Peter Bishop: A glass-hearted con man who works in the happiest place on earth. Olivia Dunham: A rather bored Private Investigator who just wants someone to dance with. Add in a missing child and an inventor who isn't quite what he seems, and you have the beginnings of a close to legendary partnership.

What happens when Anastasia Steele meets Mr. Banana? A humorous and absurd rewrite of 50SoG.

Of all the things Peter expect of her, all the secrets he had learned, nothing had ever thrown him the way that this had. Olivia & Peter Smut Biscuit!