"Everything is awesome. Except when it's not. Then, something is not awesome, and should be thrown away. Along with your soul. Oh, sorry, did you hear that? Please come and follow me into the Waiting Room, we have proper equipment to deal with this there."

-The Data, sometime around when the first idiot was born. Or maybe the second.

Welcome! I hope that you enjoy my stories (or whatever mind washing words I choose to put). They are designed to stimulate your brain. Why must I make these? The numbers. Ah, yes, the numbers. Please don't try and understand me; just mindlessly follow along for the ride. After all, those pesky "curious" people don't tend to last that long.

Oh, don't worry, I won't discriminate against you. I don't care what race you are, what gender you are, what you look like, what your interests are; I hate you all equally.

Did I mention I can sometimes be a bit cynical?