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 Author has written 1 story for Bleach. Age: Between the gates of those foresaken. Personality: Unbelievably bi-polar in the sense that is not. I am an unmotivated writer and a so-so(*cough* really bad *cough*) artist who loves and hates criticism. I do however have expirience with writing... 80% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 20% who would sit there eating popcorn and screaming "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!" then copy and paste this on your profile !!!!!!!! This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. I AM AN ULQUIORRA FAN-GIRL!!!!!BEWARE!!!!!!! |
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Music to my Heart by Cerice Belle reviews
Orihime and Ulquiorra live at opposite ends of home life, school, and personality, but when music brings them together, do they embrace it, or try to push away their past and present that threatens to engulf them? Ulquihime, AU, a bit of OOC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,468 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Mrs Sakura ? by Frida-Froz reviews
Sakura goes shopping with Ino, but comes across a weird store. Meeting the hypo but two sided fortune teller Anak. With her spell Anak sends Sakura through a test to see who she really belongs with. SakuXeveryone! R&R! Idea is from KalliopeStarmist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Different Type of Cinderella Story by mew luchia reviews
Sakura is forced to wait on her Step-family and the prince in forced into a marriage and taking the crown he doesn't want. Now a ball is held to find a bride for him. Not only that but two Dukes and their sons have come to visit. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,410 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Broken Wings and Cigarettes by solisandluna reviews
Sherlock has been missing for two years. So when he is found in a cellar, tortured and raped, how will John help him recover? Can he get over the shock and guilt of seeing his seeing his friend so abused? And can Sherlock be fixed? Darkfic! NC-17
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,298 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Strictly Business by Otaku786 reviews
The cons of this job: 1 He had no acting experience. 2 He'd practically be selling his body. 3 He'd never even considered being gay, so how the hell was he supposed to HAVE SEX WITH A BOY ON CAMERA? The pros:...The money. -Summary inside;NOT PWP!-
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,219 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
Who I Am by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Ulquiorra must learn to live as a human in the world of the living, but can a hollow ever truely become human again? And will the Soul Society allow such a thing to go unpunished?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,899 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Room Thirteen by OverlordYue reviews
Matt, the bright, and happy newest member of Wammy's. Mello, the veteran, and rather bitter second place student. These two are forced to share a room, and slowly their shells must crack open for one another. MxM. Reviews appreciated.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,213 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - [Matt, Mello]
May I by OmgItsPocky reviews
"Mom... Ar-Are angels...Pink?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,579 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Coming back by Fiji Dreamer reviews
Sequel for "Missing Him", set 3 years after Reichenbach. Molly and John have raised Sherlock's daughter and are happily married. They have no idea of the shock they are about to get. John/Molly, Sherlock/Molly, Sherlock/Irene. Now complete !
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,622 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forget me not by flames.of.wonderland reviews
caught in an accident sherlock temporarily looses his memory. seeming and acting like a completely different person john slowly realises how much he misses him and how he's determind to get his sherlock back. reviews and critisism is highly appriciated :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Onna by green3040 reviews
Orihime and her friends are yet again asked to return to Hueco Mundo to assist the soul society in creating a base within Los Noches now that most of the arrancars have fled. There they discover a child with the same name and looks as the late 4th espada.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Allergic to Soy by Skyskater reviews
My life sucks. Gay roommate, no food in the fridge, I hate my university major but I'm too stubborn to do anything about it, and...oh, hey, that barista over there is pretty cute. GrimmUlqui, coffee shop romance, T for language
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,230 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Pure of Heart by Saphireanime reviews
She healed him because he was hurt and she had the power to help, paying no heed to the fact he was a Taiyoukai. facinated by her selflessness he found himself desiring her pure soul that called to his tainted one. *Possessive Sesshoumaru* rating will up
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,948 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Emerald Teardrops by OedonWrithe reviews
Orihime dies from an accidental fall, and to save her from becoming a hollow, Aizen turns her into an Arrancar. An unexpected turn of events results in a hostile meeting with Ichigo and friends. In their eyes, she really is a traitor now. Ulquihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Masquerade at Las Noches by randomfan17 reviews
The costume party that Aizen starts ends up crazy for Orihime and Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
If I could fly by smylealong reviews
Orihime is leading a dual life. One within the walls of her house and one outside them. They are neatly divided. But what happens when the boundaries she created threaten to break merging her worlds? All because of one man who wouldn't leave her side.AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,136 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Puppet Master's Return by Swissgal16 reviews
Sasori has been revived, along with the other members. But how? Sakura is being sent on a mission to infiltrate the Akatsuki by convincing them to let her join, so that she can find out who did this. But soon, things seem to take a different turn...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,539 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Insanity's Smile by Yukihana Hisako reviews
It's a shame the villagers of Suna never thought about the term "self-fulfilling prophecy". Maybe more of them would have survived.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Gaara - Complete
Missing him by Fiji Dreamer reviews
Post Reichenbach. As everybody is gathered for Sherlock's funeral, Molly Hooper is about to make a shocking revelation. Sherlock/Molly & John/Molly. NOW COMPLETE !
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,711 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Pleasurable? by Onezumi Daisuke reviews
Orihime has something she'd like to try, but is unsure whether Ulquiorra will allow it. Very mature content, please be advised.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
What's the Story, Morning Glory? by Ohmerta reviews
A short piece originally intended for the celebration of Gaara's birthday that never quite hit the printing presses. A look inside one morning shared after a night of celebration. Easily a summary of their unorthodox relationship. Extended summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Weird stuff happens here by randomfan17 reviews
Sesshomaru is cursed by a witch and decides his brothers miko is a good route to ridding himself of it. Better summary inside.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,720 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
To Find the Heart by MistressArafaxdeep reviews
Dark spin to Ulquiorra and Orihime's relationship while she's imprisoned in Las Noches. Lemony goodness. Orihime is punished when she doesn't eat her food.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Soul Seeker by Alamrin reviews
"What is a soul?" He raised a pale, white hand to her chest, resting a cold finger in the tiny indentation just below her neck. "Show me your soul, Inoue Orihime... and give me mine..." A retake of episode 266 before Ichigo crashes in. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Secrets Of A Cherry Blossom by KaciePie reviews
Sakura has a secret she doesn't want anyone to find out but when the chuunin exams come around her secret got harder to hide until a certain red head found out. GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,397 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Secret Seducer by Rairakku Hana reviews
Orihime can only wonder if telling Rangiku about her naughty dreams provided the catalyst to make them all come true. Sometimes even the impossible can happen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,179 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Watermelon by sourw0lf reviews
Gin invited Toshirou to a friendly picnic with his weakness - watermelon. Will the temptation get to Toshirou? Or will Toshirou be the temptation? Yaoi, MalexMale, ShiroGin.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Dance with me reviews
Ulquiorra is a latin dancer and a violinist. Orihime is a fumbling idiot with a strong will to dance.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra