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Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone that may know someone who knows anyone. If you don’t know anyone, or even if you’ve heard of anyone who doesn’t know anyone that doesn’t know someone, then still copy this. It’s important to spread the message. Oh, and the hearts.

PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn’t know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower, armed with fire extinguishers. The remaining 1% are awesome, and will re-post this.

So sad! Please put this on your status if you know someone or are related to someone who suffers from stupidity. We all need to understand that stupidity is real and should be taken seriously. You could be sitting next to a sufferer right now. There is still no known cure for stupidity & sympathy does not help. But we can raise awareness. 87.365% won’t re-post this because they don’t know how to copy & paste.

Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by pandas. Pandas are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by pandas. 6% of people are sitting in their showers armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost.

Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a smack upside the head. People who need a smack upside the head effect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a smack upside the head, except a smack upside the head, but we can raise awareness. Many won’t copy and paste this. I did. Will you?

ACCHOO!!!……..٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶.. Copy and paste this to your status if you’re allergic to bullcrap, drama, head games, liars, and fake people. Keep this sneeze going.

If you have Facebook friends that you’ve never met, but would just love to give a big HUG to, cause they are always there for you, liking your posts, poking you, and just being on your friend list though you never ever met them in your life. I know I do. Copy and paste this to let them know they are AWESOME and appreciated.

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie.

Put this as your status if you know or are related to someone who was killed on Alderaan when it was obliterated by the Death Star. Our wish is that people will understand that the Empire is a band of murdering scum. The Rebel Alliance wants to bring peace to the galaxy, but ……the…Galactic Empire continues to kill innocent civilians. (93% of people won’t copy/paste this into their status.

Put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been attacked by ninjas. My wish is that people will understand that being attacked by ninjas is not something to be ashamed of. Ninjas are nearly unstoppable and are truly terrifying. 93% of people won’t copy and paste this – they have already been attacked by ninjas.

Following are copies of love letters you can use to express love, romance, passion, and desire to your partner. Fill free to cut and paste or improvise these babies to fit your own personal situation.

The best part about the following sample love words is that these short and sweet message do pack a romantic punch. You can sent them in a simple email. Believe me, when you take a few minutes out of your day to recognize your romantic partner in such a way, you'll score major points. More importantly, you'll feel happy, because you made your Sweetheart happy.

There's something to be said for romantic words of love. Don't underestimate the power of it all. Savor the love letter samples below and send one right now.

Copies of Love Letters

Babe,

Loving you isn't always easy, but it's always right. This is why I wouldn't trade what we have for the world. It's you and me together. Us against the world.

You know I wouldn't have it any other way. This is why I'm compelled to send you this letter, because it's important to me that you truly understand.

There is no other for me...but you. I'm sending these words to you, because I want you to burn them into your mind. You're mine and I'm yours.
Always.

Love,

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Honey,

There are not enough words to express what you mean to me. I cherish every moment and every new memory. Every second that we share is seared into my mind and in my heart forever.

You've left an imprint deep upon my soul. I love you more than you could ever imagine.

Forever yours,

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

(Name),

Being with you is like sunshine on a cloudy day. You've made such a difference in my life that I'm not sure I could ever find the words to express it.

However, I'm hoping this letter will provide you a little glimpse of the importance you play to my happiness.

Keeping shine, Love. You're my warmth, my sun, my joy.

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(Name),

There's a saying that goes, "it's not the length of your experiences, but the quality of them." I want you to know that every minute spent with you is the most incredible experiences of my life.

I look forward to seeing where this incredibly journey leads us.

I want to be with you always.

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(Name),

My heart sings with joy everything you are near me. Our intimate moments and tender caresses fill me up with passion and love so deep that I always crave more.

Only you can make me feel the way that I do and I can't get enough of you. This thing between us is a magnetic pull that draws me near from your smell, your voice, your mesmerizing kisses.

You are wanted, my dear. More than you can ever know. And what you do to me...it's unforgettable.

Until next we meet.

