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Hetalia meme :3

Pick 10 random characters.(ok not too random...)

1. Italy

2. Prussia

3. China

4. England

5. America

6. Spain

7. Romano

8. Japan

9. Russia

10. Holy Roman Empire

You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.

Italy! I'm gonna eat all of your chocolate...:3

2 confesses his love to you.

YES PRUSSIA! LETS GO GET MARRIED AND HAVE MANY BABIES.

You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.

What's he gonna do? Hit me with his Shinatty-Chan? I'm not scared of China!

You win a free holiday with 4.

Nosebleed*

5 saves your life.

America: Are you alright?

Me: I gotta boo-boo on my lip, would you kiss it and make it better? *Shot*

6 is living in your house.

Me: *Grabs Spain and locks us in a closet*

9 Months Later at the Hospital*

Rabid: I can't believe-

Me: Can you rant me on this later? You'll wake it up.

Rabid: Fine!

Five years later

Rabid: Aww, it's so cute! ANYWAYS, my time to RANT!

Me: But... but... YOULL UPSET IT!

Rabid: FINE!

13 Years later

Rabid: OKAY NOW ITS 18 AND JUNK. TIME FOR RANT.

Me:... Bring it on.

You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).

Why is their Pictures of Spain naked on Romano's Cell?

Strangles Romano*

You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.

Me: Japan?!! What the heck are you doing here?!

9 kidnaps you.

Kolkolkolkol

You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.

Me: *Sits on his lap* *Sadistic smile*

1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.

Italy: I love you, Romano! Veh

Romano: WTF!!!!!

Me: Itacest? *Nosebleed*

Prussia: Kesesesese

Me: *Hits him on head with frying pan* FOCUS!

2 and 9 are arguing.

What would they be arguing about?

Prussia: You stole my name!

Russia: Did not! *Hits him with pipe*

Prussia: You win! *Falls over*

6 is molesting 3.

Poor China... SPAIN YOU PERVERT!

5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
America or HRE?

Oh gosh. Uh. America? IM SORRY HRE! *Shot*

2 is invisible.

NO PRUSSIA!

OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!

...What? Russia more awesome than Prussia? It's a possibility.

1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.

Me: *Grabs England*

England: Let me go, Bloody Wanker!

Italy: Doitsu! Come save me, it's dark!

Spain: *Thinking about Romano*

3 and 7 pull a prank on you.

Me: *Soaking wet*

Prussia: Keseses-

Me: *Grabs Prussia by neck and slams him into wall*

Romano: Oh gosh! She's ticked off! Run!

Me: OH NO YOU DONT. *Grabs him too and force feeds them Englands cooking*

You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.

EnglandxHRE? *Shot*

4 and 9 steal your boat.

To the heck with that thing.

While 5 and 7 rob your house.

America, Romano, why you steal from my house? You jealous of Spain who lives there?

You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.

France: *Grope*

Me: BACK OFF. *Hits him with frying pan*

England: Why did you drag me on this thing? *Angry*

Me: YOU WANNA GO, PRETTY BOY?

Prussia: Kesesese

China: No! Don't hurt England-aru!

Spain: *Asleep*

You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.

Uh. I take Spains organ. =_= Now I have shmexiness inside me

5 is robbing 2.

What does Prussia have America doesn't have?

You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.

HRE: You're never leaving till you tell me where Italy is!

Me: I TOLD YOU. HES WITH GERMANY.

America: *Bursts through window* IM THE HERO *Punches HRE in the face and runs away holding me bridal style*

1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.

Italy: *Holding onto my arm*

Me: *Sitting on Prussias lap*

England: *Holding onto my other arm*

Prussia: Kesesese

Me: GO IN THE CLOSET! *Screaming at movie*

You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.

Romano: It's all your fault!

Me: YOU WANNA GO, PRETTY BOY? *Puts fists up*

Japan: ...

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkol Let's go find food

HRE: *Thinking of Chibitalia*

3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.

Did China bribe you a love potion for England, America?

6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.

It's okay Spain Just go grow some more tomatoes.

1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.

Italy: Romano, isn't this fun?

Romano: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Me: LANGUAGE, ROMANO!

HRE: *Staring intently at Italy*

2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.

Prussia and Japan are being racist against England and Spain? WTH?

3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.

China, America and Russia at are a convention. Kesesese

You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.

Romano and I are fighting over Spain*

England: *Trying to make food, but is failing*

Italy: *Making sure England doesn't burn the house down*

2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.

Prussia is in love with America who is in love with Japan but Japan is in love with Prussia. Prussia doesn't love Japan back, America doesn't love Prussia back and Japan doesn't love America back.

France.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Callie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Calizzel

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Wolf (Heck yeahhh)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Elizabeth Roy (I swear Roy Mustang made my street out of fire. Somehow.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Gincaonn

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Dark Blue Milk (That must be tasty.)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Aneclwe (...How do I pronounce that?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Boots (LOL XD)

Your RockStar Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Apple Heartattack (Yeah. I can see so many people yelling that out to my sub horrible singing. Not.)

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black Hook (BAHAHAHA- If I were pirate, I would have an amazing sword fight with Arthur Kirkland. *Nosebleed thinking about it*

In Beyonds mind theater:

Beyond: *Knocked Kirkland down and is pointing word to his throat*

Kirkland: DONT KILL ME! DX! I'll do anything!

Beyond: ... Anything?

Kirkland: Anything.

Beyond: *Sadistic smile and grabs his collar of shirt and locks us in closet*

9 Months Later

Rabid, Liet & Hitachiin: I CANT BELIEVE YOU, (Place Beyonds real name here) I THOUGHT YOU LOVED SPAIN BETTER!

Beyond: He cheated on my with Romano! DX ANYWAYS, YOURE GOING TO WAKE IT UP! D:)

End Theater

If tomorrow my life were finished,
With many fun things left to do,
It wouldn't matter at all,
Because, my love, I had you.
I just thought of this whilst talking to none other than you. So happy friday!

UPDATE: I was diagnosed with Chronic Daily Headache; reason 1 for not updating. Reason 2: I didn't have a computer I was comfortable using Word on. But now I do! I WILL update at some point in the next month or so, just be patient for a little longer! Once I figure out this computer!...