To start my name is Dani and I like to write about the Percy Jackson and the Olympians (PJO), and The Kane Chronicles (both by Rick Riordan), the Twilight Saga ( by Stephenie Meyer), The Wolves of the Beyond, and The Guardians of Ga'Hoole (both my Kathryn Lasky), The Song of Fire and Iceseries (by George R. R. Martin), The Unwind Trilogy (by Neal Stusterman), and The Hunger Games Trilogy. (Suzanne Collins). I also like to write about various video games that I have played. examples are Zelda, Mario (any game with any character from the Mario universe), Pikmin, Tales of Symphonia/Tales of Symphonia Dawn of the New World, Sonic, and Kingdom Hearts.
I like reading, writing, singing, playing sports and about 1 gazillion other things. : )
I might not be writing stories for all of the things listed above, but I will try to write about most of them if i have good ideas for a story.

My username is an inside joke. My friend and I were naming different types of pie because we didn't know what to talk about. We had already named all of the "normal" types of pie (apple, pumpkin, ect.), so I said orange pie as a joke. Now we say orangepie to each other sometimes and we laugh our heads off.

I love having people read my stories and leaving reviews. I will take your thoughts into consideration so feel free to leave your opinions. Please note that the more stories I write, the better they will get, so please don't flame my early stories for being bad. I'm not the best writer, and i will admit that. Please read my stories and leave reviews. No flames. I will read your stories in return if you are polite, but not if you are rude. So once again, PLEASE no flames.

I have a secret. My friend is Winnie the Pooh. Yeah! i Know your jealous! lol : ) (smiley face!)

This is a list of the future books I would like to write and the books i've already written.

1. The 3 Pyramids (ended)

2. Steve, The mighty Red Leaf Pikmin (started, but not posted)

3. The Thunder Bird (to be written after #2)

and others that may come to mind later. : )

By the way, my Bleh is better than your Bleh! if you think your Bleh is better than my Bleh, copy and paste this to your profile. Bleh!

I love inside jokes, but not if I'm outside of them. I also LOVE to make inside jokes with my friends. : )

Annoying things to do in an Elivatior. Read this. Very funny :)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Quotes!

"Boys are like trees... it takes them fifty years to grow up."

"Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes."

"Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."

"I spilled Spot remover on my dog; now he's gone."

"Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion to one"

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Always remember, that you are always unique. Just like everyone else."

"I seemed to have lost my Common Sense... Have you seen it anywhere?"

"If two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese?"

Funny Fobias

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words Doctor: "You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia." Patient: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Androphobia- Fear of males A guy wakes one morning, "OMG!!!"

Unatractivephobia- Fear of ugly people You walk outside to your car and some old ladies walking down the street and you run inside screaming.

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful woman A guy looks at his fiance

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting Teacher: "Bobby, it's time to SIT DOWN OR ELSE." Bobby: "It's alright, I'm not *yawn* tired, I'll stand."

Sophophobia- Fear of learning Mom: "Honey, what did you learn today?" Kid: "MOMMY!! DON'T SAY THE 'L' WORD!!!"

Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public A famous person. Signing autographs. Ouch.

Scolionophobia- Fear of school Kid: "But Mommy, you're a teacher, what do you mean you don't like school?" Mom/Teacher: "I can just hear all those fingernails on the chalkboard!!"

Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking Wife: "Just think how wonderful a trip to Paris would be..." Husband: "I WON'T DO IT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"

copy and paste thingys:

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are frequently told to be quiet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile(yes, i do!)

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.(yeah)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!( i do all the time!)

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

the finale

And next are my stories . . .

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