When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?

Those red bellied piranhas, they really do bring people together.

Viktor had thought he might have loved her when he saw her by the Black Lake the first time, standing under a tree and trying, desperately, to make it look as if she wasn't waiting for him. But now? Now as she glanced up at him dwarfed by one of his old coats, snowflakes catching on her eyelashes… Now, he knew.

Lizzie gradually takes over the running of Longbourn after becoming aware of her father's neglect... with impacts far greater than she could have ever imagined.

A continuation of the world of Honor a Hufflepuff. Harry Potter takes up his seat in the Wizengamot before his fifth year.

What if Severus had never called Lily Mudblood? What if Potter's deliberate bullying had never managed to break them up? What if they decided to get married and have children despite the turbulent times? Not J. Potter friendly. Please read and review. This story is AU and is NOT canon-compliant. Image is from Dorian Gray and credited to Alliance and Ealing Studio, 2009.

After the Great War has ended, Sansa Stark takes her rightful place as the Lady of Winterfell. Sansa knows she must marry again someday for the good of the North, but after all she has suffered, she is certain she will never marry for love. Instead, she decides on a more practical match, offering her hand in marriage to the only man who has never betrayed her, Tyrion Lannister.

After reading Mr Darcy's letter, Elizabeth acts on impulse and runs after him to ask a question regarding something she read in his letter. Complete

Valentine's Day festivities are in full swing at Hogwarts in the week leading up to the day of love. Watch as Draco Malfoy uses a bouquet of flowers a day to win the heart of one Hermione Granger.

Fanny Bennet hatches a plot to get rid of her least favorite daughters in the belief that, without them around to vex her, she will be able to produce an heir for Longbourn.

"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

A Jacob and Renesmee story. Renesmee has had a very blessed life. Friends, family, and is constantly surrounded by love. Now she's 16 years old and has grown tired of just being the odd girl out in a family of couples. Full summary inside .

Mal has a heart to heart with Ben at Family Day after the fiasco with Queen Leah

A disastrous New Year's Eve party makes Hermione realize that Ron is definitely the wrong Weasley for her. Will she have the opportunity to find the right one instead? ... Written for the 2017 Champagne and Countdowns event

Félicie visits Camille after she stops showing up to ballet class, although it wasn't for the reason she had expected. Turns out they might have more in common than they thought.

The day after the curse breaks, villagers unite with newly-human servants. Amid the celebrations, Stanley seeks out Lefou, who is searching for Gaston's body at the site beneath the crumbled bridge. His body is missing. Is he dead or alive? Can Stanley help Lefou get over Gaston once and for all? Post-movie.

"Evie was nervous. Beyond nervous. Because for some reason, Doug decided it would be a good idea for her to meet his father. And his uncles. Snow White's closests friends. The same Snow White that is technically her step-sister. The same Snow White that her mom tried to kill. Like, dead." In which Evie meets the Dwarves and Doug meets the Evil Queen. Requested by Venturian Girl.

Elizabeth Bennet decides on an entirely different approach to dancing at the Meryton Assembly. This is about novella length, complete in 7 chapters. (COMPLETE)

How could reading a comic change Greg Goyle's first year? What does he really think about his boss Draco? About Vince? And what will be Snape's part in this? Humorous one-shots about the dumb duo. Year 3 finished.

Harry comes back to Privet Drive after another tiring year of school, but there is another unexpected guest there. It turns out Vernon Dursley has a nephew as well, and 19 year old Dick Grayson seems to be nothing like the Dursleys that Harry has grown to hate. Maybe this Summer will be a little bit better with some company.

Written with the knowledge and consent of glitterally, author of The Bespoke Witch, this is a TBW AU. At the behest of their family Covenant, the Weasley sons Cast a Marriage Stake for Hermione Granger - but which of the brothers would she want to marry? New Cover art by Calebski! Polyandric themes, drama. HG/BW/CW/FW/GW/PW **Please read the Author's Notes!**

This little one shot takes place in the parlor at Longbourne during the gentlemen's first visit after Lydia's wedding. It's my first ever fan fiction effort so comments welcome.

After the coronation, things were supposed to be easy. But when Ben serenaded Mal while under the love spell, he unwillingly made a promise that could change their whole relationship. Over the summer, can Mal survive the pressures of being a King's girlfriend? Can Ben and Mal survive the summer without locking lips? Or will the pressures be too great?

Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos chose good over evil at the coronation, but then concerns arise over their safety once the realization sets in that with the school year ending, they'll have to back home, where being good may not be the best thing for them. Luckily, someone takes it upon herself to to look out for them. No longer a One Shot

When Belle becomes ill, she finds herself being taken of by the person she least expected and creates a bond that she didn't think was there to be made.

An event so horrible occurs that it changes the Bennet's forever, Altering the course of Pride and Prejudice as we know it. Regency. Multiple Character Pairings! (Elizabeth/Darcy) (Jane/Colonel) (Kitty/Bingley) COMPLETE!

Hermione needs to get away from all of the romance after the war. When Neville suggests that she join him for a herbology trip to Fiji, she says yes without thinking twice. Post war. EWE. COMPLETE!

Hermione and Viktor never stopped writing to each other. After the war they reunite and start rebuilding their lives together. A one shot story EWE

They say a good woman is hard to find... good thing Hermione Granger is a good woman, because Marcus Flint found her and now he intends to keep her. (Part 6 of the series 'This Year').

The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD

WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!

A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

Nino only asks the important questions.

Blaise Zabini has loved Hermione for half of his life, but due to the war he has never felt comfortable revealing his feelings for her. After he acquires a genuine DA coin, he gets the opportunity of a lifetime, and he grasps it with both hands. Submission for Round 9 Hermione Smut on lj. Hermione/Blaise.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

"You can be absurdly oblivious to the obvious sometimes," he chided without heat. Taking the opening, Hermione swallowed her apprehension and tugged lightly on his shirt. "What else have I missed?" "Why don't you tell me?," he murmured to her, the air from his words washing across her lips making the moment stretch taut between them.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing

He scratched at the back of his neck. "I mean, you didn't even like *kissing*."/ I didn't like kissing *you*. But the words burned unsaid on her tongue. "It's fine, Ron." Hermione patted the tome in her lap. "And I'll be here with my book. As expected." /Marriage Law/ SS/HG HEA...Always :)

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Snape's away on a 'special mission' from the headmaster. When the seventh year Gryffindors take their first potions lesson with his substitute, word of a Potions Master with a pedigree for insults far worse than Snape's passes through the school. Who is this Master of the Cauldron? Gordon Ramsay, Devil of Hell's Cauldron.

Leonard thought a simple apology was enough when he tampered with Sheldon's monopole experiment. How will he react when someone interferes with his own research?

Hermione finds someone's familiar wandering the halls injured, she takes him in to nurse him back to health and protect him while she searches for his witch or wizard. The dog does some searching and sleuthing of his own.

Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.

Harry had noticed a lot of things that didn't add up around him. He did something about it. When Ron left the tent during the hunt for the horcruxes, he finally manages to get the true Hermione back. With a better plan they start the hunt anew.

The last thing Lucius Malfoy expected when he walked into Harry Potter's muggle neighborhood, was to become the guardian of one Harry J Potter. AU. Set Winter Break 1st year. Not Slash! Malfoy's adopt Harry. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors. You have been warned.

Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.

This is a what if, and not really related or anything, but even if Hermione had been PMSing on Harry, this snippet and many in HBP, I think Hermione was taken for granted and I wanted to show that Hermione can be bad too, if she wants to. This clears the misunderstanding regarding Hermione's feelings about the Potions book, because frankly, I am on Hermione's side on that.

Minister Fudge is about to take the last step to kick Albus Dumbledore out of the Wizengamot. He didn't count on the Lady in powder blue.

A beautiful princess, an army of vicious trolls, and a tall, brave ...stable boy? Not your average fairy tale, I assure you.

Penny can no longer take the anger, pain and unhappiness that is her life. So, she makes some big changes, starting with her circle of friends.

In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.

Per Season 7, Episode 1, while Leonard was away on the North Sea expedition, he proudly showed a youtube video of a nude scene Penny had done for the never-released film Serial Apist to his shipmates. This is what happens when Penny finds out about it. This is now a multi-chapter story and a Shenny tale. Please note that the rating is now M, primarily for language.

Neville gets a visit from an old housemate who is very distressed about something in the Daily Prophet. Unfortunately for Ginny, for once the Prophet has gotten it right. Inspired by, but not taken from, Seel'vor's classic 'Lily versus Ginny' story, this story references Harmony (HHr) though neither one appears in the story.

While watching the football game at the end of season 2's "Marked for Murder", Jack and Phryne's relationship takes on a new speed.

Dumbledore’s plans for Harry will not work as expected with Dr Donald Mallard in the frame. HP/NCIS crossover - complete

A Cinderella tale with a twist...or ten. Instead of a ball, there is a month long celebration and the glass slipper is on someone else's foot. This is a tale of beautiful stepsisters, handsome princes, lavish balls, magical creatures, and the girl who sees it all in the city of Pharyss.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

What are dependents left to do when betrayed by those they trusted most, but to find a way to become masters in their own right. AU, OOC, set after DoM fiasco in OotP, slash: HP/SS, het: DM/GW, TN/HG, NL/LL, some bashing.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic

Ultimately, the way Charlotte and Ricky Collins happen is a lot like one of his speeches: meandering and indirect, and so maddening she just wants to scream at him to get to the point already, full of lots of words that don't seem to mean half as much as what they don't say. And it's her duty to simplify, to divine his meaning and condense it. LBD-verse, post-97 and post-series.

People always ask her why she stays. She responds simply and with a smile. "Because I love him."

The funny thing is, I didn't even have a hard decision to make. In the contest between keeping my decade-old secret and losing Malfoy's friendship, there was only one choice. DM/HG, EWE, complete.

