their sanity.

"Hello Abby. You're in great danger." A stranger's warning is only the beginning. When Abby disappears on her vacation in New York, the rest of the team must scramble to find her. But who is this mysterious man in the suit, and how does he seem to know their every move? McAbby, possibly Tiva later.

The original con artist stops by for a consultation at Bridgeport Brewpub.

There is no word for Buffy in Sindarin so the elves call her Dagnirel, the Bane Star, for she fell from the sky and her eyes glitter with diamond light. But no-one can stand before her when she bares her blades in battle and death is her gift.

Hermione Granger was always the retiring type but that doesn't explain why she's skived off from a Ministry function to take refuge from her father under a table. Draco Malfoy was known for a volatile temper but he hardly expected it to land him in a Muggle emergency ward, especially with his father standing over him, preventing his exit. However could they be connected?

At an Arthurian-themed Samhain celebration at Hogwarts, Ginny finally sees that despite all the promises and dreams of the future, she has already lost her darling Harry. For once, the youngest Weasley backs down... but not before she says a proper goodbye. Slash, implied het, Harry/Draco. Eighth-year fic, EWE. M only for caution and themes.

Luke and Thalia: Their story begins on a bus, and it never really ends.

It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.

"I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal!" Unbeknownst to a broken-hearted, outraged Loki, he and Thor were about to be equals in more ways than he would have *ever* have cared to know. Ever. In fact, Thor could very well have lived out the rest of his immortal life without knowing that particular detail. But hey- all's fair in love and war, right?

A small (minute, really) domestic moment in Malfoy Manor. In conjunction with my 'They Married Who' world, but can easily be read as a stand-alone. Post-war, AU, EWE?

In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.

When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.

What connects an Air Force Colonel, an FBI agent and a con man? Neal Caffrey.

Everyone agrees the war started with a tomato.

ROTS AU. What if events happened differently, yet much the same? Would Anakin's destiny be any different? Or do all roads lead to his fall? Oh, the ripples one small pebble can make.

The Ministry of Magic's new War Reparations Counsel determines the amount galleons owed by the Malfoy family and does a fairly poor job of it.

"Narcissa, dear, don't you realise that stars go out with a bang, and flowers just... wilt." / freeverse.

Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Girl likes boy. Girl likes another boy. Boy is the same person. —Robin/Artemis/Dick.

There are very few reasons why Loki would break down in front of all of Asgard. This was one of them. In which Asgard demands proof that Loki has a heart, and thus they break it. Post-Avengers

Thor and Loki's journey goes awry, and Thor learns that just because he is powerful doesn't mean he can always be the protector. In which Thor realizes that to be strong is to know defeat, and the worst battles are not won by blood.

... But It Wasn't My Fault . Edmund often seems to find himself in danger of his life. To finish up my Challenge fics, here are four times this didn't end in death, and one time it did, but it wasn't my fault. *Any warnings can be found on my user page*

After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason

A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...

Olivander isn't used to customers arriving so late in the day, but when Dumbledore imposes with a mysterious new teacher in tow, he can't resist the challenge of the smiling man's custom order.

Harry was taken in as a baby by Susan Pevensie, Queen of Narnia. Now, at eleven years old, it is time for him to begin attending Hogwarts. Gen.

"Edmund fades in winter but Susan will pale faster so that she can catch him when he falls." Susan Pevensie loves her brother. She will never forget that, even though she pretends to forget Narnia. Not really AU. An introspective piece on the Gentle Queen in the world which kills her brother. Beginning before Prince Caspian, and goes all the way to The Last Battle.

The inevitable, horrifying debriefing. "Is this some kind of hobby for you?  Planning our imminent destruction?"

Anakin's fall could have been so easily avoided. Five AU's.

But you're the only one that's mine. Loki believed that at its most simplistic, there were two choices in any given situation: the smart choice, and the Thor choice. Very seldom did the two overlap. Very, very seldom. Or: Thor gets himself into trouble. Loki gets him out of it. This is embarrassing.

