GrrraceUnderfirehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Hogan's Heroes. I love reading and writing fanfiction! After deactivating my account for a while, I recently re-posted eight of my stories. My PM messaging is often shut off, but I am able to turn it on to respond to reviews about once a week. I love to get reviews and feedback. I also republish my stories at AO3, and I publish slash there too (but not here.) In most of my stories, Newkirk has the stutter he has on the German version of the show. This gives me something different to explore in the canon character. Some of the frustration and irritation that we see in his personality fits in with his feelings about his stutter. Please note that the stutter IS canon in the German version of Hogan’s Heroes but it's never really explored because it's just dubbed in for laughs. So I’m looking at it more seriously and really exploring it. And if you're wondering, I stutter too, like 70 million people in the world do. A fanfiction writer asked me recently why I chose to include the stutter in my stories since it's only on the German version. The answer is because it's real to me. So I might as well acknowledge it. Today, doctors know that stutters have a neurological basis. And it can run in families. My mom used to stutter when she grew up. She stopped when she immigrated to the US at age 12 and learned English. My youngest brother stutters too, much more than I do. Stutters are not caused by being anxious or nervous or shy. But having a stutter can cause anxiety and nervousness, making the stutter worse. Being abused can definitely worsen it. They didn't know this in the 1940s so they tended to think it was the nervousness that caused the stutter and to treat people like they just needed to calm down. In my stories, Newkirk is teaching Hogan and the rest of the team not to underestimate him just because he stutters. He's brave and smart and very outgoing. He just stutters. It just IS. The bad things that happened in Newkirk's past, and the low-level bullying that every person who stutters lives with, do drag him down and make him vulnerable. But being supported and valued by his friends lifts him back up. I hope you enjoy these stories. |
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Dear Mavis, Are You Bloody Well Kidding Me? by Abracadebra reviews
What happens when Newkirk finds out that his sister has been writing letters to Colonel Hogan-and that the Guv has actually been writing back? Letters from an irritable British corporal happen, that's what. Many thanks for Prolegomenon for inspiring this response with her very funny "To Colonel RE Hogan" story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,924 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 4/13 - P. Newkirk
The Jacket by Cattew reviews
Some of the Heroes are prompted to talk about the war, long after it’s over. Please read and review, I’m pretty new at this. Also, I’m not sure if I’ll do more chapters in the future, but it is a possibility.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/8 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
Child of War by americanstalker reviews
A child is born into a world of sabotage. There is a somewhat-graphic depiction of childbirth in the prologue.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 5/3 - R. Hogan, Tiger
It Takes a Thief by Sierra Sutherwind reviews
Some days, it seems that everyone wants something from you. SSSWT 2019
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/29 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Scared by Trekkiehood reviews
Colonel Hogan's injuries are serious. Newkirk's not scared. Really he's not. The Colonel will be fine as always. Book 3 in Home series. I do not own Hogan's Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Conquered by Azaelea reviews
Colonel Robert E. Hogan never does anything the normal way. War, Espionage, Family, Love, these things have never been a problem for Hogan. Capture, torture and manipulation change that, and change the men of Stalag 13 forever. GEN/SLASH fic (non-graphic) Peter Newkirk/Robert Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [R. Hogan, P. Newkirk] A. Carter, L. LeBeau - Complete
Soufflé au Chocolat by L. E. Wigman reviews
A pinch of this and a bit of that. That's all one needs to keep the mind focused.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau - Complete
Those naughty boys by Glossina reviews
The guards of stalag 13 may have just found a sure fire way to keep Hogan's men from misbehaving.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Complete
Not a Dame by Pipamonium reviews
Newkirk is only allowed to dress as an old lady for a reason. *** Cross-posted from AO3, this IS Newgan slash. Originally six double-drabble chapters.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2016 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Family Feud by Jennaya reviews
Allied Command wants the heroes to kidnap an English traitor, who turns out to be from Newkirk's past before he passes information to the Germans. How will Newkirk handle the situation? Can his mates keep him from committing cold-blooded murder? Complete
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,490 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 2/28/2016 - P. Newkirk, Olsen - Complete
Unspoken Desire by 80sarcades reviews
Confession was never an option. Warning: contains slash themes and mature content. Newkirk/Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
The Talking Cure by whirlyite reviews
When you are forced to listen in silence, you might just learn to listen well. And sometimes you find out things you never knew. Takes place after the events of S6E6 "The Gestapo Takeover". Rating changed to T for graphic imagery.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,323 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Choosing the Road Less Traveled by Keschte reviews
A look at the events that might have inspired Col Hogan to stay in Stalag 13 and set up operations rather than escape and return to flying.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,475 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
The Missing Speech by snooky-9093 reviews
You are the intelligence officer monitoring Berlin Betty's broadcast this evening. A mention of Mama Bear and Papa Bear gets your attention. Can you decode the message? A missing scene from "Is There a Traitor in the House?" 2014 PBA winner: Bronze: Best Short Drama
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2013 - P. Newkirk - Complete
In the Dark by whirlyite reviews
The events recounted in my previous story "The Box" told from another point of view.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2013 - R. Hogan - Complete
Hogan, Come Back by codenamepapabear reviews
Brief epilogue to Hogan, Go Home (3x19). Hogan/Newkirk slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
Rehearsal by codenamepapabear reviews
Schultz interrupts Hogan and Newkirk. Just a quick little vignette of an idea that I liked. Yes it's slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2013 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Alone by random-antics-echelon reviews
Corporal Peter Newkirk feels so alone. Can he find it in himself to tell Colonel Hogan how he feels about him? SLASH fic. Hogan/Newkirk.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Hogan's heroes by Glossina reviews
At the end of his life, Hogan talks to his men and tells them how he feels about them. Warning: Character dying.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - R. Hogan
The Pink Ghetto by misanthrope1 reviews
AU! It's February 1943. Great Britain has fallen to Germany due to treachery. All homosexuals live in a ghetto based in London. Conquered countries and German allies all toss their homosexuals there. This is the Pink Ghetto. Slash/homosexuality
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan
Layers of Reality by Marie1964 reviews
When an explosion lands Newkirk in a hospital, he learns that the war is over when he regains consciousness. How will he adjust to this new "reality?"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,230 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
What it is by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
It is what it is says love: Newkirks developing relationship with Hogan throughout the war. Implied slash. Inspired by a poem by Erich Fried.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Morgengrauen by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Hochstetter sends a spy to Stalag 13 to uncover Hogan s secret once and for all. The heroes must get rid of him him quickly. Sequel to Sound of Thunder , Slash Hogan/Newkirk/OMC FINAL CHAPTER UP
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,752 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Sound of Thunder by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
"Now, Hogan, this time you can t escape.", Hochstetter sneered: "So you better start telling me everything about your operation before I test how many of your men s lives your secret is worth." Hogan/Newkirk slash One sided, angsty, possible death
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
On the Rooftops of London by Monker reviews
Before he was ever a POW, Newkirk was a small time crook in London. A chance meeting leads Newkirk to someone he'll never forget. Years later, when he receives an unexpected letter, will his past with her be too painful to remember? Winner of 3 PBAs 2011!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,411 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Weaving Tangled Webs by misanthrope1 reviews
Secrets have a way of coming out...Warning: Character Death, homosexuality
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,135 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Of Elves and Men and Women by misanthrope1 reviews
An older story that plays in the fantastic realm
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Grandpa, What's the Strangest Thing that Happene by Lizzi0307 reviews
***COMPLETE*** Alice wasn't the only one to go through the looking glass. A routine mission stirs up a lot of firsts. My first fanfic ever! Some content/references from "Ein Käfig Voller Helden"
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,744 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - R. Hogan, Olsen - Complete
Masquerades and Charades by misanthrope1 reviews
Companion piece to When I'm Dreaming. Warning: Homosexuality
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
When I'm Dreaming by misanthrope1 reviews
A Hero comes to realize a few pecularities about himself. Warning! Mature themes, homosexuality AN: This story came about due to a discussion on HH forums. RAF Flight Lieutenant equals Captain in US ranks/ Flying Officer equals Lieutenant
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
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Getting to Know You reviews
In the first months of the operation, as he was still getting to know his team, Colonel Hogan sometimes underestimated his men. By showing a little faith in all of them, he helped them trust one another and form an exceptional unit. Newkirk's stutter started as an obstacle, but in time he showed Hogan-and himself- that it didn't have to be. UPDATED with Carter-meets-Newkirk scene.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 5/1 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk
Done Talking reviews
There is a time to keep silent and a time to speak. For a key member of Hogan's team, knowing which is which requires discernment, support, and a degree of confidence that he doesn't always have.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,890 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/5 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
Becoming Pierre reviews
Why does LeBeau call Newkirk "Pierre" - and more importantly, why does Newkirk let him? Rated T for some unpleasant medical detail and a swear word.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Four Score and Seven reviews
It was a phrase any American school child would know by heart. But did it make any sense at all to the British corporal on Hogan's team? A missing scene from "How to Catch a Papa Bear," published for the 2019 SSSWC.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Is There a T-T-T-Traitor in the House? reviews
Somebody's got to speak on Berlin Betty's broadcast - but who's going to step up and be the traitor, knowing that the broadcast could haunt him after the war? Newkirk realizes his weakness is a strength in this situation. Based on the episode by nearly the same name, minus the stutter.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk
Behind the Rain reviews
Newkirk wasn't the first soldier to experience this embarrassing problem, and he probably wouldn't be the last. But every time it happened to him, he felt lonely, mortified, and hopelessly immature. With help from his friends, he started to look beyond a pile of soggy sheets and blankets to unravel the trauma that had dogged him for years.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,770 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/1 - P. Newkirk
Peter and Anja: Summer Love reviews
After three years in a POW camp, Peter Newkirk has a bad case of hero worship for the charismatic Colonel Hogan, and craves his attention as a father figure. Then he meets Anja, the niece of veterinarian Oskar Schnitzer, and sparks ignite, reminding Peter who he really is and forcing him to mature and confront what love means to him.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/6 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, OC
Maladie reviews
LeBeau takes care of everyone, so when he falls victim to the latest virus making its way around the camp, who is going to look after him? It couldn't be his tough-as-nails English friend, could it? Dedicated to Glossina, who pointed out the LeBeau doesn't get enough TLC around here. No slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Parle Sale Avec Moi reviews
The language of love is universal, and it doesn't take much more than a few carefully chosen words to help two randy POWs find release. LeBeau/Newkirk slash.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14 - [P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau] - Complete
Heating Up the Cooler reviews
Peter Newkirk gets into some mischief that lands him in the cooler, locked up with Colonel Hogan for five whole days. I mean, what could happen? Let's find out, day by day.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12 - [P. Newkirk, R. Hogan] H. Schultz
Golden Showers in Barracks 2 reviews
Peter Newkirk has an embarrassing incident, and Andrew Carter is the guy to help him fix things.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/12 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete