To do list:

- End world hunger. Tell no one

- Punch Zyndel. You know you want to.

- Discover Bigfoot... he's real.

- Soak feet in mashed potatoes, and scream while brushing teeth. Because you can.

- Get a Master's Degree.

- Start a family.

- Retire.

- Conquer the world.

- Die.

- Conquer Heaven.

- Conquer the Underworld.

- Live forever as an immortal.

- Die.

Zyndel started walking away when Sara stepped in front of him, “Zyndel… Who in their right mind gave you that freakin’ taser gun!?” She asked briskly. “Kevin gave it to me.” Zyndel said as he pointed to a disgruntled Kevin, sitting in the corner of the hallway, sucking on what appears to be a banana peel, while mumbling something about sea horses.

Trace jumped out of the water onto the small vessel. "Tada!" Trace said, putting his hands on his hips, trying to impress. Trace exploded shortly after.

“Godly powers, and rocking bod?…. Or mom’s cookies… very, very tough choice…” Poseidon silently argued with himself. Sara banged her head on the boat.

"Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you" Spongebob told the random fish guy. "Not at all boy!" The fish guy exclaimed, as fumes drifted up his nose. he sniffed. "DEUUEAUGH!" The fish guy screams as he makes a horribly ugly face.

"I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen, it's not available. If you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." - Charlie Sheen

"Yeah!" - Lil Jon'

"I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'M THE MAP!" - The Map