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

Loki fell through a crack in the multiverse and landed in a reality where gods, of a sort, are still actively worshiped. He makes some alliances and builds himself an empire, becoming a 'good guy' in the process.

When Willow picks up on Voldemort's resurrection, the Council moves to aid Harry Potter in his struggle against the Dark Lord. Post-Chosen, Post-Goblet of Fire. Posted on TTH under user name LegacyWeapon.

Darcy willed the phone to ring. Warning: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE AVENGERS. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE AVENGERS. SERIOUSLY.

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Three years after Sunnydale went under, Voldemort's resurrection at the end of Goblet of Fire gains the Scoobies' attention. Xander and Spike are sent to help Harry. Life is about to get very interesting for all involved.

Angel the Series drabbles, Lindsey-centric, AUish, a few Leverage crossovers

After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.

AU during OoTP. Lucius Malfoy different from his father in one important way...

Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.

The Heroes of the world have a *BIG* problem when Robin - yes, Robin - is kidnapped from Gotham City Academy. The big deal, other than the obvious? He was Dick Grayson at the time!

Artemis has reason to believe that Robin, the Boy Wonder, attends Gotham Academy as well. All she needs is evidence. She enlists the help of Dick Grayson to track him down. Trolling commences.

For two minutes, the car was filled with writhing and caterwauling. Then blessed silence. John loved this game. Wee!chester fluff.

Secrets are like shadows, dogging your every step and following your every move. Everyone knows that you have them; it's just a matter of figuring out what they are. That was how she lived her life, dancing through shadows to conceal her own.

Draco and Buffy meet again after nearly ten years and reminiscence over that oh-so-funny time he tried to kill her. Post both series. One-shot!

Harry and Ron left one month after the final battle to 'find themselves'. Eight years later they returned as suddenly as they left, expecting Ginny and Hermione to have waited for them. Are they in for a shock!

Kevin Lynch wasn't born yesterday. But he was born just a few months prior. Just ask his mom and dad. One-shot.

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

In the middle of the battle, Draco realizes what's worth fighting for, and later, finds friends who will stand with him against a serial killer ex-Death Eater. And just maybe, Luna's not really loony. Chapter 67 - It all ends. Epilogue s posted.

Two men, one woman - a story as old as the world itself. A twist - two powerful wizards will clash over one brilliant witch. Love. Friendship. Rivalry. Deceit. Severus/Hermione, Lucius/Hermione. AU. DH partly ignored. Angst/Drama/Romance/A Bit of Humour.

Life's choices are unfair, difficult, and occasionally impossible. But to stand in inaction is to perish, and to perish is to fail. What determines survival, and ultimately success, is one's ability to adapt to the consequences of the action taken.

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

The team has to delve into the mind of an innocent bystander, one Mr. Bruce Wayne. It doesn't really go as planned.

T is for Troll; T is for Testing the Limit of Arty's Self-Control. Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon trolling Artemis Crock at school? Of course it was bound to happen. Requested by crunchydill on Tumblr. Part 2 of Satellites on Parade's 'Routines'.

Robin's been hiding a little secret. Or actually, a rather big, feathery secret. Because all little birds have wings, and all little aerialists dream of flight. Now with one hundred percent more zombie ninjas!

After the railway accident, Susan must identify the bodies of her brothers and sister and face the memories she has denied. Post Last Battle.

JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.

Hotch and Morgan discuss the soon-to-be newest addition to the BAU. Pre-series.

Slightly AU Not Epilogue compliant The Department of Magical Law Enforcement is checking up on all the former Death Eaters. Harry and Ron are sent to check on the Malfoys. And they also run into a Malfoy they weren't at all suspecting. Luna.

Hermione has a loving husband. Too bad she can't remember anything about him. Lucius/Hermione with a side pairing of Snape/Harry

Already struggling with her feelings for Lucius Malfoy, a breakthrough in her magic brings to life a man who forces Hermione to re-appraise her life and her needs. LM/HG/Captain Hook. M content. If you don't normally give crossovers a go, I hope you will trust me on this one. I sincerely hope it is not contrived. A personal favourite of mine.

