Fluxit Aqua et Sanguinehide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Jeeves, Lord of the Flies, Bones, Misc. Movies, V for Vendetta, and Phantom of the Opera. Hello! My name is Raven. I'm pleased to find that someone has stumbled across my friendly little profile here. About myself, if you care to hear: I'm a twenty-one year-old girl living in the United States, whose hobbies include singing, writing, drawing, rambling, and failing at math. My various interests include world history (especially European), literature (aesthetics, pastorales, penny-bloods, lots of stuff), neuropsychology, biology, music, and possibly others. I'm studying Vocal Music in college (Soprano, of course XP) this fall, and am minoring in English. I generally write for Jeeves and Wooster these days, although I have been known to do others in the past, mainly in The Phantom of the Opera (the novel, of course) and Harry Potter (although, I've not done anything in this latter one for QUITE some time). I did write one for the film version of V for Vendetta, which has managed to make an appearance, despite my fear of it being recieved as crap to the "popular genre" area (though I've now realised that it's really not AS popular as I thought it'd be...). Speaking of popular genres, for some freakish reason, I've spontaneously begun a Bones (yes, the television series) fiction at three o'clock on the twenty-fourth of June, 2010 during an attack of insomnia. This has been posted now, incidentally- Atrox et Exquisitus Est- and is a weird, weird study... But I'm rather glad that I tried to get through to the end of one chapter, frankly. My best friends (whose account names are Sir Weston and Jellyfish Jam, my favourite identical twins) and I are beginning a collaborative Jeeves fiction which will be put up on my account here. The first chapter was written by trading off every paragraph (or more, in the case of conversation), and, after that, we're going to trade off by chapters. Dunno where it's headed, but it's certainly begun. XD My most favorite author is currently Oscar Wilde, though that tends to change with the time. It has in the past been Poe, William Shakespeare, Richard Ellmann, Robert Louis Stevenson, Dante, Art Spiegelman, Bram Stoker, and others. I hope that my stories are palatable to anyone who cares for the genre(s) I have online, and, if we have similar interests, that we might share a private-message chat sometime. Cheers! -Raven P.S.- The avatar image is not mine- just stolen from an apparently-forgotten Jeeves site that charmed me, and if someone recognizes it and has claim to it, I promise that it is not with any malicious intent that I use it. Works-In-Progress Jeeves and the Profundity of Madrigals Jeeves & Wooster Around the World (Collaborative) Atrox et Exquisitus Est On the Burden of Glass Masks (Terrible Title- Will Hopefully be Fixed) Lord of the Fries Jeeves and the Land of Doctor Faustus (Not posted, but still upcoming- hopefully to be my first "long" Jooster fic) Veni, Sancte Spiritus (My first Erik fic for a very long time; hope it goes over well!) |
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Marriage of Miles by Sir Weston reviews
While working on a case, Phoenix learns that Edgeworth is getting married, despite the latter's hatred of marriage! Wright thinks there's definitely something strange going on here, and with Franziska's help he's going to get to the bottom of it! And no, this has nothing to do with his own feelings for Edgeworth, no matter what Apollo and Athena and everyone else says! Really!
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 7/4 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.] Franziska vK.
Trapped! by Night Witch the Third reviews
When Wright and Edgeworth have to go investigate someone, they get trapped in an elevator. Edgeworth immediately begins to break down, and Nick has to figure out ways to keep his friend calm. It doesn't help that Edgeworth has been keeping a secret from Wright, something that might destroy their friendship.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4 - [Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E.]
Five Nights of Heavy Rain by Night Witch the Third reviews
Something goes horribly wrong when the Fazbear Entertainment Company wants to help out with the Origami Killer investigation. Every character is assigned an animatronic to assist them, and nobody is safe when the animatronics show personalities of their own. Trying to stay true to the story of Heavy Rain, but with FNaF thrown in as well! We'll see how that goes! R & R, please!
Crossover - Heavy Rain & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 10/4/2017
And Then There Were None by Night Witch the Third reviews
When a group of thieves break in to Freddy's, the animatronics are on the loose, and Mike must decide if he's willing to risk his life to rescue these strangers from the true threats. Rated T for implied violence and language. Read and Review!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 9/26/2017 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, OC
Together and Seperate by Sir Weston reviews
When Isaac and the others wake up in a mysterious basement, they must work together to find their way out. But not everyone is a friend, and sick, twisted challenges issued by a mysterious voice keeps tensions high. To make matters worse, not everyone in their group is sincere and may have other sinister agendas...
