Don't mind me, I'm just and old cock looking for some action... I patrol the streets and dole out righteous justice with an indiscriminate reverence for the law. On my spare time, I like to shout at the sun as it rises and watch the grumpy humans go about their miserable day. After all, they really deserve to be toyed with once in a while, especially considering that their filthy mouths enjoy feasting upon my young - they call it an omelette I believe. I also enjoy flipping the bird. It always seems to draw that reaction I'm looking for to brighten up my day. Of course, they tend to follow up with a harsh string of profanities. Although I find myself frequently reminding others of the apparent availability for which their mouths can wrap around my BaGawk!

My favorite food is, you probably guessed it, pineapples! They're sweet, succulent, and sure to liven up the palate. It's a nice change from all of the processed garbage that food providers seem to be so eager to shove down our throats until we regress into a redundant pile of protoplasm. I'm not too fond of the farm feed-stock either, it seems a bit peculiar that the farmers would be feeding us something they wouldn't even eat themselves.

Anyway, I've been rambling on for quite a while. If you like what you see, feel free to let me know.