We will all come to face with it at least once in our lives. Love. Love is a beautiful thing. It can be so beautiful, in fact, that it can cause us to do things that are all out miraculous or just plain ridiculous. Please use these creative writing prompts to write about the wonder of love.

Fiction Creative Writing Prompts

1. Write a story about someone falling in love with another, but is unable to face rejection. As a result, he or she makes up another identity, perhaps through the Internet or other means to try and communicate their love. The person tries very hard to get to know this person without letting on their own true identity since they do know each other in person. What happens next?

2. Your main character wakes up and it’s a perfectly normal day. However, when he or she calls their significant other, they discover their name is not in their phone. They soon discover that their loved one no longer exists. Everyone seems to think this person is crazy since they have absolutely no idea who this loved one is. What happens next?

3. Write a story about a past love calling you out of the blue. You have no idea why this person is contacting you. You both have moved on and maybe you haven’t thought about him or her in years. This past love is telling you they have a secret to share with you. What happens next?

4. Write a story based on the love that your parent’s share or another relative that has an interesting and beautiful love story.

5. Write a funny story about a man getting a psychic reading. However, he ends up falling in love with the psychic. When he returns to ask her out on a date, she has mysteriously disappeared. What happens next?

6. Write a story about a person who has a mental illness where he or she cannot say, “I love you.” What happens? Does he or she ever get over it? How?

7. Write a story about someone who dictates who he or she will date and fall in love with based on some quantitative measure such as horoscopes, how someone performs on a test or a survey, or on someone’s credi report.

8. Write a story based on how someone continually changes how he or she views love. Focus on different elements of his or her life and how love is perceived in these different parts of their life.

9. Write a story where the main character truly feels they love someone but is put in a situation where they have to betray them.

10. Write a story about someone who is a serial monogomist and who may not understand what love truly means.

11. Write a story that follows the life of someone who is always looking for their next love, but does not work on trying to love themselves.

12. Write a story about someone searching for what love means?

13. Write a story in the format of love letters.

14. Write a story about someone who falls in love with someone they have never met before but they have exchanged letters, e-mails or something. They decide to meet them. What happens next?

15. Write a comical story based on a famous historical romance.

16. Write a story based on romance that may happen far into the future.

17. Write a story about two people being brought together by some unknown force.

18. Write a story about someone who does not believe in love and does not believe they will ever find it.

19. Write a story of romance but from a different cultural perspective. For instance write about romance in China, India, Namibia and so on.

20. Write a love story about someone going through a marital conflict such as a divorce.

Poetry Creative Writing Prompts

1. Write a poem that captures a specific memory that you have about your first love. This does not have to be about the person, just a memory. Perhaps the sprinklers that were on during your first kiss, a tragic event where your first love was there for you or an idea you had while sharing that love.

2. Write a poem about the first time you ever thought you witnessed love. This does not have to be with you, just the first time you truly felt a couple was in love.

3. Write a poem about a quality that you miss the most about a prior love. Try to pick a specific quality about this person, and not necessarily write a poem about the person.

4. Write a poem about a gift that a beloved gave you in the past and the meaning that this gift gave you at the time.

5. Write a poem about a betrayal a loved one put you through. Write about how that impacted you and/or how you were able to get over that and become a stronger person.

6. Write a poem about the different ways you perceive your loved one such as when you are angry at him, when you live with her, when you both don’t see each other for a long time.

7. Write a poem about the results of someone’s search for love. Keep in mind that this is about the search and the person could have failed or succeeded in finding love.

8. Write a poem about how your definition of love has changed over the years.

9. Write a poem about the first day someone realizes that their beloved has died. Think of different situations where a loved one could die such as a car accident, war, heart attacks, illness, natural disasters and so on. Were you prepared for it? Did you blame anyone for the death? What was it like the last time you saw your loved one?

10. Write a poem about love ending.

11. Write a poem about finding love in unusual places.

12. Write a poem about experiencing heart break from a lost loved one.

13. Write a poem based on your favorite historical romance or even one that your relatives have experienced.