![]() Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. I write HP and PJO SHIPS: PERCABETH SOLANGELO DRAMIONE DRARRY AND CAZZA (cake and pizza :3) FAVE COLORS: Silver, Grey, Blue, Turquoise, AND Aqua Im not a dude -.- Next person who calls me a dude will end up in the hospital with a full body cast -.- FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it? FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house. FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it. FRIENDS: Never borrow money... BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME." FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back BEST FRIENDS: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result. FRIENDS: Will tell you she knows how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will just sit down and cry FRIENDS: Will help you find my way when your lost BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot of yourself in public BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of herself too FRIENDS: Will buy you a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!" FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS: Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS: Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS: Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!" FRIENDS: Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS: Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel." FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!" FRIENDS: Ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kicks his ass FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out' BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evilly and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the f* out! FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FRIENDS: Will share their candy. BEST FRIENDS: Will buy camo, a box, skittles, and sit on your roof throwing the Skittles at innocent bystanders yelling "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!" FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night) BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you FRIENDS: Forgive you BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!" FRIENDS: Annoy you BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh FRIEND: Will rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down. BEST FRIEND: Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen. FRIEND: Will watch what's already on the TV. BEST FRIEND: Will wrestle your little brother for the remote. FRIEND: Waits for you after school if you get detention. BEST FRIEND: Will get themselves in trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company. FRIEND: Will help you with your chores. BEST FRIEND: Will stand behind you and say "You missed a spot." FRIEND: Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. BEST FRIEND: Will lend you money and then charge interest. FRIEND: Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost. BEST FRIEND: Will call you an idiot for not asking directions. FRIEND: Disagrees if you say words can't hurt you. BEST FRIEND: Hits you over the head with the dictionary to prove you wrong. FRIEND: Would give you the last life jacket on a sinking ship. BEST FRIEND: Would say "I hope you can swim, and if not, I'll really f*ing miss you." FRIEND: Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine" they'll drop it. BEST FRIEND: Will ask if you're okay, and when you say "I'm fine", they'll look you in the eye and say "Okay, now tell the truth." FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Would completely ignore this list BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this random crap and tell others to do the same! |
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