Name; Addie, not my real name but I like it.

Gender; Female

Age; 15 if you have to know

Hobbies; I'm a bellydancer (un-proffesionaly of course) I love photography and cooking. I swim and run competitivly and write just about everything I think of for my own pleasure. Not to mention I'm an avid reader...of everything.

Favorite animes/mangas; Um, I've really only ever watched naruto and inuyasha but I'm open to other things. I will probably only ever write for naruto but I may try something with inuyasha someday.

I am also a huge harry potter fan so I hope to write something for that eventualy and may put some story ideas in my profile later on.

Okay people you can start laughing now; I like totaly spies and teen titans. Ya ya enough laughing I like them alright? They are very cute, you have to admit.

Mum

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Hailey asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Hailey for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Hailey was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

If you are any of the things listed here, please do not get mad. This is to help people stop jugdeing other people. PLEASE DO NOT jugde people right away!!!!

--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--The-boys-don't-want-to-reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt-

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-up-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/-them-when-in-

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree.--

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

On Tylenol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On achild's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

EBACKS FOR PICKUP LINES

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

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Naruto Characters:

Hinata (love her so much!!)

Hanabi (not sure but she could go both ways; sweet little sister because of Hinata or average hyuuga)

Hiashi (hate him, he's a bad bad man and him turning nice is unbelievable to me)

Ibiki (i like him for no apparent reason)

Kabuto (he's a bit of a creep but depending on the writer i can like him)

Orochimaru (definite creeper, and cross-dresser...who makes his minions wear dress type things. Yeah)

Sarutobi (he's such a sweet old man, who happens to kick arse lol)

Sai (he's so cute with his clulessness of social settings/mannerisms, yet i'm so relieved that he's not my responsibility)

TenTen (she plays with pointy objects how could i not love her?)

Temari (totally cool chick)

Anko (crazy and awesome)

Sakura (hate her!! she is a whiney fangirl who stole Tsunades abilities)

Ino (I actually like Ino even though she's kind of a fangirl to, im not sure why, i just like her)

Tsunade (Funny and super strong i like her a lot)

Kurenai (She's ok no real like or dislike)

Neji (I dont like him very much, but he does make a good uber-protective older brother figure)

Kakashi (he's funny with his book and lateness so i kinda like him too)

Asuma (smoking is bad! no real like or dislike)

Naruto (he's an idiot and i dont think he should be that powerful but i do kinda like him)

Sasuke (for some reason i like him, no i am not a fangirl i just like his character)

Chouji (no real like or dislike)

Shikamaru (super smart and really lazy i can relate lol)

Kiba (like him pretty cool plus he has a cute dog)

Shino (quite and distant, still cool but no real opinion)

Lee (yep, go youth buddy)

Fav Naruto Pairings

sasuhina

naruhina

shikahina

leehina if it's a good story

sasuino

naruino

nejiten

leeten

choino

shikatema

Least fav pairings

anyone with sakura, especially sasuke

nejihina (they are cousins people!)

naruhana (hinata has had a crush on him for so long and he chooses her little sister? thats just wrong...)

any yoai

any yuri

anyone wtih orochimaru cause he's a creeper

I dont really care about Inuyasha pairings but I really don't think Kikyo should be with Inuyasha, it should definetly be him and Kagome. I also like Sango and Miroku.

Harry Potter Characters;

Harry Potter (I like him well enough, he's way over-rated in the movies though)

Ron Weasley (Very funny I like him)

Hermione Granger (I like her a bunch, she's one of my top three favorite girls in this series)

Ginny Weasley (Have you seen this girl cast spells? Another one of my favorites)

Luna Lovegood (Space-y, adorable and strong, You guessed it, my other favorite)

Neville Longbottom (He's brave in his own way and sweet too)

Draco Malfoy ( He's a fantastic character that they keep pretty ture to in the movies, I think hes my favorite Harry Potter guy)

I know there are more Harry Potter characters but I dont have the attention span to wright them all down at the moment. If you, for any reason, would like to know what I think of any other character I will update this as soon as possible and let you know.

My favorite pairings are;

DracoxHermione

DracoxGinny

DracoxLuna

BlaisexGinny

RonxHermione

RonxLuna

HarryxGinny

HarryxHermone

LunaxNeville

Really I like most all Harry Potter pairings as long as it isnt any student with Serverus or boyxboy or girlxgirl