Hermione tugged at the string holding the hood onto the boy's head, gingerly pulling the fabric back to reveal his face. Lying before her, barely recognizable beyond the swelling and the blood, but still very much himself, was Draco Malfoy.

Standing on Platform 9 3/4, Draco Malfoy reflects on his life after the war, his arranged marriage, and the happiness he has finally found.

A repository of small tales that span the entirety of Narnia's history, in no chronological order. Twenty-four: Narnia loses many things in its hundred years of sleep, and she is one of them.

Andromeda is supposed to be on the "good side" and Narcissa on the "bad side". But what does it matter what side you are on? War is war; Death takes without prejudice. Parallels between the wife of an Order member and the wife of a Death Eater. One-shot.

Is your character at risk of becoming a Mary Sue? Here's how to help avoid the fate of many Harry Potter OCs and stories. How to be interesting, but not overbearing.

Mace Windu decides that he's really rather tired of this duel.

Somehow, it seems that every time he turns his back, another teen moves into his Manor. Basically, five times Bruce adopted a superkid without his knowledge, and that one time he did it on purpose.

"Harry said you volunteered to watch over Malfoy. Was that a serious offer?" Sigh. "If the Order needs me to, I will." -8 Months, 19 Days- He ranted at me today about toasters. Said they were "evil blasted things" and walked away.

The Jedi still have no idea that he is the Sith Lord, and Palpatine thinks it's a little ridiculous.

Tiny sequel to The Other World. Pure fluff.

Most worlds are only parted by a line of fabric as thin and delicate as silk. Many cracks and passages exist between the different worlds, so one has to wonder why the Pevensies never found their way into this one. Perhaps they didn't know you had to die?

Hermione is out of her depth as the social secretary for the new Minister for Magic. Romance and hijinks ensue over plans for the Christmas Ball.

"They always knew, right from the start." The love story of Narcissa and Lucius Malfoy. one-shot

"It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was." Lucius Malfoy had a reputation, and not a particularly pleasant one at that. But it didn't matter, not to the people who did. Not to his family, and especially not to his son.

The tiniest wish can make all the difference. A Slytherin-sorted Harry, a not so soft Narcissa, and a very, very large familiar are just a few things to take note of when Severus does not see James Potter when he first looks at Harry. Hiatus: 1/12-3/12 .

FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Alone during a lull in the final battle, Hermione wanders through the forest, exhausted. She comes across an unexpected figure, as broken as herself. LM/HG. One-shot. M content.

"You know, this is the first time I've been on this side of a break in." Peter and Neal get caught up in a break-in at June's. Crackish.

Death Eaters. They're all guilty. They have to be. They just are. End of story. Right? They call it prejudice for a reason and pride has nothing to do with it. What will Hermione do when she is confronted with her own? LM/HG

Lucius gets caught indulging in a midnight snack. He has no choice afterwards, but to introduce the intruder to a delightful type of sandwich. Humor. Follows "The Drinks that Muggles Make."

After a misstep on a mission that nearly costs their brother's life, Tim and Damian get a chance to reassess their priorities.

Something's gone wrong in the Malfoy household and it breaks a father's heart. Dark subject matter

Tragedy left them both bereft. Thirst for revenge forced them to work together. Desperation drove them into each other's arms and a tiny spark grew into the scorching fire. Fate granted them a new chance in love and a child. LM/HG.OOC. Epilogue ignored.

A single scene: Fifty years later there's a prison, a guard, and roses. Susan has no regrets. updated 4/9/11

Susan; young, vulnerable and 21 years old is haunted by the ghosts of her past and her family and is challenged to do her own searching for truth.

SG1 as usual gets captured by the goa'uld. Just when they're getting ready to break out, someone else manages to get captured. Well, from a relative perspective.

Events after Prince Caspian. Susan was transported to Middle Earth. The question is why? Susan/Legolas

Set during "He Shall Thunder in the Sky." Nefret had been through some long nights in her time, but this promised to be the longest yet. Nefret/Ramses

She held up the food. "Brought you some dinner. I thought you could do with it." A little conversation set after Tap-Out Job.