Binding of Isaac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2017
Jeeves and the confounding matter of the incredible Jelly by Sarkany reviews
Jeeves is utterly and shamefully jealous of the jelly that so holds his master's attention. How could this be? It cannot be borne, and yet it must. Or must it? Wooster/Jelly, one-sided; Jeeves/Wooster, also one-sided. For a silly (but amusing) "indeed,sir" community prompt.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves, OC - Complete
As Long As You're Mine by Night Witch the Third reviews
Shaun has thrown a party for all of his fellow teammates, and when Scarlett shows up, things get weird! Told in Scarlett's point of view, she goes around the party trying to avoid the person she thinks she hates, while a certain song continues to torment her. Rated T for a bit of strong language near the end. One shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Scarlett, Max] - Complete
So Infanttile by Sir Weston reviews
Thanks to an annoyed wizard who looks like an infant, all the park employees have been turned into babies! Well, not all of them. High Five Ghost not only has to find the wizard and make him turn his friends back, but he also has to take care of them! Oy!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 11/5/2011 - High-Five Ghost
Everyone and Everyone by Raven Black and Jinks Loather reviews
A series of one shots attempting to pair every character in the Harry Potter series, including ghosts, teachers, and magical creatures. Some are cheesy, some are sweet, and some are absolutely stupid. Rated T just to be safe. R&R! Fourth Pairing: Harry and Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012
Jeeves and the Opera Ghost by PeekabooFang reviews
Foppish dandy Raoul seeks out his friend from Britain, the fellow foppish dandy Bertie Wooster, to counsel him on what to do about the Phantom. Well, actually, Raoul seeks out Bertie's inimitable valet, Jeeves. Bit of fun, what? Leroux, Wodehouse
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,015 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
IQ: How It Really Should have gone by Night Witch the Third reviews
The story of how the craptastic movie should have gone. You see, the world has rules and this movie should have never happened. Instead, please enjoy how the movie really should have gone. Rated T for the swearing in the rants. Chapter 2 is up.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010
IQ The Real Version by Sir Weston reviews
This is my better version of a crap tastic movie. IQ is a romantic comedy which has Stephen Fry in it, which was the only why I watched it. It also has an actor portraying Albert Einstein. Anyway, enjoy or else! R&R please!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010
Ask Her Today by Laura Schiller reviews
Hermux proposes, but not quite the way he'd planned. H/L
Hermux Tantamoq - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Tea, Sir? by OceanTiger13 reviews
Jeeves is sick; Wooster is overenthusiastic.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Chef's Table Confessional by seeleybaby reviews
After Dr. Wyatt's advice re: his marksmanship test works, Booth asks him to meet him every week for advice. Dr. Wyatt agrees. One chapter per episode starting with Dwarf in the Dirt. Hope to make this a continuing series for the life of the show.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2010 - S. Booth
What Ho, Snape by Gannet reviews
Crossover with the Harry Potter universe - “Voldie, old chap,” Wormtail told me one bright July morn, “Voldie, old chap, I need your help.”.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
The Bowler Hat by gigizazu reviews
Jeeves looses his hat and Bertie happens to find it. Breif FLuff Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
That's My Desire by karaokegal reviews
Written for the Merry Month of Masturbation. Gordon thinks about Sweets. Post-ep for Malice on a Cross.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - L. Sweets
Jeeves and the Bed For Two by Princess Hannah reviews
A subversion of the idea that Bertie and Jeeves sharing a bed automatically entails romance. While sharing a bed on a ship to New York, our boys see new sides of each other.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't by UnseenCharacters reviews
Set during the 1960s, in this piece the grand-daughter of one of Bertie Wooster's friends tells us a little about her favourite Uncles-who-aren't-uncles, Jeeves and Wooster. Ageists be warned, implied slash of pensioners. A podcast is available elsewhere.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Jeeves and the discovery by pumpie2 reviews
Jeeves makes an interesting discovery J/W slash
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves
Mr Wooster and the Sick Valet by Jestana reviews
Jeeves falls ill and Bertie needs to find a way to take care of him and the flat.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Gentleman's Agreement by Jestana reviews
Jeeves has a marvellous idea and Bertie heartily approves.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Mr Wooster's Memoir by Jestana reviews
Typing Bertie's memoirs is part of Jeeves' duties as his valet, with an unexpected side benefit.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
That English Bastard by MineUnfaltering reviews
Sweets stood in awe for a moment as he finally saw what Gordon Wyatt had seen. Sweets couldn’t see why it had taken him so long to make a connection. Gordon had given him the answer before Sweets had asked. My take on the 'which partner knows' question
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2009 - L. Sweets - Complete
Jeeves and the Patience of a Saint by LucylouKazoo reviews
Jeeves endures a series of trials... Vacations, crowds, snow, mountaineers, tableauists, and an inconvenient absence of a respectable barber. His patience is legendary, but he is no saint, and one man can only endure so much. Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Jeeves And The Psychologist by LucylouKazoo reviews
Mr. Wooster is lucky enough to visit with Jeeves' favorite psychological researcher. One never knows what will be uncovered in the course of a session with a good therapist!... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Rabbit Pie by ryudaaku reviews
PostBlack Adder IV: “Goodbyeee.” AU. Drabbleesque, but not really. George took up Melchett’s offer to stay behind and wait out the push, and now must deal with the repercussions. Melchett just wants George. Dark. George angst, one sided MelchettGeorge.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Jeeves and the WalkAway Cone Shoppe by LucylouKazoo reviews
What better way to cool off than with a little ice cream? Jeeves does not agree. Wodehouse slash.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Jeeves and the Sleeping Attire by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie Wooster's having trouble sleeping. Jeeves finds a way to help out. Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Jeeves and the Chorusboys by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, and a flock of the ponciest chorusboys you'd ever like to meet! And Bertie's got himself into quite a mess this time... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Major Moustache by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
General Melchett gets carried away by his own moustache again...
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Blackadder and Wooster by Bruce the Duck reviews
In this "Blackadder" and "Jeeves and Wooster" cross-over, Bertie Wooster is fed up with his valet's contsant critique of his bizarre outfits and fires Jeeves, and in his place hires Edmund Blackadder, along with his slimy servant, Baldrick. They then mee
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004
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Veni, Sancte Spiritus reviews
A story in which Erik's past, starting from childhood, is examined through a cultural and experiential lens. Here, an angel has come to Erik for the first time. Kindly Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Erik
Jeeves & the Profundity of Madrigals reviews
Jeeves' confidence in a certain endeavor is bolstered by music, a phenomenon he only thought possible for his master- unfortunately for him, things have not turned out precisely as planned. Chapter III was deleted, and I am VERY sad. ... why?
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W.
On the Burden of Glass Masks reviews
I know it's a bad title... sorry. Anyway, this is my narrative written for the movie version of Gordon Deitrich, because I adored the character, and wanted to make a voice for him. PLEASE read, and review if you really like it OR really hate it!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010
IQ Catherine the Femme Fatale reviews
It's another re-write of the lame romantic comedy I.Q. that is only worth noting because of Stephen Fry, only romantic when it's re-written, and only funny when Stephen's character fails at getting his popcorn. Please R/R! 8D T for later content.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010
Atrox et Exquisitus Est reviews
"Terrible and Exquisite It Is". A reflection by Doctor G.G. Wyatt on his life, time in various positions, and care for a certain fellow psychiatrist. Rated "T" for some coarse language and adult mentionings- sweetness coming next chapter! Please R/R!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - L. Sweets
Jeeves & Wooster Around the World reviews
Well, hurrah! It's a collaborative fic! Borne from the minds of myself and my best friends. Bound to be a zany tale of missteps and schemes to get Bertie out of yet another impending engagement.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves
Lord of the Fries reviews
It's spoof time! Based on a friend's mis-speaking. A handsome blonde boy and his fat, loathesome companion are stuck in their place of work with nothing but each other and a group of other employees. What is one to do! Rated T for later chapters.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010
Jeeves & His Master reviews
A normal morning, preparing Mister Wooster for his day, in the eyes of a paragon of wisdom lost for the first time. A story of madness and unrequited love inspired in part by William Faulkner's "A Rose for Emily". Doctor's report to follow.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete