Ok so where do I start...wait hold on, this is where I start by introducing myself, right? Ok then, I'm ArtsyLilac, but I think you can call me Lila because I don't think ArtsyLilac is a good name to be thrown around a lot. Anyway, I'm 17, almost 18 now, I'm in college, and I'm studying comparative lit. and drama. I loved writing ever since I was a little kid, and I started writing on this website, about three years ago. When I opened my account recently, I started laughing when I read my old storied because all of them were poorly written. My first act will be restarting my old stories and reposting them because even though they're stupidly written, they actually contain good ideas.

So please don't judge to harshly at first. I'm doing my best, and I hope I meet everyone's expectation.

Just remember no one is perfect, just try your best to succeed, and just do it :)

Update 5/1/2014

I've give up one of my stories for adoption. It's scarred for life imprinted on. The new Author asked me to write this because she was afraid people will think she stole the idea. If anyone want to check out Scarred for life with her new Author follow this link: https://www.fanfiction.net/xxkeepyourenemiesclosexx

Best Harry Potter Quotes:

"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"

Harry Potter to Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"How long have you been 'Big D' then?" said Harry.
"Shut it," snarled Dudley, turning away again.
"Cool name," said Harry, grinning, "but you'll always be Ickle Diddykins to me."
"Shut your face."
"You don't tell her [Aunt Petunia] to shut her face. What about 'popkin' and 'Dinky Diddydums,' can I use them then?"

Harry Potter to Dudley, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me…

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it

Harry Potter and the Half-blood prince
Hermione: See that girl over there? That's Romilda Vane. She's been been trying to smother you a love potion
Harry: Really?
Hermione: *snaps* heyyy! she's only interested in you because she thinks your the chosen one
Harry: But I am the chosen one
Hermione: *hits him on the head with papers*
Harry: sorry.. ummm.. kidding

Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Azkaban
Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and... "
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Harry Potter and the Sorceress Stone
Hermione: Now I’m going to bed before either of you thinks of another clever idea to get us killed or worse EXPELLED!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Hermione:Look, Hagrid’s our friend, why don’t we just go and ask him about it?

Ron:That would be a cheerful visit. “Hello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?”

(Hagrid has walked up behind them)

Hagrid:Mad and hairy? You wouldn’t be talkin’ about me, now would ya?

Hermione, Ron, Harry:No.

Harry Potter and the order of Phoenix
Ron Weasley: “I had a dream about Quidditch last night. What do you think that means?”
Harry Potter: “I dunno. Probably means you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred Weasley: “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with
shampoo.”

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Severus Snape: “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?”
Harry Potter: “Yes,”
Severus Snape: “Yes, sir.”
Harry Potter: “There’s no need to call me “sir” Professor.”

Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
Harry Potter: “My eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past!”

Favorite Quotes:

1)I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

2) A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

3)Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.

4) The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

5)Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

6)I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

7)People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.

8)You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

9)The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

10)I'm smiling. This should scare you.

11)Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world

12)My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods. Every one has a list of problems and issues. But I am #1 on everyone's list

13)Dance, even if you have to warn others to get out of the way first.

14)Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

15)I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

16)A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

17)I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

18)Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

19)I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it

20)I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable

21)After thinking it all through carefully, summarising each point and observing each tiny detail I have come to the conclusion that I couldn't care less...

22)Would like to say sorry! To all the people that I haven't offended or pissed off today! Look at the bright side there's always tomorrow!

23)I love stupid people! Without them there'd be no way to measure my brilliance.

24)Holy crap! Did you just feel that? I think the whole world just revolved around YOU!

25)Awwwwwwww you don't like me? how sweet! i don't like you either! I'm glad we got that straightened out!