Crazy n I know it
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Joined 12-01-12, id: 4393678, Profile Updated: 12-15-12

Everyone is just a little crazy. I plan to accentuate that fact. I'm a huge Chipmunk fan! Speaking of the chipmunks, this ought to be humorous (at least):

These are the rules to writing Chipmunk fanfics:

1) They are brothers, nothing else.
Well, they're brothers, but are they from another mother? XD (knee slap)

2) They must always live with Dave.
When they're adults? I'm pretty sure Simon will be in college...

3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany. Alright. This, I can abide to.

4) They cannot die. We'll see.

5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/mystical zone has to be the same color as their signature colors.
Fair enough.

6) They can't die.
Anyone smell deja vu?

7) They can't be severly injured.
Well, you're boring.

8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created by the Bagdasarians.
If I had a dime for every time someone broke that rule...

9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
Do the letters "C", "G", and "I" ring any bells? Thus far, Miss Miller has never been in the movies, and I haven't been a fan of the cartoon.

10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
I'm gonna break this rule, too.

11) They can't be in horror stories.
You're being boring again.

12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
So if someone dies, is in a coma, or is fatally ill...even
I'm not that heartless!

13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
"Another cartoon". I only write about them in their anthropomorphic CGI form. As I see it, in the show, they're just human kids with squeaky voices, not resembling chipmunks in any other way. It'd be a different story if they had tails in the show, or were smaller and cuddlier.

14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random. Once again, we'll see.

15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
Um...no.

16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules. Well, then whoever made these rules broke this last one.

Well, I don't have much to say at this point. I'm still pretty new. I do like more than just AATC. And I AM a fan of OC's (which is why rule #8 above is my least favorite).