7-08-10 Announcement:I'VE TURN TERRORIST...AGAINST YOU!!!!SO GO AWAY!!!

Dudes I mada mistake.I accidently said I was 16.

Don't diss the name,DANCIN RULZ,DUDE!!

That's right,I'm a singer and a dancer and a guitar player all in one!(Though it's not too rare)

My special Fandom:Inu yasha

Ships:(Inuyasha)Inuyasha/kagome,Sesshomaru/kikyo or kagura,Ayame/koga(love that dude),Koga/kagome,Rin/Kohaku,sango/miroku,shippo/the girl related to the crazy dudes.(Pokemon,I'm 14 and I still watch it and it's all Angel's fault)Ash/May(another thing to blame Angel for),Misty/Brock or Tracey(you can blame ME for her orangeshippy obsession),Paul/Dawn(That's my special ship,deal with it)Pikachu/Skitty(_)(Bakugan)Dan/Julie,Runo/Marucho(that is so cute,doesn't matter about height),Shun/Alice,Ace/Mira.(Ben 10)Julie/Ben(MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!)Kevin/Gwen.(Bleach)Ichigo/Idihime,Rengi/Rukia

Talents:Singin,Dancin,Soccer,Guitar(though I wish I could draw or come up w/ a great story in 5 minutes like my sis.I keep on sayin' sis cuz I haven't seen her in 2 freakin' years T_T)

Hair:Bluish Black.

Eyes:Gray.

Hated Things:Incest.I'm fine with yuri/yaoi as long as it stayz outta my face.Plotlessness.Shallow and Shelfish people)

10 things about me:

1.)I'm emo and have temper CAUSE I'M A HYPEY BIPOLAR EMO ROCKER!!

2.)I love sugar high.

3.)Shub somethin' in my face and I'm pullin' your intestines outta you through your ears and usin' it for jump rope.

4.)I'm violent.Go jump off a cliff and get a spike shubbed through your eyes and out your Ahole.

5.)Don't even test who I'm loyal to and who I want to die with me chokin' them with a pole and spankin' them repeatedly with bacon until there head turns purple and falls off.Chances are you get worse then that.

5.)I love the colors purple and black and gray and blue,all in extra extra super mega dark to da max.

7.)Don't mess with my sister.I mean the one who's my full sister,not my half sisters.Though Dani is so cute and sweet;I don't want anyone hurtin' her either.And Misty is a B.

8.)I taught Angel 503 ways to kill a hairbrush,and I know 1491(and a half cuz that one needs to be done twice.)

9.)I like cookies :3

10.)Paint is fun...Now why are you still readin' this?

(Now go back up and look at 6:Anyway it makes you a loser)

Family on FF:AnimeObsessedFans(Can you believe it only took her 10 min to find me?!She just typed down Dance and then Dancer in the search-y thing-y)

Oh and somethin just for the fun of it:I'M FREAKIN' BORED!!AND I ATE MY LAST COOKIE!!

OC's to look out for:

Aaron(Which is my real name)(Called Shadow as a nickname):

Age:14(sometimes 16,13,15,18,or 2494 and 3/4)

Bluish Black hair(runs in the family),shoulder lengthed and side swept bangs.Silver eyes.Usually I'm wearin' my black skinny-ish jeans(Yeah,skinny-ish,they're formfitttin'and loose all in one) and black and gray converses with a guitar on the back of them(IN BLUE!!)Blue tank top with black wings on the back,tight black jacket with gray sleeves.I have sunglasses but I don't always wear them.Sometimes I have a guitar case.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(eh,I can't go 10 minutes w/ out eatin')
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.(Nah,only when somethin' erally bad happens)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(a bitch is a female dog.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(I jus' don' like people so agaisnt it.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.(Eh,whateva.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(Jus' remember that the nex' time you question me.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(I like my responsibilities.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.(You are so nice,you know?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(No,I gotta know someone to like them like that,there's no'Oh she's cute,I gotta go do it with her' or love at 1st sight for me.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(That one is fun)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore(Jealousy is ugly you know that right?)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(Yo shaddup foo!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.(BLAHBLAHBLAH I beleive in bein' responsible and workin' hard)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(...)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(Not.My sister said I should and she keeps hackin my account)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(I'm antisocial and monosylabic but I have social life)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(...I'm straight,you know that right?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(No,don' you pay attention?)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(Wearin' wha' you wan' is fun)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy(Me?Lazy?Hyperactive.)
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude(Oh whateva)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.(ain' that the truth)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(I have a lotta shiny hair,I've been told.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks(I'm into Melody,a goth.Not a punk.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.(Aren't we all?)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(Have ya eba noticed that dork peeps go futha in life,and dork could mean Demon Pork,and even Da Oviously rockin kid.Go figure,dorks R aweosme!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black(Don' believe in bein' racist.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser(DO YOU KNOW WHA' YOU JUS' DID?!YOU TURNED EVERYONE INTO A LOSER YOU NIMROD!!NOBODY IS THE SAME!!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob(hard worker.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN alot so I MUST be an albino.(nope,jus' emo)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(partyin' yes,drinkin' no.)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.(STOP IT WITH THE EMO CRAP!!)
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone(So I fit in with prep and spoiled people and rapists?Who knew...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(I'm thinkin' 'bout killin' you.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(still thinkin' 'bout it.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(Thinkin' 'bout it more.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(You're 'bout to be dead...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.(If I were a nudist I'd kill u in a thousand ways.)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(a freakin' 'bout to 'ave fun tearing ur eyes out with this spatula...I'm...holding...for...why?)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(no but someone s about to eb.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant(YOu pay attention at all?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo(Wow....you jus' turned a buunch of 5 yr olds writin' the alphabet emo.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend(If I got a girl pregnant I would stay there.)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE(you're mean.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.(woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww.(bites the person annoying me)Nope,didn't work,though ur blood is fun to drink(drinks more))
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!(Cool,I wish I was albino)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.(...Wow,i'm resopnsible for dinosaurs,rape,and terrorists!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE(Jus' dun like it.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(This isn' even fun anymo')
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(1st you were against emos now you're against people who don' wan' the earth dead?You've got probs.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(and u must be triying to degrade everyone,'specially urself)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.(Cybe...sex...?Someone must really have NO FREAKIN' LIFE WHATSOEVA)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion(...Wow?)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE(you must have ADD.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER(true.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.(I've been called worse/flashback/WAY worse)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST(YESH,NOW I CAN BLOW UP A PLANE!!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(lllllllllaaaaadasjkdlll)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish(STOP GETTIN' SOME STUFF WRITE!!IT'S NO FUN WHEN YA DO!!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard(blahhhhhhhhhhhhh.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian(Wai,wha?!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (BUT I ALWAYS EAT IT OUT OF THE PACK WHILE IT'S CLOSED!!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)