!_Official License_!

Name: Gluelle Snifferton

Resident Of: EatMyShorts

Eye Color: Blue-Gray

Hair Color: Pink

Height: Short

Weight: Doesn't eat

Occupation: Fruit Merchant, Fisherman, Archaeologist, and Town Drunkard

Complaints from other residents(?):

Anonymous says: Learn how to use a net before you start thwarting it around, ffs.

Anonymous says: Where did my garden go???? :'(

Nook says: When will she pay off her mortgage? I'm beginning to think she likes that rathole of hers!

Blathers says: The museum lacks a patron...And, well, it has come to my knowledge that Gluelle has acquired quite a few fossils, hoo... Might I suggest a word with her, perhaps, a few short words of encouragement?

Anonymous says: Letters from Gluelle are like diet soda. They don't make sense, you get what I'm sayin', quacko?

Gracie says: I demand that this crude graffiti be removed from my car IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! *sob sob* It's hideous...

Resetti says: Reset counts? Yeah, you're over a hundred. STOP RESETTING YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE CREEP!!!!!!11!!!! *RAGEMOAR*

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