A funny story about the gang and their lives in the mall. And is Jonesy having the hots for Nikki? *oneshot*

Sollux, Mituna, and Simon Captor all move into a new house. It's a mansion and Sollux has no idea how his father managed to afford it. It's just good luck, right? Wrong. Soon the Captor family finds the ghosts of the Amporas, who used to live there. Things happen, and I might give away the whole plot if I say any more. Ships will be Erisol, Crotuna, and Dualpsii.

Human!Stuck, Erisol. Two boys who had known (hated) each other back in high school are now rooming together in college, and they come to find that there may have been more to their feelings from way back when. It also turns out that Eridan has a secret-one that Sollux never would have guessed. -There are triggers in this story-

Dirk Strider is the First Prince of his Kingdom, and next in line to the throne. With the human population dwindling away to nothing, and his older brothers madness growing stronger everyday. Dirk must make decisions that could lead to the downfall of his Kingdom and the loss of his friends, All he wishes is for his younger brother Dave to be safe, falling in love was not the plan.

Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Warning for explicit sex, incest, non-consent, violence, and other acts of horror! Read at your own risk.

"It's true. You shouldn't change any part of who you are. The Rikki I fell in love with is the Rikki you are now and I don't wanna lose her." says Zane.

Dave Strider has saved you from a Life or Death situation, and even /better/, he LOVES you dearly. As you heal, you grow closer and closer to him, and vise versa. Dirk Strider approves of you, and even wants you to move in! could life get any better?

Sollux Captor may be blind, but as a child he discovered something that no other human has ever laid eyes on- the existence of merpeople. Can a friendship between a human and sea dweller withstand the test of time and all of the obstacles life has to offer, especially when deeper feelings develop? Rated M for later chapters.

When the circus comes to visit Newark city, Sollux is made to take his older brother Mituna out to see the Dark Carnival. However, the Captors get more than they bargained for when Mituna goes missing after the show. Makaras x Captors. Mature rating for: Drug use, domestic violence, murder and smut.

Cronus Ampora is a high school delinquent, who only cares about is own well being. His life solely consists of sex,drugs and rock and roll. But everything changes the moment he meets Mituna Captor: A very peculiar high-school sophomore and a person he never expected to ever have such a big influence on his life.

(Prequel to Christmastime with the Strider-Lalondes) Dirk and Roxy get shitfaced while celebrating their birthday together and accidentally make a person or two. Warning for explicit content.

TW smut in later chapters. Sollux Karkat. Kind of depressing. Humanstuck. Multi Chapter.

Takes place between seasons 2 and 3. The girls are all split up this summer and it's the first full moon that they will not be spending together. The story focuses on Rikki and the time she spends with Zane the night of the full moon. What happens when Rikki is entranced by the full moon at a time of intimacy between her and Zane? What transpires after the full moon?

Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?

Your name is Sollux Captor, you just got into a matesprit with Eridan Ampora. But he's been kidnapped! You and your friends must save the stubborn, snarky, asshole of a troll. But will you get there in time is the question? Will Eridan still be the same after? This is alternate universe. They will still be trolls, be a OOC, and will attend school. And Kankri will shut the hell up.

Cleo didn't understand how things could be so wrong. She had always been Lewis' science partner until one absent day ruined everything. Now he was taking mysterious trips to Mako Island with the new girl Rikki, and Zane Bennett, his sworn enemy. What was he hiding that he couldn't share with his best friend? Was he secretly dating Rikki, or were darker forces at work in his life?

Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story

I see Lil man has a fanfiction account. Enjoy one of my stories

Dave and Bro just moved to the town of Skaia, here they live above Bro's business partner Roxy, with her sister Rose, and to Dave's interest Rose's half brother: Dirk. Feels are shared, complicated loves told, and of course ironic displays to be had. But Dave can handle all that, right? DirkxDave sloppy make outs with other pairings ahead, M for language and definite smut.

{Humanstuck AU} Karkat is in trouble. All his friends think he has a boyfriend, and expect him to bring his 'mystery man' as a date. When Karkat finds a fake date in the form of Sollux Captor, he think he's off the hook. Of course, being a cocky prick, Sollux doesn't make playing the role of his 'fake' boyfriend very easy. Karkat isn't falling in love with him, not at all. Solkat.

