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Joined 02-16-17, id: 8811554, Profile Updated: 02-18-17
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I write HP and PJO

SHIPS:

PERCABETH

SOLANGELO

DRAMIONE

DRARRY

AND CAZZA (cake and pizza :3)

FAVE COLORS: Silver, Grey, Blue, Turquoise, AND Aqua

Im not a dude -.- Next person who calls me a dude will end up in the hospital with a full body cast -.-


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS: Never borrow money...

BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.

FRIENDS: Will tell you she knows how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will just sit down and cry

FRIENDS: Will help you find my way when your lost

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place

FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too

FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the f* out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will share their candy.

BEST FRIENDS: Will buy camo, a box, skittles, and sit on your roof throwing the Skittles at innocent bystanders yelling "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!"

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night)

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you

FRIENDS: Forgive you

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh

FRIEND: Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down.

BEST FRIEND: Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.

FRIEND: Will watch what's already on the TV.

BEST FRIEND: Will wrestle your little brother for the remote.

FRIEND: Waits for you after school if you get detention.

BEST FRIEND: Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.

FRIEND: Will help you with your chores.

BEST FRIEND: Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot."

FRIEND: Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back.

BEST FRIEND: Will lend you money and then charge interest.

FRIEND: Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost.

BEST FRIEND: Will call you an idiot for not asking directions.

FRIEND: Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you.

BEST FRIEND: Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong.

FRIEND: Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship.

BEST FRIEND: Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really f*ing miss you."

FRIEND: Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it.

BEST FRIEND: Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth."

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Would completely ignore this list

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this random crap and tell others to do the same!

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Felix Felicis -- A Drarry Fluff by A.Fanfic.Poster reviews
A fluff piece about Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2017
What Happened in Venice? by midnightinjapan reviews
Percy and Nico explore Venice, but two teenage demigods traveling alone can either go horribly right or unbelievably wrong. Percico - Percy/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,014 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
A Very Drarry Valentine's by TheWolfWithinMe reviews
One shot - Valentine day fluff. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Tattoo Short Drarry One-Shot reviews
Harry wants a new tattoo, and Draco happens to be gifted...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2018 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Drarry One-ShotsDrabbles reviews
Just some Drabbles and One-shots.Rated M for POSSIBLE smut, but NONE yet. DRARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Apples and Treacle Tart reviews
What happens when Amortentia is brewed in potions? Rated T for language. DRARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/14/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Parseltongue and Veritaserum reviews
What happens when a game of T or D get's kinky? DRARRY SMUT Don't like, don't read. RATED M FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Enchanted Mistletoe reviews
I know It's not Christmas but I love this prompt! DRARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Amortentia reviews
What happens when two oblivious Hogwarts opposites sit down in potions to amortentia? DRAMIONE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2017 - Complete