Buffy writes a book about being the Slayer, and meets some interesting people in Flourish and Blotts. This story is Buffy/Snape.

Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And hitter, hacker, grifter, thief, mastermind. It had to be done, so I did.

Lucius Malfoy has errands in Diagon Alley, a child's birthday party to attend, and the duties of a devoted father.

There's one last person Leia needs to talk to before she can be sure of this decision.

Oh, look, just - show me that holo, OK?" Luke said irritably. "Yes, that one of your Mom. And, see - this - this is my father." Leia, still suspicious of him, took one look at his holo and paled. "Dad!" she exclaimed.

Severus and Lucius team up to save the wizarding world from an unspeakable horror...

Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...

After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.

What with Jadis' conquering Narnia, Father Christmas' banishment, an unwelcome journey, and some decidedly vindictive humor, this Christmas looks to be merry and bright... or then again, perhaps not.

I have come home at last! This is my real country! I belong here.” Post Season 5 and The Last Battle.

The Slayer was the monk's best bet to protect the Key. So they made Buffy a mother. Wishing for a demon-free life for her daughter and with many Slayers about now to do her job, Buffy decides to check out an offer from the Air Force. And their program.

Snape's last request was for Harry to listen to Lucius Malfoy and to trust him...but what Lucius has to say will change his life forever. AU. Post DH.

HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

drabble for penmage: Eliot has a secret, a secret which has enabled him to succeed at his life goals.

Buffy's first thought upon waking was: "Why is Giles wearing chainmail?" Buffy's dive off Glory's tower takes her somewhere she never expected.

*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...

He'd done many stupid things in his life, but getting himself caught and imprisoned had to be in the top ten. Possibly the top five. Edmund is in a bind.

AU. How Lindsey's life might have gone differently if Angel had handled him just a little bit differently at the end of 'A Blind Date'. Updated to proper format.

Once the battle at Hogwarts is over, Lucius is taken from his family and forced to declare Voldemort's demise to a surprising audience. Written for the Quill contest at The Hideaway.

Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?

After Bryce leaves Chuck drugged he needs a few things, food being high on the list, and what secret agent doesn't love a good sandwich?

Thalia Grace encounters Luke Castellan's soul trice over five hundred years. She thinks it might be a conspiracy, but as they say, death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it a little while. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Futurefic, Thalia/Luke.

Four years after the war, a chance encounter with a wizard Hermione hoped never to see again leads her to question her life and discover things about herself she had kept deeply buried. HG/LM. A tale of discovery. Older readers only, please.

Hermione grew up as the daughter of a long line of muggles. She didn't know that once upon a time her mother's family came from a long line of witches. What happens when one witch foresaw the magic skipping generations? M for later chapters. Slight AU/AR.

A story about old prejudices fading away into new desires how two opposites came together and managed to keep it quiet for almost 16 years. But what will everyone think when the beans are finally spilled?

As if the comment Obi-Wan had made to Luke about Anakin ‘dying’ when he became Darth Vader was literally true, a newly dead Vader wakes in a strange world—as a twenty-three year old again. Post ROTJ-See chapter 1 for full summary.*Anakin/Padme* AU

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

A Christmas Eve service, and a nighttime ritual, give Mr. Pevensie an insight into the lives of his children. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?

Written shortly after Deathly Hallows came out, in an attempt to free Hermione from the clutches of her marriage to Ron. Lucius Malfoy has a strange visitor who offers to spare Lucius's life if he marries Hermione. Problem: She already is married...

Peter expects any ally of the Narnian variety to be strange just on principle. But what arrives to assist Narnia at the battle against Miraz takes the cake. And the icing. And the plate the cake was sitting on! One-shot LotR crossover.

“Oh, calm down. It’s not like he’s decided to be a practitioner of the Dark Arts – oh no, wait a moment, you’d like that.” Scorpius has been Sorted, and Draco is unimpressed. Astoria, of course, is amused by all.

The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.

Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?

“Well, Master, I think I’ve found the one positive aspect of this situation.” “Which is?” “The Temple won’t have to pay the costs for our funeral pyres.”

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!

Hermione visits a certain Death Eater in Azkaban, intent on finding out why he does the horrible things he does. She is surprised by his answer - and even more surprised when she understands.

The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.

The missing Weasley daughter, long assumed dead, is found alive and well, and not far from trouble of the magical kind. COMPLETED - June 30th 2008

Late one night, right after RotJ, Leia meets a man who wants forgiveness. She thinks he'll get it. He's not so sure.

Edmund joins the fencing club.

In worrying about the friendship with Lex that had been lost, Clark discovers that maybe it was always there, just screwed up beyond easy recognition.

or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.

DH SPOILERS - Ever wonder what was going through Narcissa Malfoy's head when she lied to the Dark Lord about Harry being dead? And what happened when it became obvious that he was very much alive?

Set in the Oath Breaker universe, a quick window onto Merlin and Morgan.

BHP : After Buffy kills Angelus, what if instead of running from somewhere she was running to someone?

A forgotten body causes a chapter of mistakes for Harry Potter and the Slayers. Harry Potter crossover. WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! Spoilers for the BtVS S8 comics! Minor character death. COMPLETE!

Winchester isn't stupid. Dangerous, unpredictable and often reckless. But definitely not stupid. So there has to be a good reason that, knowing full well that he's on the FBI's radar, Dean Winchester brazenly walked into a Federal Building.

Completed, post DH, spoilers: After the battle, Lucius Malfoy visits Harry to talk to him. Thank you to Margherita and Claudia for the encouragement and proofreading! hugs

Spoilers for DH. Another oneshot to add to the burgeoning collection as a followup to Deathly Hallows. A certain portrait through the years.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

As Luke bends over his father's broken body, four Jedi decide to change the course of the future.

Hermione has had a crush on Lucius Malfoy since he saved her life. When a unique opportunity presents itself, she chooses to act. So does Crookshanks, her familiar.

A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?

During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.

Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.

He tasted naïveté on her lips, and his eyes closed as he relished the flavor of something that has been lost to him. Her world was glass, stunning and delicate, and he dragged the security of it closer as he pressed her against him. Narcissa X Lucius

Discontinued pending rewrite.

When Buffy is kidnapped by the Dark Lord himself, she finds herself pulled into a world she didn't know existed while fighting a destiny she never wanted.

LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!

Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.

Susan centric oneshot. A few months after the train crash, Susan spends a night coming to terms with what she has lost.

Everyone deserves a chance at redemption. Prisoner of Azkaban, Chronicles of Narnia crossover

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.

Hermione is kidnapped by a Death Eater. Her memory is erased and she falls to the charms of her cruel captor. But what is free will, when she can't remember why she should hate him or that it's wrong? Dark LM/HG book 7 AU

COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH

Leia is nothing like her mother, no one at all whispers.

Hermione finds there is more then one way to take the dark mark.

Crossover BtVSxHP. BuffySnape. The opposite of love is not hate. The two are actually rather... similar. COMPLETE

Harry Potter Buffy A temporary alliance is formed, events take place, and Severus tells the tale.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

FFA 761…BuffyJason Bourne. You can't run forever.

A reposting of the story by Malli. More chapters posted as I edit them for . See my Author Bio for more details. COMPLEATE

FFA 30 at TTH. BuffyLucius Malfoy. Full Title is: Ass Kicking is Just Another Way to Describe Foreplay...title says it all.

COMPLETE. HP-BTVS crossover. Buffy interupts a game of Quidditch.

HP/BTVS xover. Some changes are good, some bad - it's all a matter of how one perceives it. And death doesn't necessarily mean you're finished. Follow the journey of a young woman's adjustment to the greatest change she never asked for, life. Mix in a n

An ancient ruin on a deserted island brings SG1 into contact with the Scoobies. Is the threat extra, or subterrestrial? Post season 7 of Buffy, Stargate season 5

If only Harry Potter can defeat Voldemort, what do the Scoobies do when they find him first? OneShot

*Complete* BTVS/HP Crossover. How on earth was Giles meant to tell Buffy that she wasn’t, and never had been, the Slayer?

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..