John and Dave have been basically lifelong enemies. The boys are now in high school and hate each other just as much as they always have. But when they find themselves making an unexpected deal to satisfy new cravings, they both begin to question if the hate that's always burned inside for each other has really always been hate.

Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company?

The trolls of Homestuck have ended up on Earth. More specifically, Seiyo, Japan, and they all have guardian eggs. When Amu and Tadase happen to find them, thanks to a certain "sort of radar", the trolls end up in Seiyo Academy, which is now holding from elementary to high school, as "special transfer students." Also, Easter is after the troll's eggs.

A humanstuck fanfiction revolving around Eridan and Sollux. It's all because of a forgotten book that they had a chance meeting in the library. Rated M for erisol

Raising a little cool kid had some struggles involved. Like having to explain the necessity of the shades and having to teach the little man to conceal his feelings, but it could also be very rewarding. The Strider bothers were best friends, but eventually, the little man has grow up, and the big man, Broderick Strider might be left in the dust.

Jake and John are on an expedition with Jade and Jane, to find ruins from an ancient culture. The last thing they expect to find when they go to buy some horses for the trip are the Strider brothers, who share a dark secret. DirkJake, JohnDave Twinstuck. Rated M for later chapters.

Analiese has spent her entire Earthly life alone, with no one to care about her. Not even an angel or devil has cast so much as a glance at her. But a chance encounter with a dragonfly brings her to a world she never knew he was a part of. A devil that had been trapped in her human form since she was a baby. Will she ever figure out why?

Cronus decides to have a look at Kankri's husktop and finds something very interesting/cronkri/smut

Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

Kankri somehow gets stuck in the window, Cronus helps him ;) Crokri Cronus/kankri

A little Humanstuck DaveKat Kismesis/Matesprit (Quadrant flip) fluff/potential eventual smut thing.

The Scouting Legion is having a day-off and celebrating the 1st expedition of the new recruits. Getting drunk and playing games,the 104th trainees decided to play a game, truth or dare. Reiner dared Eren to do things that he didn't like,Jean is in denial, and Levi are angry. Now, Eren's sure that his life could never be normal. not that his life is normal from the start.

After the execution of The Signless, the Grand Highblood is visited by a vision of the troll he killed. Soon, the spirit of the candy red blooded troll shows visions of his past to his executioner, visions that will bring the Signless' past into view as well as the Highblood's. (Ancestors are refereed to by their Pre-Scratch names at times. Possible spoilers for Homestuck).

Gumball is forced to attend Candy High; a school made for Special kids with Special talents. Gumball's hate for his life can't be measured, especially if you add Marshall Lee to the mix! To Marshall, the young rock star, Gumball is his new source of entertainment. How will Gumball cope with his new environment? And what're those new feelings to Marshall? Rated M just to be safe!

Bro Strider and Granda Harley, which is to say Dirk Strider and Jake English, have not seen each other for many, many years. Each think the other has forgotten the love that still hurts and burns inside them. Nightmares haunt them both, and all Jade and Dave know is their guardians miss someone dear to them. And they are determined to fix that. R: M for smut JakeDirk. I own nothing

Boys' Love. One-Shot. Humanstuck!AU. SolBro. All Sollux Captor wanted in life was some kind of semblance of normality.

AU, Modern world. Ciel is a boy with a rare heart condition. Problem is, he hates his doctor, so his parents find him a new one. Ciel is immediately attracted to the handsome man, but what will happen when this new doctor finds out exactly why Ciel left his old one?

Just a fic about three people trying to get John into their pants but also trying to make sure that he is okay and oh! Post shrub so the problems with John is just the things that happened in the game but mostly about his dad and the trolls that will be mentioned will be human.

Levi is a poledancer and happens to be secretly head over heels towards the vocalist of The Shifter, Eren Jaeger. Their love story begin at a nightclub where Rivaille's going to perform and Eren happens to be at the front row at his station….. Prompt from honeysprites on tumblr.

Continuation of Raining Blood in London. Sollux meets up with a pair of brothers who open his eyes to a more secret part of the paranormal world and train him for their needs, which includes a needed blood thirsty vampire to clear a large part of London for their plans. Sollux runs into Kanaya again who also needs his help with getting rid of a problem inside the underground world.

