Hi, this is the profile of the Adorkable Snowmen, AKA Jay & Jen. We're best friends and avid Seddie Shippers. But Seddie is just about the ONLY ship we agree on. So, we've decided to divide our profile in two to voice our different opinions. We are also flying-romantic-evil-vampire-ninja-mermaid-pirate-stalker-twonicorn-narnian-aliens-that can talk to whales. (Yes, we're a bit different...) Well, here it goes!

Jen's Profile

Hey, it's Jen! My full name is a secret, so that's all you're getting. :) Well, here's a list of stuff I like. Ta da!

Basic Info:

Name: Jen

Age: a young teenager

Hair: dark brown and insanely curly.

Eyes: dark green

Personality: umm...different.

Position: beta reader in training, StarKid fanatic.

Hobbies: reading, drawing, eating, sleeping, texting, talking, dancing, and piano playin'.

Ships:

iCarly

Sam and Freddie (Seddie)

Carly and Griffin (Criffin)

Spencer and the video store girl (I know she only showed up once, but I liked them together.)

Harry Potter

Draco and Hermione (Dramione)

Harry and Ginny (Grudgingly, but they're cute)

Harry and Luna (I have no idea what the name for that)

Neville and Luna (Only slightly, but enough for recognition)

Life with Derek

Derek and Casey (Dasey)

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Isabella (Phinabella)

Ferb and Vanessa (Ferbessa)

Gossip Girl

Jenny and Nate (book only)

Georgina and Nate (book only)

GLee

Rachel and Jesse (Not sure of the name, but I'm sure there is one)

Quinn and Puck (Again, not quite sure of the name. I just started watching so I'm a little slow)

Tina and Artie (Artina)

Emma and Will (Thrice I have said it now, I do not know the name)

Victorious

Jade and Beck (Bade)

Cat and Robbie (Cabbie)

Darkest Powers Series

Chloe and Derek (Chlerek)

Ships I'd never ever ever ship...ever.

Tori and Beck (Jade needs Beck. B, Bor-, Tori and Beck. It's gross.)

Ron and Hermione (Icky. Ron's just, not smart enough for her. DON'T HIT ME!) *Jay Note: *Laughs evilly* I'm coming to get you!!!

Carly and Freddie (I shall not combine the two, I will not. I won't do it.)

Spencer and Sam. (I'm going to say Spam, just to show how much I hate the "C word" above.)

Any Victorious Slash (Where do you people get off?!)

Draco and Harry (THEY'RE NOT GAY!)

Anyone and Pansy Parkinson (She's a meanie head.)

Snape and Lily (It's just, no.)

Obsessions

Harry Potter

Darkest Powers

Correct grammar

Pasta, cheescaske, or come to think of it, food in general

The Internet

MyLifeIsAverage commenting

StarKidPotter

Favorite movies: 27 dresses, Charlie Bartlett, Hot Rod, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Elf, He's Just Not That Into You, Fight Club, School of Rock, Napoleon Dynamite, Beetlejuice, Mean Girls, 50 First Dates, Yes Man, Eagle Eye, Push, Fired Up!, Baby Mama, Hancock, The Rocker, The Waterboy, License to Wed, Juno, Wayne's World, Finding Nemo, Emporer's New Groove, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Chamber, of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Kick-Ass, Iron Man, and Iron Man 2.

Favorite bands: OK Go, Vampire Weekend, Regina Spektor, Kate Nash, Florence + The Machine, The Airborne Toxic Event, Imogen Heap, The White Stripes, The Beatles, Amy Winehouse, Muse, She & Him, Feist, Flight of the Concords, The Lonely Island, Oasis, The Ting Tings, Adele, Sublime, Kimya Dawson, Eric Hutchinson, Paramore, No Doubt, Queen, The Fratellis, Green Day, Lily Allen, The Kinks, Fiona Apple, Tegan and Sara, Darren Criss, Kings Of Leon, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Lady Gaga, The Arctic Monkeys, et-frickin’-c.

Favorite Stuff on the Internet: Communitychannel, Raywilliamjohnson, Jacksfilms, Polyvore, Youtube, Fanfiction, StarKidPotter, MyLifeIsAverage's comment section, Dear Blank, Please Blank, Sarcasticleaves, Blip, Potter Puppet Pals, Facebook, and Failblog.

Well, Bye!

Jay's Profile

Hi I'm the writer of this group. You can call me Jay or the Supreme Majesty of All That Was, Is, and Will Be. Either works.

Basic Info:

Name: Jay

Age: a young teen

Hair: black and silky

Eyes: deep brown

Personality: anything but average.

Position: writer, StarKid fanatic

Hobbies: reading, drawing, eating, sleeping, texting, talking, writing, and procrastinating.

Ships:

iCarly

Sam and Freddie (Seddie)

Carly and Griffin (Criffin)

Shane and Wendy (Shendy)

Harry Potter

Pretty much all canon ships, although I really like Neville/Luna and Hannah/Erinie.

Life with Derek

Derek and Casey (Dasey)

Lizzie and Edwin (???)

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Isabella (Phinabella)

Ferb and Gretchen (???)

Codename: KND:

Wally and Kuki (Kally)

Abby and Hoagie (Hobby???)

Nigel and Rachel (Rigel???)

Fanny/Patton (No idea)

Bartie/Virginia (What??? They were so cute together!!!)

Lee/Sonya (They're just like a mini Kally!!!)

Victorious:

Cat/Robbie (Cabbie)

Jade/Beck (Bade)

Twilight:

Bella/Tyler's van

Obsessions:

Harry Potter

Spazzing

Writing

Hating mean people

Thoughts:

Why did Dumbledore have to be gay???

When will Jen respect canon??? (*Jen note* BAHAHA, NEVER! ...Especially not Carol.)

That's all I can think of...bye!!

Our Everyday Life:

Jay: (on the verge of tears)

Carter: (walks over) Aww, you look like you need a hug! (hugs Jay and fake cries on shoulder)

Jay: (shocked for a moment, then pushes him off herself) WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?

llamallamallama

(during one of our RonxHermione vs. DracoxHermione fights)

Jay: Ron makes much more sense than Malfoy!!!

Jen: NO HE DOESN'T!!!

Jay: IF DRAMIONE HAPPENED, WHERE WOULD RON BE?!?

Jen: That's simple. He'd be a loner...or mine.

wheewheewhee

Jay: (comes back from lunch line, sits down and talking to Katie) Where are Vivie, Jen and Sunny?

Jen: (from behind Jay) We're over here! And we feel abandoned!

Jay: I'M SORRY!

Sunny: Sorry doesn't cut it! Gimme those cookies!

Our Stories:

iCarly: Did You Forget? A Seddie Parent Trap:

Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson have been divorced for 13 years. What will happen when their twin daughters find each other?

Victorious: Carnation:

"I see that...but why is the duck pink?" "It's Carnation, duh!" A Cabbie oneshot.

Jay Note: Sorry we haven't updated for so long!!! My computer crashed and so did Jen's. Expect an update in around a month.

New Jay Note: Well, it's been, what, more than a month now Hee hee. Sorry. These past few months have been pressuring and hard. The chapter's written and all, just been waiting for an edit, for, oh, about, three months...