Albernheit
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Joined 08-17-10, id: 2500185, Profile Updated: 04-05-17
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

I always thought it a very great pity that JK Rowling was eaten by nargles before she could complete the Harry Potter series.

Ahem.

333 hours: One-shot in which I take a closer look at the misguided youth of a Moste Evile (?) Dark Lord and notice a lot of confusion. Someone put it in there, but why?

Reconnaissance: Recently un-petrified Hermione Granger is seeing the magical world with new eyes. There are consequences. Trust is a habit of a lifetime but she adjusts. Then she turns her attention at herself. And is surprised.

A series of serendipitous ideas: one-and-two-shots and plot bunnies.

5-4-17 Update: RL gave me a bad case of runaway muse.

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I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 12,639 - Follows: 14,586 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Brothers By Choice by Ravyn reviews
Bonds between brothers can break – but James Potter has never been one to give up and neither are the Marauders. How would the world have changed if instead of trusting Dumbledore, they'd trusted themselves? Maurader Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
What the Beekeeper Saw by hophophop reviews
"What are bees doing in here?" "Buzzing."
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Joan W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 5,305 - Follows: 1,807 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
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Reconnaissance reviews
Or how to find one's way in a new world when secrets contain more secrets and trust is a questionable habit. AU, begins at the end of CoS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,038 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hermione G.
A series of serendipitous ideas reviews
AU Collection of one-shots: Psyche was destined to love a monster. So was Bellatrix Black. Psyche was saved by Amor. And Bella?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bellatrix L.
333 hours, or: The time it takes to pilfer a goat reviews
A Dark Lordling questions his stratagems. Are they supposed to do that? One-shot. Rated T for offensive syntax, Bad Words and explicit mention of Bad Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete