What's up Criterians! My name is Kara and this is my profile! :D let me list some stuff and maybe you'll understand me?

Name: Kara

Age: 18

Gender: FEMALE :D

Occupation: College Student, Corrupter of Young Minds, Dragonborn, Meister, Physics Nerd, NCIS Very Special Agent, Gleek, Assassin, Bro, Member of the AUDIENCE, Narnian, Student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Shaman, Death Note Holder(what's your full name?), Brony(Yeah, that's right. Got a problem with that?), Member of Sleeping Forest, Fire Contractor, Tribute from District 2, Prototype, Captain Shepherd # 14, Twerk Team member, Gangnam Style Dancer, Iphone user, Smosher?, and American:D

Ethnicity: Who the F* wants to know and does it matter?

Pets: 2 dogs, 3 horses, and 21 cats

Now how bout some Favorites up in this bitch?

Favorite Sex Position: Doggy Style (; (my so-called friend put that there, so don't pay attention to that)

Favorite Color: PURPLE MOTHERF*ERS!!

Favorite Foods: Meat, Nachos, Bacon, Hamburgers, Meat, Ramen, Cup-o-noodles, Meat, and a s*t-ton of MEAT!

Favorite Music: Country(don't judge me), Metal, Alternative, Pop, Broadway...Almost every kind out there...except Dubstep. (Hate Dubstep)

Favorite Tv Shows: NCIS, Big Bang Theory, Bones, mostly Crime shows, Glee, MLP(don't say anything)

VIDEO GAMES: (big topic deserves all caps) Skyrim, COD, Assassin's Creed series, and others...

Favorite youtubers: PEWDIEPIE, Tobuscus, SMOSH, TheFineBros, JacksFilms, Shane Dawson, and multiple others...

Now some Anime's I like

Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Shaman King(best anime), High school of the Dead, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Ouran High school Host club, XXXholic, Kaze no Stigma, Air Gear, Bleach(mostly Manga), and others that I can't think of...

Pairings I ship: (Who the F* doesn't ship? Everyone secretly does)

MakaxKid

LucyxNatsu

LenxHoroHoro(Yes, I like Yaoi, is that a crime?)

SoulxMaka

MirajanexFried

BlackStarxMaka( idk why i like this)

BlackStarxPatty

KaoruxHikaru (who the hell wouldn't?)

GreyxJuvia

LxLight (EVERYONE SHIPS THEM, DON'T DENY IT)

TamakixKyoya;)

KyoxTohru

KidxMe (best one)

LenxMe(BEST ONE, F* KID!)

NARNIA SANDWICHES: Italian bread from Wal-Mart, Turkey, Mayo, and Sharp cheddar(Can't be regular Cheddar) XD

This is my friend's, Martha, made-up Sandwich. Narnia Sandwiches recipe. (try it, it's F*ing delicious)

If you have a suggestion for a Song-fic, Pm me and I will get back to you ASAP:) Like and favorite if you enjoyed BOWDODODODOO SUBSCRIB- wait that's Tobuscus's outro...um this is awkward(don't tell Toby) ANYWAY...

So this is ME! and I hope you like my Fanfics:) Anyone who reads my profile will hopefully get some of my jokes...Anyway, Live long and Prosper. Remember Gibb's rules. Be Gleek. *Brofist* *Brohoof* Tomahawk is my deathblow. Fairy Tail is number one. Watch out for Arrows to the Knee. and BAZINGA!