Kon'nichi wa, minna-san!!

This profile's a work-in-progress right now.

I take requests minna, just PM me details. -

Expect my first fic. to be posted sometime in March, I like to finish them before I post them so my updates won't be months apart. Yeah I failed that deadline fantastically, sorry minna-san...

So here's some random copy and paste stuff...

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish. (Am I though...?)

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Keep staring I might do a trick.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading many fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. (I'm looking at you, iJapan-san! XD)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you have your own little world, C&P

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Last night i was looking up at the stars when suddenly i wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Come join the dark side, we have cookies. (Forget the cookies. Where's the yaoi?)

You plus me equals knives and blood. (I'm looking at you Aizen... (I really hate that guy))

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday