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 I am an artist and a writer, living in the midwest with my college professor husband. By day, I work for a large corporation where I write serious stuff for diva executives. At night, I tell stories of Bella and Edward. LOVE AND A BIG GREEN BAG Things you'll recognize from my story, Love and a Big Green Bag: Daddyward: Pee pee teepees: Chunky baby legs: That Edward face: Sweet Baby: Stephen Austin (from Club Orion): Edward's Gucci tux for the red carpet: Bella's dress for the red carpet: Bella's new car: Bella's dress for second awards event: Bella's cocktail dress for Stephen Austin's fragrance launch: TEACHER'S PET WEDDING STUFF Here are some links to my story, Teacher's Pet: Bella’s Dress, perfect for a beach wedding: |
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Dreaming in Blood by Discordia81 reviews
Emotionally distant investment banker Edward Cullen struggles with his attraction to the mysterious vampire who changed him. Angry and denying that they're mates, Edward must reconcile the pull he feels to her. When her past threatens the fragile equilibrium they've established, Edward must decide if he'll forgive her, or abandon her to the monster from her past. Dark, non-canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,954 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18293 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7795 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard to Love by drotuno reviews
I didn't know how to ask him if I was going to lose the one person that had loved me unconditionally my entire life. Bella Swan had been in every moment of my life since I was seven years old. Eighteen years. She was there for it all, and it wasn't supposed to end like this. AH/Canon couples. EPOV Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces of You by drotuno reviews
She wanted all of him, something he couldn't give her. He'd finally found the one thing that meant everything, yet he belonged to someone else. She wanted to believe everything he ever promised, but a heart can only be so strong when faith is tested. Rated M/Canon couples/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,377 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart Wants by JenRar reviews
Stepsiblings Emmett & Bella have fought an attraction for years, but one game of "I Never" compels them to act. Emmett's best friend Edward gets involved, and life gets a little more interesting. Em/B, E/B, Em/B/E. E/B HEA. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,296 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - [Bella, Edward, Emmett] - Complete
Show Me Something More by Discordia81 reviews
For ten years, Edward Cullen has had a secret desire. Isabella Swan is in the business of making fantasies come true. Together, they'll discover more than they ever expected. 1st place winner for Public Vote and Judge's Choice in the LDA anonymous contest. Collab with karenec
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond the Break Room by Discordia81 reviews
22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,489 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Secrets and Lies by BellaScotia reviews
Bella once told a lie. A lie that cost her everything she ever wanted. 10 years later she returns to her hometown to an ailing father, an angry best friend, and the man from whom she has kept a secret that threatens to unravel her existence. M AU AH OOC Rated M for language and lemons **This story is a repost. It was previously posted in its entirety in 2011/12***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,910 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On The Stroke of Midnight (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
We were together nine years … and then we weren't. Now I'm just pretending. The trouble is, I've never been very good at lying. With one drunken kiss at a New Year's Eve party, lives change when the clock strikes midnight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
All the Wild Horses by elusivetwilight reviews
In her suffocating small hometown, Bella Swan meets widowed Edward Cullen. Can she pull him from the depths of his grief? Is there enough of him left to soothe her clawing loneliness? AUAH E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 6879 - Favs: 4,378 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Traveling Soldier by elusivetwilight reviews
'I cried...never gonna hold the hand of another guy. Too young for him, they told her, Waitin' for the love of a travelin' soldier. Our love will never end.' E&B part of FGB comp for Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gone Baby Gone by OhMyWord reviews
When she finds out she's been dating a walking conspiracy theory, Bella Swan is forced to run, leaving behind everything she knows. Reluctantly, she teams up with a certain bronze-haired scientist who is about to get a lot more than he bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6146 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete