I finally decided to throw my hat into the fanfiction ring and try my hand at making crappy stories. I've seen a lot of bad fanfics in my time, but it's the great ones that have forced my hand. The quality of fanfictions shouldn't be this great, and therefore, calls for a writer so horrible at characterization, pacing, plot, coherency, and the ability to make atleast annual updates on stories, that he could only be a man who has read stories with all of the aforementioned shortcomings... in his underwear. Trust me, I've eaten through my share of ice cream tubs, while finishing Billy Mays' sentences on TV, at 2am, so I would know something about not having any dignity. Middle-Schoolers, put your faith in me to be the worst writer I can possibly be.