Yo, MNZTR.012 hee-yahh!

So lemme get this thing straight...

1st

Got into fanfiction and got myself in fanfiction...

2nd

I'm now writing this sentence...

3rd

Wonder what i'm gonna do next...

THE SHOJO INFO

Name: Nozomi Gojo (as I call mahself)

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Nationality: EARTH-IAN!!!!!

Address: STALKER!!!!!!!!!

Well that's all there is too it then...-.-

If you think that Hidan is seriously badass and fucking amazing and you are waiting for him to crawl out of the dirt and kick Shikamaru's bony ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke is gay and deserves to die, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sakura is a manly bitch and deserves to die next to Sasuke, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Kakashi is also pretty badass and fucking awesome and should become Hokage, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Naruto will kick Sasuke's ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Kabuto is actually a pretty nice guy-HOLD A SECOND. He isn't anymore.

If you think that Akatsuki is the most fucking badass group ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Hinata is a whiny, attention-seeking whore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Gai and Lee are awesome, not gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Asuma and Jiraiya and other cool dead people like Zabuza and MAYYYBE Haku should come back into the series, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke is VERY gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Gaara is a misunderstood, pretty badass Kazekage, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Kiba is badass, nuff said, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Temari is the most badass female character in the series, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Matsuri should get a life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Yaoi pairings are kind of stupid, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Tobi should come back instead of Madara, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Itachi is badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Deidara and his hands are badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Naruto is the best fucking anime series ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

THE LATEST LANGUAGE SKILLSLEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES

English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka

English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King

English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?

English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni

English: Your price is too high!!!
Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!!

English: Did you go to the beach?
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?

English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni

English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?

English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?

English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?

English: They have arrived
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum

English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu

English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei

English: Stay out of sight
Chinese: Lei Lo

English: whew! does this bathroom stink
Chinese: HU FLUNG DUNG?

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_-