After Leonard tries to move in with her, Penny takes a good hard look at her life and doesn't like what she sees. It's time to stop doing the same thing over and over and hoping for a different result. Losing Penny from his life makes Sheldon think about what is truly most important to him.

Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.

After a nasty breakup, Hermione is spending Christmas alone. She wants to avoid running in to her ex at the Ministry's Yule Ball, but her boss has made it clear that she's expected to go. Upon arriving, something comes over her and she can't shake the feeling that she's forgotten something. Before she can work it out, a handsome stranger claims he is her date and asks her dance.

After having watched his best friend killed in front of him by people he thought was family, followed shortly by another tragedy in his life, Harry sets out to find a way to change his past. AU End/Post OotP, H/Hr/Multi Full Summary Inside

A day alone on the farm to relax is just what Big Macintosh wanted. Too bad he won't get it.

Someone saw Harry Potter dropped off on a doorstep and refused to allow that to happen. Instead, he was adopted by a magical family, a family very different than what wizarding society was used to. Note: the Bewitched timeline was moved forward to fit into the Harry Potter universe.

The experiences of growing older have done nothing to dispel Wendy's dream for more. But is Peter the most tempting factor of her childhood, or was she blind? T/M, just to be safe!

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

It's Christmas Day and Thomas, the baker, has something he wants to ask Anastasia. Things don't exactly go according to plan, however. One-shot, uber-fluff, result of an rp.

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

AU: Sirius's will gives the Tonkses custody of Harry. Meanwhile, the ministry is forcing non-wizard-raised students to spend their summer taking "wizarding culture" classes from early morning until late at night. How does this affect Harry?

Somewhere, out there, there's a fanfiction writer who argues with the characters from time to time. And, as they say in the into to "Law & Order" - these are their stories. See the notes for the various chapters for more details.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Meg used to believe in happily-ever-afters, but when a family tragedy strikes she's left to pick up the pieces on her own. It takes a handsome stranger, her best friend, and her own ingenuity to restore her belief in her dreams. Modern Cinderella.

The Wizarding World is archaic, true-but due to this chivalry and honor still exist among true Pureblood Gentlemen. Hermione just happens to be a little Lady fully trained in the manners they hold in such high regard.

Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.

Henry was persistent enough to chase Danielle across the courtyard merely to learn her name, he would have gone after her when he learns that the woman he loves is engaged and supposedly leaving the country without telling him. What happens when he does?

Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.

This is the sequel to Harry Potter's first year, which was covered in The Roaring Snake'. This story will cover years 2 and 3. Follows canon outline, but not completely compliant. The accent is on developing Harry and his friends into strong team.

A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?

Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.

The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.

Starts after the fifth book. Total AU after that. Harry grieves for the loss of Sirius, but his life is about to turn for the better? FINISHED! Reposted.

A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything

Luna's quest for the elusive Grimbly-Toed Mumbler leads her to a rather unexpected romance.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

A desperate monarch makes a pact with another king that will one day force him to give his headstrong daughter to the king's harsh son. Within the castle walls lay many secrets, including a deadly curse. Let the fairytale begin. COMPLETE!

Franny's convinced that Father and Son need bonding time. Her solution: Cornelius needs to involve his son in the inventing process. But knowing his son's penchant for chaos, the Father of the Future finds himself reluctant to do so.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Love blossoms over three cups of tea. They might possibly be hot, or that could be false advertising. Ron/Pansy

Percy always wanted to be a girl...

Sometimes, you have to go full circle to find the right man. Patience had always been more of a woman's virtue, anyway. Especially when it applies to men like Will Stronghold and Warren Peace. Layla/Warren two-shot.

In a world of infinite universes, the 'verses where Penny falls for Billy are many.

Wendy has decided to change the story. The mermaid stabs the prince and saves herself, because maybe, just maybe, Happily Ever After is over rated.

Kyouya may realize that it's selfish to want Haruhi's attention for himself but then again, he is an Otori. Forgive me if I take some of the background knowledge of the anime for granted, some spoilers too.

Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.

The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.

Short drabble about Arthur Weasley Christmas shopping for his young family with only three Galleons to spend.

Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr

Harry begins to see that Dumbledore's manipulations have affected a large number of families, not merely him. Caught between a Light Lord' and a Dark Lord', can he manoeuvre enough to ensure the survival of himself and his friends? OotP AU, HHannah

It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.

Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.

What Arthur Weasley sees as he looks at his wife.

AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies

After all those years, they meet again. She is twenty two, going on twenty three, and no longer has any need for him.

An alternate ending. What does Peter really want? PeterWendy

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

This what if story assumes that Prince Henry married Princess Gabriella and the story begins as soon as Danielle escapes from Monsieur le Pieu. Can Danielle gain ownership of the Manoir de Barbarac? Story complete.

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

Arthur Weasley finds himself in the unenviable position of dispensing romantic advice to Hermione.