Dirk, was waiting for Dave, to come home one day from John s house. But as soon as he gets home, things start to get rather "sensual" for the young Strider, rather than his usual walk in, ignore everything routine. ((ITS YAOI STRIDERCEST! DONT LIKE DONT READ! EASY AS THAT! ALSO I PUT MY BELOVED CLIFFHANGER BWAHAHAHA!)) Enjoy !

Cronus has a horrible home life, and is tormented constantly at school. When his life is saved by a mysterious stranger he finds himself trying to learn more about the enigma that is Kurloz Makara. Rated M for attempted suicide, abuse of substances, and other such things. Sadstuck, Cronus x Kurloz

Human!Stuck Erisol fanfiction, Eridan Ampora moves back to his home town to start his freshman year only to find that his childhood friend Feferi has a mysterious new boyfriend by the name Sollux Captor. Eridan/Sollux side Cronus/Mituna, Dualscar/Psiionic, Gamzee/Karkat, Kankri/Kurloz, Grand Highblood/Sufferer (signless). Many more to come.

Ciel has grown tired of being the small, helpless child everyone sees him to be. Sebastian tries to understand the young earl's perspective of things. What will happen when one silent wish suddenly shows them both a newer perspective of things? And what will they learn about each other that they've never known before? PLEASE REVIEW!

Eridan is dating Karkat. They both love each other but then Sollux comes and makes them both question their feelings for the other. They both find they like Sollux while Sollux likes Eridan and has for awhile but then there's Dave who also likes Sollux and Sollux who also may be possibly falling for Dave. What's going to come of this immense tangle of love?

Hitting on Rufioh Nitram while Horuss was around was possibly the worst idea you've ever had. Hitting on Dirk Strider immediately after, however, was probably the best. Crodirk.

What have Jonsey and Nikki been up to?

(Please read the A/N chapter for details!) Do you think the world is a beautiful place? Have you been told sweet stories of happiness and love? Yes? Well none of that crap is true. We're born alone, we live alone, and we die alone - love is a lie we make up along the way to keep ourselves sane. Your name is John Egbert, and you learned all of this the hard way.

Sollux was never happy with the idea of having to move to Florida but before he could have a say in it he was on a plane with his dad and brother. When they landed he was greeted by his new family. He was unaware that he had caught the eye of a hipster wannabe. Will he give in to the Hipster's love or will he throw that love down the drain. Slight mentions of CroTuna. M for lemons

When 17 year old Castiel Novak meets 18 year old Dean Winchester, he can't help but be caught off guard. Dean can't talk, due to some traumatic events that took place in his past. Castiel offers his help, being the only other person in the school who knows sign language and he feels himself quickly starting to fall for the guy. He has a feeling that he's in for one hell ofa year

Earth. A place full of things people can't explain. But one thing humanity has come to accept is the fact they are not alone. Not only do humans walk the earth, but so do demons, creatures of the night. Join a few people as they live in this world, whether they be human, demon, or angel. Sort of a Demonstuck, Rated M for violence, language, and other stuff.

Sollux is working a job as a criminal investigator. Eridan is a homicidal murderer. While hiding from each other, they end up finding each other in a dangerous dance of hatred and the impact of law. TW: Violence

Mituna and his younger brother Sollux grew up together and now live in a apartment Sollux has to work to pay off the rent because of Mituna's mental problems can't allow him to hold a job. Now Mituna gets a job at a small cafe and has to serve its regular customer Cronus Ampora, the man who constantly harrases him at school ((Bad summary, M for sexual themes later on))

Cronus/Kankri [Red Rom, Cross Dressing, Lingerie, Xeno (Tentabulges/Nooks), Hermaphrodite Trolls] Kankri couldn't believe what he was doing. How did he even come up with such a triggering and embarrassing thing to do? Oh that's right, because his matesprit is Cronus Ampora and that explains just about everything that needs to be known.

What do you do when Kankri leaves you alone with his boyfriends little brother? You play twister. You didn't needs a fucking babysitter anyways… though he does have a great ass…..

Cronus walks in on Kankri wearing nothing but a tank top, and panties, panting his nails, and holly shit was it hot

It's mating season in the bubble, and Cronus literally has to lock himself away, for fear of harming his already fragile relationships. However, a certain redblood cares a little too much for his health, not completely aware of the consequences... Strange things ensue, though Cronus really does try not to lie a hand on his friend. (rated M for shameless smut and crokan )

John Egbert is the new kid in town. He just moved to Texas with his sister, Jade, and his cousin, Jake and is ready to make new friends when he meets cool as can be Dave Strider. Dave Strider is ultimatly the most untouchable person in school, with his natural good looks and unreadiable personality he sparks Johns intrest and John makes it his goal of the year to befriend him.

"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen- the circus is in town! Enjoy the performance, stay in your seat, and remember- NO BRATS ALLOWED." The mysterious Cirque du Rivaille has come to town, and Eren Jaeger is first in line to see the cursed show. AU. Ereri, ErenxLevi. Yaoi.

As if it wasn't hard enough to lose all his memories and wake up in a completely unfamiliar place, John now has to remember who he used to be, all while being judged on his eternal placement in the afterlife. With his gun-happy roommate, and shade wearing douchebag of a friend, they begin to uncover their pasts, and learn they may not all be strangers to each other. DaveJohn AU.

Karkat is waiting for his boyfriend to get home. In a fit of rage, they discover a new kink they both share.

Karkat mouths off in class and gets a very interesting detention with nis teacher.

"Would you ever write a fic with one of the boys beginning to self harm and the others finding out while having sex?" - Anonymous Dave isn't as thick skinned as his brothers and takes the teasing about his genetics a lot harder. He goes and finds relief through other methods until Dirk finds out. Dirk/Dave primarily with Bro/Dave near the end.

Dave Strider is your average 16yr old boy. That is... Until he finds a picture of his older brother and begins developing not so brotherly feelings towards him. Will Dave get over this crush? or will he be broken beyond repair when Dirk finds a boyfriend of his own? - Dave's POV - Incest, Boyxboy, Self harm - Other ships suggested - Don't like, Don't read.

Riren. Levi X Eren (Boy X Boy) Rated M for smut. Levi has a strange way of teaching kids not to touch him. I guess I was on crack when I wrote this. (First attempt writing smut) O O

EriKar smut. There isn't as plot, but there ARE tentabulges.

John's crush on Bro seemed like it would be hopeless, but his afternoon while waiting for Dave changed his perspective of it. Rated M for sexual activity.

Just one knock and the door opens, the monsters run wild and take over. Too bad they are uninvited guests, and too bad someone is already waiting for them. It's even more fun when one of their own intends to devour them whole. Levi/Eren.

Welcome to Skai Asylum where we get into the heads of some of the most troubled children here. But their pasts and why their here are the least of your worries. Patients have been going missing, and no one's asking questions. Every patient here has a high risk of being taken so no one talks. No one gets visitors. And most importantly no one leaves.

Eridan visits Karkat's house one day, and finds a surprise that makes him a very happy sea dweller indeed. Nsfw, EriKri.

Bro sits up on the roof, thinking over a letter he had written to himself when he was young. A simple letter holds so much fear and worry for the Strider though he wishes to find some peace of mind before tomorrow comes. (Rated T for swearing though it's not bad.)

just a little rp i did on msparp, the title it stupid but whatever

Bunnystuck! Homestuck characters are all human and they are all members of a club well known to the men with money. Let's just say, this is a tale involving alcohol, romance and occasionally a stripper. Rated M for use of language, sex and violence.

EvilxFlippy. Warnings inside. Excerpt: "Evil laughed gleefully, then turned his gaze right onto his other half, meeting the emerald orbs. He smirked, only this time there was another factor in that expression. Affection? Amusement? Joy? Lust? "Flippy, why would I toy with her when I have you waiting? Granted, her fear was delicious, but nothing can compare to yours, love."

In the small, sleepy town of Emerose, life seems ideal for Syo Kurusu and his five best friends. That is, until his peaceful, content life is shattered and scattered by the wind when a mysterious killer arises. They call them self 'The Perfectionist'. Bits of romance here and there/overall not happy/partner pairings/mainly SyoNatsuki

JohnKatDave Smut. That's all.

Dave seems like the total coolkid but in reality it's hard for him to even get outta bed sometimes. John's this adorakable kid he meets online that he instantly falls for. John sees something he shouldn't have, the fighting and what it does to Dave. The bruises and the cuts on him. This sends John into a mini shock and actually upsets him drastically. Bro does love Dave to death!

Eridans not cut out to be a real hunter so his Father Dulescar lets him be a watcher, someone who collects information. His current task is collecting Information on the Shady Vampire Sollux Captor, when they meet their worlds go upside down. Rated M for later Smut, BoyXBoy, whatever you call it. dont Like it dont read it, simple as that.

Sollux just wanted to get through another terrible event known as Eridan's choice for Movie Night. Sollux finds him after an hour of waiting, sitting in his room. But the events that go down in those few hours start to make both Eridan and Sollux question their sexuality and their relationship. Rated M for future XSmutX Sollux X March Eridan

Dave; Home, tired, and feeling needy. Karkat to save the day!

Your name is Dirk Strider, and your best friend- and crush- Jake currently wants you to come over so he can confess something to you. Of course, you already know what he is going to say, and you obviously feel the same way. Why not go ahead and skip the talking and show him in other ways? DirkJake smut

Karkat doesn't come from the best home. He doesn't go to the best school either. So he runs between the two. From bullies, home, personal issues, past events that he says are his fault. He meets Sollux who just might be capable of making him stop running. Rated M because I did indeed attempt to write the dirty in future chapters. The characters belong to Hussie blahblah, you know.

Three sweeps after the same and Sollux Captor hasnt seen nor talked to anyone since. Then while wishing to be uthenize an old Lover/Flush-Crush just decides to show up in Sollux's life. i may have put humor and Romance, but there will probably other genres mixed in, maybe some drama, or hurt/comfort. it all depends on where i go with this and if i continue it.

Home stuck Dirk helps Dave get over his fear of smuppets.

Meulin spends the night at the Makara's in Kurloz's room. Things start to get steamy between the two, and it just so happens to be Meulin's very first time. Things begin to get twisted and get way more out of hand than either of them expected. Meulin Leijon (c) Homestuck Kurloz Makara (c) Homestuck Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Sollux looks at him equally dazed, feeling as if they both slipped in a different state of consciousness, some place that is out of time where seconds flow slowly, like honey dripping in a jar, like broken clockwork. (the shortest distance/ between two points/ is the road/ from me to you.)

True yaoi at its finest; Alpha kids Jake and Dirk, or their yaoi couple name Dare, in a super sexy yaoi fan fiction.

Yo, first Homestuck fanfiction, Erisol smut, have fun. P.S. There is a bit of blood in this, so if you're squeamish, watch out.

It was unexpected. All of it. And neither of them were ready for it. But they had to deal with it anyway because that's what life is. Dealing with shit that hurts you and upsets you and angers you. But when you have a little alcohol, it all gets a little easier.

Dave seemed to mess everything up. From getting his friends killed to landing himself in prison. The only one he hasn't seemed to ruin yet is Bro - Or has he? (Strider Bros) Triggers: Character Death

Humanstuck!br / Karkat and sollux are long distance friends, or maybe a little more.

Sollux is confused why Karkat is so mad at him, but once he finds out he goes about a smutty way of explaining his own feelings.

Sollux remembers nothing about his life. his family, his friends, or how he ended up like this. He only remembers one name. Karkat. What's the significance of that? And how will sollux figure out who he really is?

A KurTuna/MituLoz/KurMit with some GamSol as well. I should also it's Humanstuck because troll anatomy frightens me.

Dave and John have been best friends online for many years and they (in addition to their other two friends, Rose and Jade) have finally planned to meet up and spend some time together. A secret is shared between the two boys, maybe the truth will come out during their visit? WARNING: Very sappy! (Rated for swearing.) Written as a birthday fic for Kim! Happy Birthday Love!

When an absent father gives Dave a daddy kink, how will Bro react? (Written for a friend with a daddy kink.)

Mituna is hot and bothered, wanting both of his Highblood lovers.

On one particular rainy day, Kei finds himself far more interested watching how his girlfriend, Hikari, sucks on a lollipop than on to pay attention to the dismal atmosphere that comes with a dreary day. Will playful activity inspire mischievous ideas for Kei in hopes of having fun on a rainy day? That is for Kei to know and for Hikari to find out. M-rated just in case.

Oneshot! Sollux just wants to be left alone but Eridan insists that he tries on his scarf. Sollux finally agrees and then things escalate rather quickly. Lemon, smut, yaoi, boyxboy, troll genitalia (don't like, don't read) - This is my first ever fanfic so opinions would be nice. Thanks!

Wally and Kuki go out for a date, but when Kuki tries to send some "messages" to Wally, he just can't get it through his head

"You knew it was wrong in some form, on some level, yet you just couldn't get yourself to stop. Your name is Dave Strider, and you have hopelessly fallen in love with your own brother." Haha, rated M because Stridercest. PWP, No SBURB AU, Dirk is Dave's older brother, but he isn't Bro. Dirk/Dave. Written for a lovely friend on tumblr :) Also, oneshot.

What happends when Dave and Bro are trapped in a zombie apocalypse? Will they survive? Forgot to put A/N but i will put one in chapter two explaining shit

Attack on Vampire. Eren is a vampire and has been caught by the scouting legion. Rivaille learns a shocking truth. Rated M for violence, rape, blood, and smut. IF ANY OF THESE ARE A TRIGGER FOR YOU, PLEASE DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.

Cronus is a bit of a bully. Kankri is one of his favorite victims, and can't stand him. When the two get stuck working together on a school assignment, things start getting... Complicated. Rated M for later chapters. CronKri, EriSol, JohnKat

Gamzee agrees to let Kurloz finally fill a pail with him, but things don't go exactly according to either's plan. Warnings: Size difference, OOCness.

A Humanstuck CroTuna/ CroMit/ TunaFish or whatever you want to call it. Cronus starts college and notices a student he used to "tease" in high school. They eventually become friends and then more. Smut occasionally. You have been warned. P.S. my friend helped with the nicknames and she is great.

an awesome karkat i found on Dave gets curious when Karkat gets a prank pulled on him NSFFFWWWW smut smut smut

Dirk(Bro) Has caught interest in a certain sweater wearing Dancestor, but Kankri doesn't seem to share the interest. Dave and Karkat watch from the sidelines while trying to move deeper in their own relationships. Double StriderxVantas

While reliving Dave's memory of Bro Strider dying in a car crash, Dave decides he can no longer take the pain of losing his brother.

Humanstuck au. Sollux Captor was your average office junkie working for a large corporation, as his last attempt at keeping his life together. Eridan Ampora was your average art school drop out working for his father's corporation, as his last attempt at keeping his life together. However, neither are quite aware of how impossible those goals are.

Mituna and Kurloz get in the bath tub. Hubba hubba. Contains: KurlozMituna, smexy time, a bit of sadness in the beginning -Janie

Babies first fanfiction, enjoy ( Solkat )

Ok, I already uploaded this but I had to take it down and fix it because the mistake were just bugging me SO BADLY. I don't own Homestuck, etc... Warnings: Language and Lemon in later chapters. Dave/Sollux. Don't like, don't read.

Well i guess the title says it all, Raven and Alexander take there relationship to the next level, and like most eens in love, don't think about the consequences, will they be able to fix things before Raven completely loses her parents and brother?

This story is all about life for Hikari and Kei after the Special A anime ending. This is my first ever story so plz review! Contains Lemon (First in Chapter 6 ) PLEASE REVIEW! CURRENTLY BEING SLIGHTLY REWRITTEN AND UPDATED SO ON HIATUS! Soz its taking so long! Also plz look at outfits in profile and comment, el free to post any suggestions in reviews though!

Dave and Karkat are going on a road trip but OH NO the car breaks down, they're now stuck in the middle of nowhere with no heat. - General warning for smut. This is my first fic so critiques would be great ;u;

Dave finds a way to make pranks 'cool' so he decides to try one out of Karkat. After scaring the shit out of him he confessed it was just a prank, but that there's a twist to it. What could it be! SMUT. MILD VIOLENCE. FOUL LANGUAGE

His claw slips under the stitch at the corner of your mouth and he uses it to tug you forward into a kiss. He's being gentle today, nibbling at your lips rather than biting. You drape one long-fingered hand around the nape of his neck, weaving your fingers into his tangled hair. This is a Makaracest smut fic I did for getting 69 followers on Tumblr. Enjoy.

An alternate ending to the August 30th update. Vantacest Kankri and Karkat smut. Oneshot. This is my first stab at Homestuck fanfic and oneshot smut, so please don't beat me up too bad. But, please review and tell me your opinion.

ADULT CONTENT! Pure smutt story between a young Dirk and his big brother Dave. This obviously has blood and is semi-sadstuck.

Dave can't sleep, so he goes to his Brother. Feelings are brought up, and it gets interesting. Yaoi, Stridercest. Dave topping.

Sollux has a wet dream about a certain seadweller. What he forgets is that same troll is staying over for the night. Rated M for sexual content/sexual interaction, and swearing.

You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a prince and a criminal. Full Summary inside.

The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!

Dave/Sollux Collegestuck Dave wants to seduce Terezi, Sollux wants to get out of the friendzone with feferi. Too bad that will never happen! Stuck in a dorm with each other might just solve their problems if they dont kill each other first. MM&FF pairings. M for later chapters and college hijinks. summary sucks I promise!

Dave does something he's not supposed to and drags Dirk into it. Dirk thinks it's high time for revenge

At 9 sweeps old a very bored Eridan Ampora wants to catch up and make peace with a particular Psiioniic but things go a little, off in their conversation...smut, light psionic bondage, dirty talking, bulge jobs and not a bucket in sight

Eridan just kept running from his problems, and by doing so, he ran right into someone he hoped he would never see again. Sollux didn't need to be a babysitter, but it looked like he didn't have a choice in the matter.

Posted a month after it was written for FuckYeahHighstuck's Secret Stoner. Relaxing in a dreambubble amongst the neon surroundings, Dave encouters the ghost of Sollux.

Parent's evenings always sucked for Dave, although chilling with Bro was fun. This particular parent's evening though, changes a lot. Oneshot with TWO ENDINGS, Bro/Dave. Mindless pr0n.

One Shot: Dave is down with a terrible flu and is forced to, once again, depend on Bro. Do not read if you do not like sick Dave. Bro / Dave Strider, Stridercest. Rated M for the ending and, well, sick Dave. Moderate emetophilia warning .

Bro/Dave Stridercest. Lips pressed softly against Dave's, as if asking for permission to play this nightly game. The younger Strider, paused, letting the feel of his brother's lips against his settle further into his memory.

When Haruka is finally allowed a chance to confess her feelings to the boys, each of them reveals that they are unable to reciprocate.

Otoya thinks there's something different with Tokiya. Tokiya thinks Otoya's just being nosy as per usual. Warning: contains the word penis and variations of the word.

1800s Human AU Eridan Ampora, prince of his kingdom under his father Dualscar had done the unspeakable. Accepted a dare by some of his low class frends, little did he know what it would cause and how he'd meet Sollux Captor.

Sollux finds his roommate, Eridan, in an awful state, so he stays to comfort the other... M for graphic sex, drug use, and coarse language.

Sollux sometimes wonders why he agreed to Eridan's terms. All he needed was the cash to finish Spurb and out of all the people in the world he had to get it from that rude, stuck up, shallow, haughty guy. Jeeze...

some stupid thing me and my friend put together after watching bloody mary. pairing is Sollux X karkat , pre much, Sollux plays a game and starts getting haunted

It's more than Dave expected, in more than one sense of the phrase. Written with the human college AU versions I'm writing for an RP with a friend. DaveSol.

Even though Sollux hated to admit it, the music of that stupid boy calmed him down. Dave/Sollux, Humanstuck.

What transpires when Rikki's Cafe closes for the night. Warning: SMUT. One-shot.

Sollux barges in on Karkat only to discover that the Cancer has been keeping quite a secret from everyone. SolKar, lactation. More warnings inside. Mature.

A short Rikki / Zane - story.

Sollux is pretty sick, but Karkat has been reading up on how to break a fever.

Sometimes Eridan just needs a little discipline.

Sollux/Dave RP/Collab between my moirail and I. Rated M for lemons .

Karkat loved the way he touched him, the way Gamzee's husky voice in his ear could make him gasp and moan. But there was no way in hell he would admit it to anyone, let alone the troll on top of him.

Sequel to Icing on the Stridercake: Dave and Bro have opened up their feelings to each other, and the next day leaves them a bit sore. They work through the pain together. *Stridercest, AU. Strong language and definite sexual content.

Dave introduces Sollux to the wonders of alcohol, and soon finds out that it has a very different effect on the troll. Fill for the kid/troll alcohol shenanigans prompt. Dave/Sol, PWP, Xeno, Smut

Karkat really didn't want to descend into the meteor's belly again. But someone had to recover the bodies. Rated M for language and descriptions of violence

Sollux is trying to get rid of his lisp. Dave, however, has a very non-conventional way of helping. DavexSollux kinkmeme fic.

Dave always waited up for Bro before he went to bed. Always. What happens when Bro finally gets sick of Dave being so dependent on his presence? Stridercest.

You weren't exactly sure if it was black feeling you were developing, or if you just wanted him dead, but after what just recently happened, you were possitive of what they were. Sollux/Eridan & Sollux/ Karkat

AU: Dave is an adult now and he works up the courage to let Bro know how he really feels. WARNING: Stridercest, Lemon/yaoi, language. This is smut, though not completely shameless smut.

Rather than standing by and letting him hurt himself or others, you offered some alternative outlet for his angry energies. An outlet that works. The bruises he leaves on you are temporary. The scratches heal. Nobody has to die.

Strider/Jake smut - 'Jake swallowed and nibbled on his bottom lip...' - Taking pictures during sex probably isn't the best idea, unless the other is tied up.

All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John

In which Sollux rips Eridans shirt, and Gamzee and Equius overhear the most interesting argument in dorm history. Takes place a few months into Trustfundstuck. By Joanie Dark and Elastic Poodle

Bro buys Dave a pair of panties. Prompts used: Bro powerbottoming, finger fellatio, Dave in panties. Rated M for Incest. Dave/Bro.

Bro challenges Dave to a game of chicken, that goes just a bit too far. Rated M for Incest. Bro/Dave.

Shou has always known about Satsuki. He always takes special care of Natsuki to make sure he never has to face such a dark secret. Rated M for Yaoi smex

Karkat knows everything is but alright. He can barely keep himself in line, but he makes a promise to himself that he will fix the boy he is holding. He needed help more than anyone in the whole world. -warnings inside-

When Eridan pays Sollux an unexpected visit, Sollux may have trouble controlling his feelings. Rated M or language and sexy bees.

Eridan and Sollux have a few hate issues... PWP.

either everyone will love this or come after me with shitty refrigerated swords meh. either way basicly Bro finds out Dave has some serious kninks and teaches him a few new ones, warnings of breath play, dirty talk extremely smutty smut and smuppets

Privacy is a rare thing with 12 Trolls crammed into an old building, and Eridan learns this the hard way when Vriska walks in on him wearing something embarrassing. VriskaxEridan Rated M for sex scene

Dave is sex deprived...VERY sexed deprived. Lets see the outcome shall we? halloween yaoi threesome fic LEMON LEMON LEMON!

In which Sollux is manic, and Karkat just happens to be in the wrong place at the right time. Mind tentacles ensue, among other things. For the Homestuck kink meme!

Uh, Karkat/Sollux. Sollux is anitsocial, neglects Karkat. There is a lot of red and anger and stupidity. M for self-injury and language. Dropped.

The typical college experience of walking in on your roommate / being walked in on. Rated M for smut.

He was falling for the cool kid, but the cool kid didn't want him. There was only so much he could do before he broke down. One Shot.

Sollux has some intense nightmares and some confusing feelings about his roommate, Dave. Could Dave be the cure to what ails the gemini?

Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!

Karkat tries to get Sollux's attention ;D

What happens when Flippy stares at a tree? What happen if a lemon kinda happens? What happens when Evil cries over the ending of Titanic? I DON'T KNOW! It's retarted,so HAAAA

A cursed town. A shy tomboy. A young war veteren. A trauma. And a fast acting love. Flaky was a teenaged girl living in a hellhole, but when she leaves and meets a new love, what happenes, when your past follows you? You get drama, action and romance.

Rikki and Zane, finally go all the way. Rated M. Contains sex. Very smutty. One shot only.

Editing in Process. A Zutara; love blooms freely after a betrothal process. But life is never easy in the life of a royal, and problems seem to glue themselves to the prince and princess like shadows.

“Flattery will get you nowhere, Zuko.” She growled, wiping a few traitorous teardrops off of her cheek. Then he did the stupidest thing since he was exiledhe kissed the waterbender. [zutara smutfic. don't read if under age.]

inspired by the episode where Katara stole the water scroll, enjoy!