Many of you may be happy to know that I've decided that fanfiction really isn't my specialty. No more pathetically bad fics! Oh, and if I hear any cheering in the audience, I WILL put that steam-powered guillotine to use. I CAN leave signed reviews with this account, though! Huzzah!

Quote of the day: "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." (Voltaire)